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| − | CHAIN MAIL LEGGINGS | + | <big>'''CHAIN MAIL LEGGINGS'''</big> |
| − | ''BY Beoir Blackrune'' | + | *''BY Beoir Blackrune'' |
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WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG, | WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG, | ||
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THE SHIELD WALL. | THE SHIELD WALL. | ||
| − | ''(CHORUS)'' | + | ''(CHORUS) |
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| + | '''AND I WAS WEARING''' | ||
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| + | '''CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,''' | ||
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| + | '''JUMPING DITCHES,''' | ||
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| + | '''SEEKING RICHES, | ||
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| + | '''DODGING BITCHES, | ||
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| + | '''I WAS FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.''''' | ||
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MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD, | MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD, | ||
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I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD. | I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD. | ||
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I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD, | I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD, | ||
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FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL, | FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL, | ||
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THE SHIELD WALL. | THE SHIELD WALL. | ||
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NOW WHEN I WENT BACK IN MY THIRD YEAR, | NOW WHEN I WENT BACK IN MY THIRD YEAR, | ||
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I SWORE I WOULD HAVE A SPEAR. | I SWORE I WOULD HAVE A SPEAR. | ||
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BUT MY CAPTAIN SAID, “NO, MY FRIEND I FEAR, | BUT MY CAPTAIN SAID, “NO, MY FRIEND I FEAR, | ||
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YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,” | YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,” | ||
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THE SHIELD WALL. | THE SHIELD WALL. | ||
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NOW I WENT BACK FOR NUMBER FOUR, | NOW I WENT BACK FOR NUMBER FOUR, | ||
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WELL IN THAT YEAR I WAS MIGHTY POOR. | WELL IN THAT YEAR I WAS MIGHTY POOR. | ||
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SO I SOLD MY SERVICES TO A FOREIGN SHORE | SO I SOLD MY SERVICES TO A FOREIGN SHORE | ||
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FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL, | FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL, | ||
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| + | THEIR SHIELD WALL. | ||
''(CHORUS)'' | ''(CHORUS)'' | ||
AND IN THE FIFTH YEAR THAT I WENT OUT, | AND IN THE FIFTH YEAR THAT I WENT OUT, | ||
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I FINALLY HAD EARNED SOME CLOUT, | I FINALLY HAD EARNED SOME CLOUT, | ||
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A PRIVATE NO MORE AS A SARGENT I SHOUT, | A PRIVATE NO MORE AS A SARGENT I SHOUT, | ||
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| + | "YOU!YOU!YOU! and YOU!!!!!" {Accompanied by audience participation of pointing at everyone.} | ||
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“YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,” | “YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,” | ||
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THE SHIELD WALL. | THE SHIELD WALL. | ||
''(CHORUS)'' | ''(CHORUS)'' | ||
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WHEN I REACH THE AGE OF SEVENTY-SEVEN, | WHEN I REACH THE AGE OF SEVENTY-SEVEN, | ||
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I’LL FINALLY THINK OF GOING TO HEAVEN, | I’LL FINALLY THINK OF GOING TO HEAVEN, | ||
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IF I LEAVE ONE SON THAN I’LL LEAVE ELEVEN, | IF I LEAVE ONE SON THAN I’LL LEAVE ELEVEN, | ||
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A’ FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL, | A’ FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL, | ||
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THE SHIELD WALL. | THE SHIELD WALL. | ||
| − | ''(CHORUS REVISED)'' | + | ''(CHORUS REVISED-Sung low and slowly)'' |
AND THEY’LL BE WEARING, | AND THEY’LL BE WEARING, | ||
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CHAINMAIL BRITCHES, | CHAINMAIL BRITCHES, | ||
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JUMPING DITCHES, | JUMPING DITCHES, | ||
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SEEKING RICHES, | SEEKING RICHES, | ||
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DODGING BITCHES, | DODGING BITCHES, | ||
| − | THEY’LL BE | + | |
| + | THEY’LL BE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL. | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:37, 15 May 2022
CHAIN MAIL LEGGINGS
- BY Beoir Blackrune
WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG,MY CHAINMAIL LEGGINS I PUT ON.
MY CHAINMAIL LEGGINGS I PUT ON,
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
AND I WAS WEARING
CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,
JUMPING DITCHES,
SEEKING RICHES,
DODGING BITCHES,
I WAS FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.
MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD,
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD.
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD,
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
NOW WHEN I WENT BACK IN MY THIRD YEAR,
I SWORE I WOULD HAVE A SPEAR.
BUT MY CAPTAIN SAID, “NO, MY FRIEND I FEAR,
YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
NOW I WENT BACK FOR NUMBER FOUR,
WELL IN THAT YEAR I WAS MIGHTY POOR.
SO I SOLD MY SERVICES TO A FOREIGN SHORE
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THEIR SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
AND IN THE FIFTH YEAR THAT I WENT OUT,
I FINALLY HAD EARNED SOME CLOUT,
A PRIVATE NO MORE AS A SARGENT I SHOUT,
"YOU!YOU!YOU! and YOU!!!!!" {Accompanied by audience participation of pointing at everyone.}
“YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
WHEN I REACH THE AGE OF SEVENTY-SEVEN,I’LL FINALLY THINK OF GOING TO HEAVEN,
IF I LEAVE ONE SON THAN I’LL LEAVE ELEVEN,
A’ FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS REVISED-Sung low and slowly)
AND THEY’LL BE WEARING,
CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,
JUMPING DITCHES,
SEEKING RICHES,
DODGING BITCHES,
THEY’LL BE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.
