Attention Assorted Criminals... REDEEM YOURSELF! - Revision history

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	Band of Steel! Hear my words!'''

	By now many of you have noticed that you are free of your bonds, free of		By now many of you have noticed that you are free of your bonds, free of

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	By now many of you have noticed that you are free of your bonds, free of		By now many of you have noticed that you are free of your bonds, free of

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	* [[Interrupted Transmission]] ''(Given on the occasion of the initial breakthrough at the alien base.)''		* [[Interrupted Transmission]] ''(Given on the occasion of the initial breakthrough at the alien base.)''
	* [[Unauthorized Broadcast]] ''(Given as part of a pirate broadcast following the Band of Steel's first successful mission.)''		* [[Unauthorized Broadcast]] ''(Given as part of a pirate broadcast following the Band of Steel's first successful mission.)''
	* [[Dr. Steel - HUMAN & HUMANE]] ''(~~In answer to~~ the ~~question: Is Doctor Steel human?~~)''		* [[Dr. Steel - HUMAN & HUMANE]] ''(Given as a discussion when asked about his amazing beyond human level of intelligence.)''
			* [[Attention Assorted Criminals... REDEEM YOURSELF!]] ''(Given across the comlink on the Blackstone Mag-Lev Prison Transpot.)''
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 encounter you then you will RUE THE DAY THAT YOU WERE BORN!   And quit
 using my name - its copywritten!"
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"Attention assorted criminals! This is Doctor Steel, speaking for the
Band of Steel! Hear my words!

By now many of you have noticed that you are free of your bonds, free of
the suppression field that has held you captive! Enjoy this gift,
courtesy of the Band of Steel! In days to come, as you enjoy your new
found freedom, remember the Band of Steel, remember the brave
individuals who came and brought you your freedom! Remember us, and
join us in our fight! Fight against the aliens who have enslaved
earth! Fight against those who have enslaved humanity! Use your
powers, your skills, your abilities to DESTROY the aliens, to DESTROY
their orbiting starships, to END their reign of tyranny ONCE AND FOR ALL!

And now, a special message for those who have not received the gift of
freedom from the Band of Steel. You have been left powerless because,
in short, you have been very, very naughty. Because you have not, in
the past, acted in a manner that made the members of the Band of Steel
believe that you were comitted to our cause. Because, in truth, you
have acted in a manner more befitting of a psychotic axe murdering
lunatic straight out of a B movie than as a defender of humanity and a
freedom fighter against our alien overlords! THINK ON THIS! Realize
that you are, today, still a captive when you could have been free
BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN, VILE MISDEEDS! REDEEM YOUSELVES! Prove that you
are worthy to be called friends of the Band of Steel and the Band of
Steel WILL COME FOR YOU! Alternately, contact Overshadow - I hear he
hires second-raters.

Finally, to Gepetto - yes, I know you are on the train! Rejoice that
you are far, far in the back, where Doctor Steel - the REAL Doctor
Steel - cannot get to you. For Doctor Steel knows you for what you are
- a despicable worm, a disgusting parasite who preys on children -
CHILDREN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Know this day that you have been spared
the wrath of Doctor Steel's vengence ONLY BY MEREST CHANCE! Cease your
disgusting perversions! Cease your vile activities! And know that by
all that is just and right in the world if Doctor Steel should ever
encounter you then you will RUE THE DAY THAT YOU WERE BORN! And quit
using my name - its copywritten!"

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