Accio Farris - Revision history

OldKentuckyShark at 23:11, 19 May 2014

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	'''Theme Song:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1POOuPPbCws "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX ]		'''Theme Song:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1POOuPPbCws "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX ]

			'''Family: ''' Adasia Farris (Wife)

	* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all before he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.		* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all before he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.

OldKentuckyShark at 09:03, 25 June 2012

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	An NPC in [[Morgrave High: Passing Marks]]		An NPC in [[Morgrave High: Passing Marks]]

	[[File:Accio Farris.png\|thumb\|~~alt=Alt text~~\|Accio Farris]]		[[File:Accio Farris.png\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Accio Farris]]

	''"That, students, is congealed tincture of Bromitite. It's made of powdered Khyber dragonshards mixed with bone marrow, and it's one of the more stable explosives known to man and gnome. You can hit it with a hammer, and it'll be fine. You can set it on fire, and it will be fine. But whatever you do, never hit it with a flaming hammer!"''		''"That, students, is congealed tincture of Bromitite. It's made of powdered Khyber dragonshards mixed with bone marrow, and it's one of the more stable explosives known to man and gnome. You can hit it with a hammer, and it'll be fine. You can set it on fire, and it will be fine. But whatever you do, never hit it with a flaming hammer!"''

76.177.0.204 at 14:03, 26 May 2011

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	'''Role''': Rogue		'''Role''': Rogue

	'''Theme Song:''' "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX ~~- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_rJmC2r3U~~]		'''Theme Song:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1POOuPPbCws "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX ]

	* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all before he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.		* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all before he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.

OldKentuckyShark at 19:07, 22 April 2010

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	'''Theme Song:''' "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_rJmC2r3U]		'''Theme Song:''' "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_rJmC2r3U]

	* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all ~~beofre~~ he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.		* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all before he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.

OldKentuckyShark at 19:04, 22 April 2010

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	'''Role''': Rogue		'''Role''': Rogue

	Theme Song: "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_rJmC2r3U]		'''Theme Song:''' "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_rJmC2r3U]

	* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all beofre he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.		* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all beofre he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.

OldKentuckyShark at 19:04, 22 April 2010

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	'''Role''': Rogue		'''Role''': Rogue

			Theme Song: "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_rJmC2r3U]

	* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all beofre he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.		* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all beofre he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.

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2010-04-17T21:24:20Z

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An NPC in [[Morgrave High: Passing Marks]]

[[File:Accio Farris.png|thumb|alt=Alt text|Accio Farris]]

''"That, students, is congealed tincture of Bromitite. It's made of powdered Khyber dragonshards mixed with bone marrow, and it's one of the more stable explosives known to man and gnome. You can hit it with a hammer, and it'll be fine. You can set it on fire, and it will be fine. But whatever you do, never hit it with a flaming hammer!"''

'''Occupation''': Professor of Mechanical Arts

'''Role''': Rogue

* Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all beofre he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars.