TonyLB: I am ¡Muy Macho!

2006-04-05T15:58:53Z

I am ¡Muy Macho!

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Well, here's my credo. If it doesn't work for you, that's cool. If it does, that's cool too. If you think I am misusing the terms "Muy" or "Macho" we will simply have to duel to the death with sledgehammers. It's the only way.

== The ¡Muy Macho! Credo ==

I am ''¡Muy Macho!'' I am tough enough to take anything you can dish out, and come back for more with a smile. I don't flinch. I jut my shapely chin forward and tap it lightly, I want you to take your best shot. And when you hit me I want it to hurt. I don't pretend it doesn't hurt. I revel in the fact that it hurts, and I can take it. Can you say the same?

I am ''¡Muy Macho!'' I don't want any easy victory. Don't softball me. I want your biggest challenge. If I fail, I fail, but I will not wimp out. Can you say the same?

I am ''¡Muy Macho!'' I will never surrender. No matter how bad it gets, I know I'm going to win. I'm just that damn cool. Up to the very last moment when defeat actually grabs me by the throat and shakes, I will keep fighting, keep striving. Can you say the same?

I am ''¡Muy Macho!'' I am not a whiner. When you hurt me, that's cool. When you challenge me, that's cool. When you defeat me, that's cool. I respect and thank you for opposing me that hard. I would not have you act any other way. Can you say the same?

I am ''¡Muy Macho!'' I am not a spectator. I go out and seek pain and challenge and victory. You cannot stop me. You cannot keep me from these things. I will not stay still, and I will not wait for a better time. These are my goals, and I will pursue them at every moment. Can you say the same?

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