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72.240.85.3 at 06:10, 26 July 2006

2006-07-26T06:10:53Z

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	[[Forgotten_Freedom:6\|Last Plot]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Plot Line Home]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:8\|Next Plot]]		[[Forgotten_Freedom:6\|Last Plot]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Plot Line Home]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:8\|Next Plot]]



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	*And the dwarf lady has made everyone a sweater!		*And the dwarf lady has made everyone a sweater!





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	I resolve to toss a hundred times more fireballs this year - Pardan		I resolve to toss a hundred times more fireballs this year - Pardan



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	'''Michael''': Yeah, that's Marish's date. I think he's a Radiant idol.		'''Michael''': Yeah, that's Marish's date. I think he's a Radiant idol.


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	Jarlot: pats her on the back It's alright Lisa. We were forced to see it too.		Jarlot: pats her on the back It's alright Lisa. We were forced to see it too.


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	'''Jarlot''': Alright, I'll get Stupid to clean up the mess and you go console Ketler. He's probably putting some modifications on the Keel.		'''Jarlot''': Alright, I'll get Stupid to clean up the mess and you go console Ketler. He's probably putting some modifications on the Keel.


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72.240.85.3 at 07:25, 23 July 2006

2006-07-23T07:25:28Z

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	~~Read about [[Forgotten_Freedom:8\|John the Keel]]~~

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	[[Forgotten_Freedom:6\|Last Plot]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Plot Line Home]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:8\|Next Plot]]		[[Forgotten_Freedom:6\|Last Plot]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Plot Line Home]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:8\|Next Plot]]

72.240.85.3 at 07:25, 23 July 2006

2006-07-23T07:25:05Z

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	[[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|~~Back to Plots~~]]		[[Forgotten_Freedom:6\|Last Plot]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Plot Line Home]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:8\|Next Plot]]



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	Or		Or

	[[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|~~Back to Plots~~]]		[[Forgotten_Freedom:6\|Last Plot]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Plot Line Home]] -- [[Forgotten_Freedom:8\|Next Plot]]

72.240.85.3 at 05:06, 14 July 2006

2006-07-14T05:06:17Z

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	'''Jarlot''': Alright, I'll get Stupid to clean up the mess and you go console Ketler. He's probably putting some modifications on the Keel.		'''Jarlot''': Alright, I'll get Stupid to clean up the mess and you go console Ketler. He's probably putting some modifications on the Keel.


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			In response to Ketler going a little crazy with the awaken spells during the Dol Dornmas party. Apparently he got blind drunk and created a maximized wand of Awaken. Which is now securely at the bottom of the ocean.

			Huh, what if some ocean dwelling race gets ahold of it and awakens the Tarrasque?

			Mr. T awakened tarrasque

			A bunch of Sahaugin got stoned after huffing sulferic vents, and found a weird stick, Ketlers maximsed wand of awaken. They started laughing and pointing it at eachother. One pretended to duck, eliciting much laughter from his friends; at least, until they saw what loomed behind him. They quickly dissappeared, and Mr T awoke. Mr T now rules a small sahaugin community in Shargon's teeth. He calls it his "neighborhood". About once a day, he takes a few of his subjects and plays with them as if they were dolls, talking to them and for them. He then leaves, singing, "It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood..."

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72.240.85.3 at 20:19, 12 July 2006

2006-07-12T20:19:28Z

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	I resolve to find someone to make me some arms so I can hug people. -John, awakened dire Keel		I resolve to find someone to make me some arms so I can hug people. -John, awakened dire Keel

			I resolve to toss a hundred times more fireballs this year - Pardan

72.240.85.3 at 14:46, 6 June 2006

2006-06-06T14:46:27Z

72.240.85.3 at 06:28, 27 May 2006

2006-05-27T06:28:08Z

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72.240.85.3 at 06:21, 27 May 2006

2006-05-27T06:21:33Z

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	Well... the tragedy of John the Keel is he has no arms...		Well... the tragedy of John the Keel is he has no arms...

	Just two-foot adamantine spikes.		Just two-foot adamantine spikes.

	John: Daddy? Why didn't you give me arms for Christmas?		John: Daddy? Why didn't you give me arms for Christmas?

	Ketler: Because you need to hurt people, other than me.		Ketler: Because you need to hurt people, other than me.

	John: But Dad... I don't want to hurt people...		John: But Dad... I don't want to hurt people...

	Ketler: Sweet Jaela's panties! Get over it! You can deal the most damage of anyone on the ship and you're whining about this peaceful bull****! Have you been hanging out with Cool Cthulhu again?		Ketler: Sweet Jaela's panties! Get over it! You can deal the most damage of anyone on the ship and you're whining about this peaceful bull****! Have you been hanging out with Cool Cthulhu again?

	John: ... yes...		John: ... yes...

	Ketler: Grrr... I'll have to have a word with him. Don't let him near you! This is your last warning! If I see him around again I'll ground you!		Ketler: Grrr... I'll have to have a word with him. Don't let him near you! This is your last warning! If I see him around again I'll ground you!

72.240.85.3 at 06:21, 27 May 2006

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	[[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Back to Plots]]		[[Forgotten_Freedom:Plot_Lines\|Back to Plots]]

	~~Jarlot: Ok, you ungrateful lot! I got you all stuff so you would shut up. They aren’t gifts- They're coming out of your pay!~~

	~~Squishy climbs into his brand new greathelm~~. ~~"Whoop de freakin doo"~~		----
			'''Jarlot''': Ok, you ungrateful lot! I got you all stuff so you would shut up. They aren’t gifts- They're coming out of your pay!

	~~Michael unwraps a dark, evilly glowing sword~~. "~~This is just what I wanted! After succubi I mean...~~"		*Squishy climbs into his brand new greathelm. "Whoop de freakin doo"

	~~Marish gets~~ a ~~big bowl of cat nip! Fun times for all~~!		*Michael unwraps a dark, evilly glowing sword. "This is just what I wanted! After succubi I mean..."

	~~Doog~~ gets a ~~Codpiece~~ of ~~Holding.... Which is really one of Devouring~~		*Marish gets a big bowl of cat nip! Fun times for all!

	~~Lisa~~ gets a ~~better Hammer~~ of ~~Healing! "I think ill try it out now~~...~~" She says as she catches Michael attempting to grope her~~. ~~"Not so fast!" He shouts, "SUNDER!!!"~~		*Doog gets a Codpiece of Holding.... Which is really one of Devouring

	~~Long Wang: Uh you missed the hammer~~. ~~You sundered her breast plate~~...		*Lisa gets a better Hammer of Healing! "I think ill try it out now..." She says as she catches Michael attempting to grope her. "Not so fast!" He shouts, "SUNDER!!!"

	Michael: What hammer??		'''Long Wang''': Uh you missed the hammer. You sundered her breast plate...

			'''Michael''': What hammer??

	SMASH!!!		SMASH!!!

	V gets a pile of Jaela pictures. And an extra Ninja Jaela		*V gets a pile of Jaela pictures. And an extra Ninja Jaela

	Norbaz gets more bodies to use for food.		*Norbaz gets more bodies to use for food.

	The Warforged gets respect. Just kidding. He gets nothing!!		*The Warforged gets respect. Just kidding. He gets nothing!!

	Ketler gets a pile of parts for whatever those bloody inventors do.		*Ketler gets a pile of parts for whatever those bloody inventors do.

	Bruce Ki gets a new blindfold... which looks exactly like the one he lost last week!		*Bruce Ki gets a new blindfold... which looks exactly like the one he lost last week!

	Long Wang gets a brand new bag of stuff! Just what he wanted!		*Long Wang gets a brand new bag of stuff! Just what he wanted!

	Kanatash gets to live. After all the crap he put us through, he should be grateful!		*Kanatash gets to live. After all the crap he put us through, he should be grateful!

	Cool Cthulhu gets a brand new "Grovestock" t shirt.		*Cool Cthulhu gets a brand new "Grovestock" t shirt.

	The quori gets told that another personality already got the gift.		*The quori gets told that another personality already got the gift.

	Andrea got a book on necromancy and some Febreze to make the zombies smell less.		*Andrea got a book on necromancy and some Febreze to make the zombies smell less.

	Pholly got Alchemist’s Fire. No, just kidding. He got some Cure Light Wounds potions. He needs those a lot more		*Pholly got Alchemist’s Fire. No, just kidding. He got some Cure Light Wounds potions. He needs those a lot more

	Jam got a pack of Cure potions as well. He also has a problem not getting fried...		*Jam got a pack of Cure potions as well. He also has a problem not getting fried...

	John, the Keel, gets all the people he can hug.		*John, the Keel, gets all the people he can hug.

	Well... the tragedy of John the Keel is he has no arms...		Well... the tragedy of John the Keel is he has no arms...
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	Ketler: Grrr... I'll have to have a word with him. Don't let him near you! This is your last warning! If I see him around again I'll ground you!		Ketler: Grrr... I'll have to have a word with him. Don't let him near you! This is your last warning! If I see him around again I'll ground you!

	And Jarlot gets ale! That he bought with money that came from the crew's pay.		*And Jarlot gets ale! That he bought with money that came from the crew's pay.

	And the dwarf lady has made everyone a sweater!		*And the dwarf lady has made everyone a sweater!





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	New Years Resolutions for the Forgotten Freedom and her crew		New Years Resolutions for the Forgotten Freedom and her crew

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	A Celebration of Religious Diversity on the Forgotten Freedom		A Celebration of Religious Diversity on the Forgotten Freedom

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	'''Jarlot''': Ok, you ungrateful lot! I got you all stuff so you would shut up. They aren’t gifts- They're coming out of your pay!		'''Jarlot''': Ok, you ungrateful lot! I got you all stuff so you would shut up. They aren’t gifts- They're coming out of your pay!

	*Squishy climbs into his brand new greathelm. "Whoop de freakin doo"		(Squishy climbs into his brand new greathelm. "Whoop de freakin doo"

	*Michael unwraps a dark, evilly glowing sword. "This is just what I wanted! After succubi I mean..."		*Michael unwraps a dark, evilly glowing sword. "This is just what I wanted! After succubi I mean..."
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	'''Michael''': What hammer??		'''Michael''': What hammer??

	SMASH!!!		(SMASH!!!)

	*V gets a pile of Jaela pictures. And an extra Ninja Jaela		*V gets a pile of Jaela pictures. And an extra Ninja Jaela
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	A Celebration of Religious Diversity on the Forgotten Freedom		A Celebration of Religious Diversity on the Forgotten Freedom

	In Lisa's room decorated with countless solar symbol icons of the Keep of Flame like the sideways X of holiness, the glorious burning braziers of light, and candles to illuminate the holiness of this most sacred of holidays. There the red haired Lisa sits on her knees in cupped hands prayer		In Lisa's room decorated with countless solar symbol icons of the Keep of Flame like the sideways X of holiness, the glorious burning braziers of light, and candles to illuminate the holiness of this most sacred of holidays. There the red haired Lisa sits on her knees in cupped hands prayer

	'''Lisa''': Oh holy Flame, I have struggled to be good this year and keep away from all temptations. Wrath, Pride, Envy of my fellows in Thrane, Lu....well I'd never admit that last one to any crew members....		'''Lisa''': Oh holy Flame, I have struggled to be good this year and keep away from all temptations. Wrath, Pride, Envy of my fellows in Thrane, Lu....well I'd never admit that last one to any crew members....

	outside the door Michael has a glass to the door and makes a 'ca-ching' gesture		(Outside the door Michael has a glass to the door and makes a 'ca-ching' gesture)

	'''Lisa''': But mostly Wrath. I only ask that you forgive me my sins and help me get through another year with the Forgotten Freedom until my penance is complete and I may return to celestial glory in Thrane. I also ask that you please do something about the bounty that is on my head as part of a terrible misunderstanding that fails to take in account my extreme service. For this, I shall spend the rest of the night in humble prayer as is the custom on Flamemas.		'''Lisa''': But mostly Wrath. I only ask that you forgive me my sins and help me get through another year with the Forgotten Freedom until my penance is complete and I may return to celestial glory in Thrane. I also ask that you please do something about the bounty that is on my head as part of a terrible misunderstanding that fails to take in account my extreme service. For this, I shall spend the rest of the night in humble prayer as is the custom on Flamemas.

	It was then that someone started to play a Horn of Blasting like a saxophone		(It was then that someone started to play a Horn of Blasting like a saxophone)

	'''Lisa''': covering her ears THE HELL!?		'''Lisa''': covering her ears THE HELL!?

	the paladin then promptly headed out to find the most paganly bedecked out ship on Eberron with the ship covered in mistle toe, fountains of wine, shiftergirls in Togas dancing around throwing petals, and a massive banquet table covered in food that was stolen from all portions of Eberron while animals ran around on the ground. Weirdly, weapons and skulls were strewn around the Forgotten Freedom as well. OTHER activities were far far worse		(The paladin then promptly headed out to find the most paganly bedecked out ship on Eberron with the ship covered in mistle toe, fountains of wine, shiftergirls in Togas dancing around throwing petals, and a massive banquet table covered in food that was stolen from all portions of Eberron while animals ran around on the ground. Weirdly, weapons and skulls were strewn around the Forgotten Freedom as well. OTHER activities were far far worse)

	'''Lisa''':.....what is all this?		'''Lisa''':.....what is all this?

	Captain Jarlot then walked up to her wearing a giant horned helmet, furs, and carrying a warhammer		(Captain Jarlot then walked up to her wearing a giant horned helmet, furs, and carrying a warhammer)

	'''Captain Jarlot''': It's Dol-Dornmas silly! The holy night of attack!		'''Captain Jarlot''': It's Dol-Dornmas silly! The holy night of attack!
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	'''Captain Jarlot''': We prefer to call ourselves 'The Ass Kicking Children of the Dragon' paleface.		'''Captain Jarlot''': We prefer to call ourselves 'The Ass Kicking Children of the Dragon' paleface.

	Marish walked up to Jarlot in her own Toga made out to look like a bikini		(Marish walked up to Jarlot in her own Toga made out to look like a bikini)

	'''Marish''': Hey, Cap'n. The girls want you to know that it's 5 gp a piece.		'''Marish''': Hey, Cap'n. The girls want you to know that it's 5 gp a piece.
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	'''Captain Jarlot''': I'm glad you agree. Pholly really hasn't even prepared the star we're going to drop on Time's Square in Sharn when it hits new years!		'''Captain Jarlot''': I'm glad you agree. Pholly really hasn't even prepared the star we're going to drop on Time's Square in Sharn when it hits new years!

	Ketler walks out		(Ketler walks out)

	'''Ketler''': Damnit! I hate Dol Dornmas! It's a reminder how my God isn't any fun! All we do is build stuff!		'''Ketler''': Damnit! I hate Dol Dornmas! It's a reminder how my God isn't any fun! All we do is build stuff!
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	'''Lisa''': Bruce Ki is a Dol Dorn worshipper?		'''Lisa''': Bruce Ki is a Dol Dorn worshipper?

	Bruce Ki drunkenly stumbles in wearing a lampshade		(Bruce Ki drunkenly stumbles in wearing a lampshade)

	'''Bruce Ki''': I'mnotallowwwwwweedddd to drink normally because of my MONk....vowwwssssssss but in celbbbraaaationn of my God, I get....		'''Bruce Ki''': I'mnotallowwwwwweedddd to drink normally because of my MONk....vowwwssssssss but in celbbbraaaationn of my God, I get....

	Bruce Ki slammed to the ground unconscious		(Bruce Ki slammed to the ground unconscious)

	'''Jarlot''': Man, two drinks and Bruce is anybodies.		'''Jarlot''': Man, two drinks and Bruce is anybodies.

	Andrea walks out wearing black robes and carrying a bloody dagger		(Andrea walks out wearing black robes and carrying a bloody dagger)

	'''Andrea''': Okay, will you keep it down out here! I'm attempting to sacrifice in the name of my Dark Lord.		'''Andrea''': Okay, will you keep it down out here! I'm attempting to sacrifice in the name of my Dark Lord.
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	'''Voice from Her Cabin''': THE KEEPER HUNGERS FOR THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT		'''Voice from Her Cabin''': THE KEEPER HUNGERS FOR THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

	Pholly blows himself up again with the fireworks		(Pholly blows himself up again with the fireworks)

	'''Pholly''': I don't really celebrate Dol Dornmas very often. We gnomes have our own holidays.		'''Pholly''': I don't really celebrate Dol Dornmas very often. We gnomes have our own holidays.
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	'''Pholly''': That's it! Watch next time you sit on the John boy!		'''Pholly''': That's it! Watch next time you sit on the John boy!

	Dooj wanders in wearing his own Dol-dornmas suit		(Dooj wanders in wearing his own Dol-dornmas suit)

	'''Dooj''': Dude, the mechanical Bull is running down.		'''Dooj''': Dude, the mechanical Bull is running down.
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	'''From Cool Cthulhu's room''': The Dragon Below Hungers for her son!		'''From Cool Cthulhu's room''': The Dragon Below Hungers for her son!

	V walks in		(V walks in)

	'''V''': I demand this ship cease this party immediately!		'''V''': I demand this ship cease this party immediately!
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	'''Lisa''': Captain, this is for your own good.		'''Lisa''': Captain, this is for your own good.

	POUNDS THE CAPTAIN HORRIBLY		(POUNDS THE CAPTAIN HORRIBLY)
	As Jarlot lays there, he sees an image of Marvel Comic's Thor hovering in the sky
			(As Jarlot lays there, he sees an image of Marvel Comic's Thor hovering in the sky)

	'''Jarlot''': Master....		'''Jarlot''': Master....
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	'''Michael''': Yeah, that's Marish's date. I think he's a Radiant idol.		'''Michael''': Yeah, that's Marish's date. I think he's a Radiant idol.




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	Jarlot: pats her on the back It's alright Lisa. We were forced to see it too.		Jarlot: pats her on the back It's alright Lisa. We were forced to see it too.



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	'''Jarlot''': Alright, I'll get Stupid to clean up the mess and you go console Ketler. He's probably putting some modifications on the Keel.		'''Jarlot''': Alright, I'll get Stupid to clean up the mess and you go console Ketler. He's probably putting some modifications on the Keel.