Scum: I'm Special Me - Revision history

194.176.105.41: /* Preggers */

2010-03-05T14:06:15Z

Preggers

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	Because of this, it takes a real hard-case to gut-stab you. Other Scum can only ever target you with ''Nutter''-based attribute tests if their ''Nutter'' value is 7 or higher.		Because of this, it takes a real hard-case to gut-stab you. Other Scum can only ever target you with ''Nutter''-based attribute tests if their ''Nutter'' value is 7 or higher.

	'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight you are hefting about makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -1 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes.		'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight you are hefting about makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -2 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes.

	===Proper Tart===		===Proper Tart===

194.176.105.41: /* Preggers */

2010-03-05T14:06:02Z

Preggers

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	Because of this, it takes a real hard-case to gut-stab you. Other Scum can only ever target you with ''Nutter''-based attribute tests if their ''Nutter'' value is 7 or higher.		Because of this, it takes a real hard-case to gut-stab you. Other Scum can only ever target you with ''Nutter''-based attribute tests if their ''Nutter'' value is 7 or higher.

	'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight ~~your~~ hefting makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -1 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes.		'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight you are hefting about makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -1 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes.

	===Proper Tart===		===Proper Tart===

Asklepios: /* Joker */

2009-03-13T13:29:44Z

Joker

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	''"Here, Bob, what's the best thing about f**king twenty eight year olds?"''		''"Here, Bob, what's the best thing about f**king twenty eight year olds?"''

	'''Advantage:''' You're a walking book of jokes. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' value. The GM ~~should probably~~ provide you with an actual book of jokes so you can roleplay this.		'''Advantage:''' You're a walking book of jokes. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' value. The GM might even provide you with an actual book of jokes so you can roleplay this.

	'''Disadvantage:''' You're a joker, so no-ones going to take you seriously. You don't even take yourself seriously - you joke because you're insecure. You have a -1 penalty to all starting ''I'll Cut Ya!'' attribute.		'''Disadvantage:''' You're a joker, so no-ones going to take you seriously. You don't even take yourself seriously - you joke because you're insecure. You have a -1 penalty to all starting ''I'll Cut Ya!'' attribute.

Asklepios: /* Coked Up */

2009-03-13T13:29:06Z

Coked Up

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	'''Advantage:''' You've had a lot of coke in your life. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Nutter'' and ''"I'll Cut Ya!"'' attributes.		'''Advantage:''' You've had a lot of coke in your life. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Nutter'' and ''"I'll Cut Ya!"'' attributes.

	'''Disadvantage:''' You're just a little bit restless. You can't stay in any one location for more than an hour at a time, and you can never attempt ''slow'' tasks.		'''Disadvantage:''' You're just a little bit restless. You can't stay in any one location for more than half an hour at a time, and you can never attempt ''slow'' tasks.

	===Joker===		===Joker===

Asklepios: /* Compulsive Rapper */

2009-03-09T16:02:14Z

Compulsive Rapper

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	''"D to the A to the Z, that's me, I'm a Londoner and I'm well hard see?"''		''"D to the A to the Z, that's me, I'm a Londoner and I'm well hard see?"''

	'''Advantage:''' ~~You~~ think you're a great rapper (though actually you're barely capable of nursery rhyme level material). Scum being Scum, though, your mates think you're a great rapper too. Add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' and ''Well Shaggable'' attributes.		'''Advantage:''' Like Mike Skinner and Eminem, you think you're a great rapper (though actually you're barely capable of nursery rhyme level material). Scum being Scum, though, your mates think you're a great rapper too. Add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' and ''Well Shaggable'' attributes.

	'''Disadvantage:''' You find yourself muttering rhymes as you wander the streets, which makes you kind of conspicuous. Deduct -2 from your starting ''Sneaky Bastard'' attribute.		'''Disadvantage:''' You find yourself muttering rhymes as you wander the streets, which makes you kind of conspicuous. Deduct -2 from your starting ''Sneaky Bastard'' attribute.
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	===Racer===		===Racer===
	''"Wanna race?"''		''"Wanna race?"''

Asklepios: /* Boy Traits */

2009-03-09T16:01:37Z

Boy Traits

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	=Boy Traits=		=Boy Traits=
			===A bit small for a stormtrooper===
			''"Are you in yet?"''

			'''Advantage:''' Puberty hasn't really improved you in the trouser department, and that makes you angry. Add +1 to your starting ''Nutter'' and ''"I'll Cut Ya!"'' attributes.

			'''Disadvantage:''' Word is out, I'm afraid. Deduct -2 from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' attribute.
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	===Compulsive Rapper===		===Compulsive Rapper===
	''"D to the A to the Z, that's me, I'm a Londoner and I'm well hard see?"''		''"D to the A to the Z, that's me, I'm a Londoner and I'm well hard see?"''
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	'''Advantage:''' You think you're a great rapper (though actually you're barely capable of nursery rhyme level material). Scum being Scum, though, your mates think you're a great rapper too. Add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' and ''Well Shaggable'' attributes.		'''Advantage:''' You think you're a great rapper (though actually you're barely capable of nursery rhyme level material). Scum being Scum, though, your mates think you're a great rapper too. Add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' and ''Well Shaggable'' attributes.

	'''Disadvantage:''' You find yourself muttering rhymes as you wander the streets, which makes you ~~kindof~~ conspicuous. Deduct -2 from your starting ''Sneaky Bastard'' attribute.		'''Disadvantage:''' You find yourself muttering rhymes as you wander the streets, which makes you kind of conspicuous. Deduct -2 from your starting ''Sneaky Bastard'' attribute.
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	===Racer===		===Racer===

Asklepios: /* Girl Traits */

2009-03-09T15:58:44Z

Girl Traits

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	=Girl Traits=		=Girl Traits=
			===On the Rag===
			''"Not tonight love, Liverpool's playing at home."''

			'''Advantage:''' You're on that "time of the month" that needs sanitary towels, painkillers and a respectable distance. Because of this, you are at +2 to both your starting ''Nutter'' and ''"I'll Cut Ya!"'' attributes.

			'''Disadvantage:''' No-one likes a woman in red. You deduct -2 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Good Mates'' attributes.

	===Preggers===		===Preggers===
	''"Oi! She's got a bun in the oven! Stop hitting her!"''		''"Oi! She's got a bun in the oven! Stop hitting her!"''

Asklepios at 14:43, 9 March 2009

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 =General Traits=
 ===Joker===
 ''"Here, Bob, what's the best thing about f**king twenty eight year olds?"''
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 '''Disadvantage:''' This kind of look takes time! For every six hours the game scenario lasts, you lose one hour at the start of the night. For example, if the game scenario is 12 hours long, then you'll join in 2 hours into the night. Also, the look is expensive, and you're not inclined to do anything that will break a nail - at the start of the night, reduce your ''Nutter'' and ''Shrapnel'' attributes by one.
 =Boy Traits=
 ===Racer===
 ''"Wanna race?"''

Asklepios at 13:26, 9 March 2009

2009-03-09T13:26:58Z

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	'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight your hefting makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -1 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes.		'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight your hefting makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -1 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes.

			===Proper Tart===
			''"Katie Price and Posh Spice, are like, so fashionable, babe, and they use this lip gloss all the time."''

			'''Advantage:''' You are slavishly devoted to make-up and celeb fashion which makes you popular with the guys, and a fashion guru to the girls. Because of this, you add +2 to your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Good Mate'' attributes.

			'''Disadvantage:''' This kind of look takes time! For every six hours the game scenario lasts, you lose one hour at the start of the night. For example, if the game scenario is 12 hours long, then you'll join in 2 hours into the night. Also, the look is expensive, and you're not inclined to do anything that will break a nail - at the start of the night, reduce your ''Nutter'' and ''Shrapnel'' attributes by one.

	=Boy Traits=		=Boy Traits=

Asklepios at 13:22, 9 March 2009

2009-03-09T13:22:58Z

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	''"Here, Bob, what's the best thing about f**king twenty eight year olds?"''		''"Here, Bob, what's the best thing about f**king twenty eight year olds?"''

	'''Advantage:''' You're a walking book of jokes. Because of this, you ~~deduct -2 from all~~ your ''Good Mate'' ~~checks~~. The GM should probably provide you with an actual book of jokes so you can roleplay this.		'''Advantage:''' You're a walking book of jokes. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' value. The GM should probably provide you with an actual book of jokes so you can roleplay this.

	'''Disadvantage:''' You're a joker, so no-ones going to take you seriously. You don't even take yourself seriously - you joke because you're insecure. You ~~add~~ a +2 penalty to all ~~your~~ ''I'll Cut Ya!'' ~~checks~~.		'''Disadvantage:''' You're a joker, so no-ones going to take you seriously. You don't even take yourself seriously - you joke because you're insecure. You have a -1 penalty to all starting ''I'll Cut Ya!'' attribute.

	=Girl Traits=		=Girl Traits=
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	'''Advantage:''' You're pregnant. Not just a little bit pregnant, like most girls on the estate are while between abortions, but properly pillow-under-the-jumper pregnant.		'''Advantage:''' You're pregnant. Not just a little bit pregnant, like most girls on the estate are while between abortions, but properly pillow-under-the-jumper pregnant.
	Because of this, ~~you gain an optional avoidance strategy when someone is planning~~ to ~~murder~~ you. ~~By saying~~ ''"I'~~m preggers, don~~'~~t hurt me!"~~'' ~~you can roll a single D6, and on a roll of 4~~ or ~~less, you successfully prevent violence against you for the next half hour~~.		Because of this, it takes a real hard-case to gut-stab you. Other Scum can only ever target you with ''Nutter''-based attribute tests if their ''Nutter'' value is 7 or higher.

	'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. You ~~add a +2~~ penalty ~~to all~~ your ''Well Shaggable'' ~~checks~~.		'''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight your hefting makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -1 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes.

	=Boy Traits=		=Boy Traits=
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	''"Wanna race?"''		''"Wanna race?"''

	'''Advantage:''' You're obsessed with cars and you have a "souped up" engine in your pimping ride. Because of this, you ~~deduct -~~1 ~~from all~~ your ''Good Mate'' and ~~your~~ ''Well Shaggable'' ~~checks~~, and have the advantage of having a car at the start of the game.		'''Advantage:''' You're obsessed with cars and you have a "souped up" engine in your pimping ride. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' and ''Well Shaggable'' attributes, and have the advantage of having a car at the start of the game.

	'''Disadvantage:''' You spend a lot of time sorting your car out, and even more time driving it about just because you can. Because of this, for every six hours the game lasts, you must spend at least one hour with the car, either driving it about or fixing it up. During this time you cannot take any other actions, and are not considered to be at any of the scenario's key locations.		'''Disadvantage:''' You spend a lot of time sorting your car out, and even more time driving it about just because you can. Because of this, for every six hours the game lasts, you must spend at least one hour with the car, either driving it about or fixing it up. During this time you cannot take any other actions, and are not considered to be at any of the scenario's key locations.