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'''Jarlot''': Everytime he regenerates, just kill him again.
 
'''Jarlot''': Everytime he regenerates, just kill him again.
  
'''Stupid 3''': F***ing CAMPER!
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'''Stupid 3''': F****ing CAMPER!
  
 
'''Aerith''': So I deal with the healing as you fight, we retreat until heal again, then move in again to the next room?
 
'''Aerith''': So I deal with the healing as you fight, we retreat until heal again, then move in again to the next room?
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'''Jarlot''': Yeah, take everything. We can trade it back at our guild.
 
'''Jarlot''': Yeah, take everything. We can trade it back at our guild.
  
'''Illithid''': Hey, you guys going to be long? We've got a whole host of mind-controlled orcs, giant bats, and stockpiled all of our stuff in here. Some of us have jobs you know.
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'''Illithid''': Hey, you guys going to be long? We've got a whole host of mind controlled orcs, giant bats, and stockpiled all of our stuff in here. Some of us have jobs you know.
  
'''Jarlot''': Just keep your damn... err... robes on.
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'''Jarlot''': Just keep your damn...err...robes on.
  
 
'''Stupid''': HA! I'm a Dark Elf now so you can't treat me like the other characters!
 
'''Stupid''': HA! I'm a Dark Elf now so you can't treat me like the other characters!
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'''Kithle''': *stares in horror*
 
'''Kithle''': *stares in horror*
  
'''Jarlot''': Yeah, we cleaned out like fifty dungeons before we finally got the ship. Of course I blew all the gold on resurrections, some bad trade, oh and the usual pleasures. The game stopped being fun when all those damned munchkins and their farming started popping up though.
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'''Jarlot''': Yeah, we cleaned out like fifty dungeons before we finally got the ship. Of course I blew all the gold on ressurections, some bad trade, oh and the usual pleasures. The game stopped being fun when all those damned munchkins and their farming started popping up though.
  
'''Terra''': That's the dumbest lie I've ever... Kithle?
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'''Terra''': That's the dumbest lie I've ever....Kithle?
  
 
'''Kithle''': You're responsible for the GREAT PURGE of the Illithid race!?
 
'''Kithle''': You're responsible for the GREAT PURGE of the Illithid race!?
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'''Kithle''': Tifa, eat something!!! Here, Water. Satnak, you make sure she gets ready for a fight, light meals, and Mineral water for the whole crew until the show down we need to be at peak. This means no booze.
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'''Kithle''': Tifa eat something!!! Here Water. Satnak you a make sure she gets ready for a fight light meals and Mineral water for the whole crew until the show down we need to be at peak. This means no booze.
  
 
'''Crew''': NEVER
 
'''Crew''': NEVER
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'''Crew''': Nvm
 
'''Crew''': Nvm
  
Kithle: Okay Satnak, Terra, Sa'vor, Tifa, and Silence, you 5 are in charge of holding the bastard in place. Pholly/ie I want you and the artificers working on ways of suppressing this critters powers. Aerith, Jeala any and all info is helpful. Everyone else will be assisting the ficers and efforts to suppress the critter's powers at long range. Feal-thas, take the minions and hide. You guys aren't ready for this kind of crap. Death paper, you go with them if anyone tries to sneak past you slice their appendages off. Redshirts will be used as shields as per standard operational Procedure. Satnak, Do not use fatal levels of Zorching.
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Kithle: Okay Satnak, Terra, Sa'vor, Tifa, and Silence you 5 are in charge of holding the bastard in place. Pholly/ie I want you and the artificers working on ways of suppressing this criiters powers. Aerith, Jeala any and all info is helpful. Everyone else will be assisting the ficers and efforts to suppress the critters powers at long range. Feal-theas take the minions and hide. You guys aren't ready for this kind of crap. Death paper you go with them if anyone tries to sneak past you slice their apendages off. Redshirts will be used as shields as per standard operational Procedure. Satnak Do not use fatal levels of Zorching.
  
'''Satnak''': AWWWWWWWWWW. I wanna wipe out something big, no hard feelings, Lisa.
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'''Satnak''': AWWWWWWWWWW. I wanna wipe out something big, no hard feelings lisa.
  
 
'''Lisa''': EEK
 
'''Lisa''': EEK
  
'''Terra and Kithle''': NO, bad Satnak, no genocide for you.
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'''Terra and Kithle''': NO bad satnak, no genocide for you.
  
 
'''Satnak''': Fine you bloody tyrants  
 
'''Satnak''': Fine you bloody tyrants  
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'''Jaela''': Maybe the demon wiping them out is worth it.
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'''Jeala''': Maybe the demon wiping them out is worth it.
  
'''Kithle''': Vrin, get Klaz healed... um, you know, screw it he needs a resurrection. Aerith, you're up.  
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'''Kithle''': Vrin get Klaz healed... um you know screw it he needs a ressurection. Aerith your up.  
  
'''NJ26''': *whispers to Jeala* one more stunt like this and I will kill you, sister or not
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'''NJ26''': *whispers to Jeala* one more stunt like this and I will kill you sister or not
  
'''Jaela''': AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY NINJA LADY
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'''Jeala''': AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY NINJA LADY
  
'''Jarlot''': aha! proof I'm not the only one who sees Jingo, she can't be a figment if somebody sober saw her.
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'''Jarlot''': aha! proof I'm not the only one who sees Jingo she can't be a figment if somebody sober saw her.
  
'''Jaela''': Who's Jingo? I was talking about the scary lady who looks like mom's old graduation portrait.
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'''Jeala''': Who's Jingo I was talking about the scary lady who looks like mom's old gradutaion portrait.
  
'''Jarlot''': What, no, Jingo's a goblin.
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'''Jarlot''': What no Jingo's a goblin.
  
'''Michael''': Yeah, Cap needs to lay off the booze.
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'''Micheal''': Yeah Cap needs to lay off the booze.
  
'''Lisa''': He meant you too, Micheal.
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'''Lisa''': He meant you too MIcheal.
  
'''Michael''': awww crap.
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'''Micheal''': awww crap.
  
 
'''Jarlot''': When did we all start taking orders from the Flayer?
 
'''Jarlot''': When did we all start taking orders from the Flayer?
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'''Kithle''': I dunno... HOW ABOUT EVER SINCE I STARTED PULLING YOU PEOPLE'S COLLECTIVE ARSES OUT OF THE FIRE AS A CAREER. DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE I MIMICKED ANYBODY FOR FUN?!? A FREAKING YEAR!! I GET 10 MINUTES WITH THIS DEMON OF LIGHT I'M GONNA BREAK HIS SENSE OF SELF INTO SO MANY PIECES THAT THE ONLY WAY TO REPRESENT IT IS A CHARISMA OF ONE OVER INFINITY!!!
 
'''Kithle''': I dunno... HOW ABOUT EVER SINCE I STARTED PULLING YOU PEOPLE'S COLLECTIVE ARSES OUT OF THE FIRE AS A CAREER. DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE I MIMICKED ANYBODY FOR FUN?!? A FREAKING YEAR!! I GET 10 MINUTES WITH THIS DEMON OF LIGHT I'M GONNA BREAK HIS SENSE OF SELF INTO SO MANY PIECES THAT THE ONLY WAY TO REPRESENT IT IS A CHARISMA OF ONE OVER INFINITY!!!
  
'''Igor''': Mathter, I think it might be a good idea to look into getting Kithle thome more vacathion time.
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'''Igor''': Mather I thing ith mighth be a gooth ithea tho looth intho gething thithle some more thacathion thime.
  
  
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'''Cheese''': It's getting close, people.
 
'''Cheese''': It's getting close, people.
  
'''Sa'vor''': I've been researching this demon. I believe it is a Rakshasa Rajah named Sutekh.
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'''Sa'vor''': I've been researching this demon. I believe it is a Rakasha Rajah named Sutekh.
  
'''Cheese''': If it was only a Rajah I wouldn't be concerned. This was no ordinary demon that got sealed in the Flame: this was the demon of teenage rebellion.
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'''Cheese''': If it was only a Rajah I wouldn't be concerned. This was no ordinary demon that got sealed in the flame: this was the demon of teenage rebellion.
  
 
'''Kithle''': You can't be serious.
 
'''Kithle''': You can't be serious.
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'''Sa'vor''': Neither can I or Kantash.
 
'''Sa'vor''': Neither can I or Kantash.
  
'''Cheese''': I'm not tracking it by trying to read its mind or magical signature. I can sense where any light source on Eberron is, and a being composed of pure flame qualifies.
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'''Cheese''': I'm not tracking it by trying to read its mind or magical signature. I can sense were any light source on Eberron is, and a being composed of pure flame qualifies.
  
 
'''Kithle''': How?
 
'''Kithle''': How?
  
'''Cheese''': I am a being of pure shadow. Therefore I am linked to all shadow anywhere. Shadow runs from the light. So it's basically like knowing the really scary bruiser is coming by how fast the bums at the bar clear out.
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'''Cheese''': I am a being of pure shadow. Therefore I am linked to all shadow anywhere. Shadow runs from the light. So it's basically like knowing the really scary brusier is coming by how fast the bumbs at the bar clear out.
  
 
'''Jarlot''': So how fast is this thing coming?
 
'''Jarlot''': So how fast is this thing coming?
  
'''Cheese''': Well, since we aren't that far from Thrane, and we're not moving due to the fact that the ship still isn't repaired—
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'''Cheese''': Well, since we aren't that far from Thrane, and we're not moving due to the fact that the ship still isn't repared—
  
 
'''Roosevelt''': It's not my fault anymore. Ketler is the one who deals with the engines.
 
'''Roosevelt''': It's not my fault anymore. Ketler is the one who deals with the engines.
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'''Kithle''': Magic circle against chaos and evil?
 
'''Kithle''': Magic circle against chaos and evil?
  
'''Cheese''': But concentrated so many times that it's like a mirror. If you think you can survive your own power then you can at least try to distract it. I haven't reviewed my notes on this power, but you might not even be able to get near enough to hit it. Now I'm going to need something from you, Kanatash, and Sa'vor.
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'''Cheese''': But concentrated so many times that it's like a mirror. If you think you can survive your own power than you can at least try to distract it. I haven't reviewed my notes on this power, but you might not even be able to get near enough to hit it. Now I'm going to need something from you, Kantash, and Sa'vor.
  
 
'''Three Übers''': Yes?
 
'''Three Übers''': Yes?
  
'''Cheese''': I need you to set up a shield around a chamber on this ship, a shield which I can raise and lower but not anyone else. I has to be completely impenetrable, even by you guys. Oh, and NJ 26 will be with me for this operation. Don't ask questions and no one read our minds after this.
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'''Cheese''': I need you to set up a shield around a chamber on this ship, a shield which I can raise and lower but not anyone else. I has to be completely impenitrible, even by you guys. Oh, and NJ 26 will be with me for this operation. Don't ask questions and no one read our minds after this.
  
 
'''Klaz''': Hey Cheese! I've got a cracken idea—
 
'''Klaz''': Hey Cheese! I've got a cracken idea—
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'''Jarlot''' : Slip, even though you don't exist, BANK STARBOARD!
 
'''Jarlot''' : Slip, even though you don't exist, BANK STARBOARD!
  
'''Slip''' :Uh, thats towards the monster.
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'''Slip''' :Uh, thats twords the monster.
  
 
'''Jarlot''' : Then turn to the OTHER starboard! It's reaching for us!
 
'''Jarlot''' : Then turn to the OTHER starboard! It's reaching for us!
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'''Klaz''' : Look et this magnificent brute! Get a close up Vrin, especially on those glowing eyes. Now, this is what we call a Rakshasa Rajah. Say it with me kiddies, you too Vrin.
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'''Klaz''' : Look et this magnificent brute! Get a close up Vrin, especially on those glowing eyes. Now, this is what we call a rakshasa Raja. Say it with me kiddies, you too Vrin.
  
'''Vrin''' : Rakshasa Rajah.
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'''Vrin''' : Rakshasa Raja.
  
 
'''Klaz''' : Good! Now these thin's used to rule all of Eberron back in the dawn of time. These things are the spawn of Khyber, one of the progenator dragons. They're pretty powerful. Now this sucka is a fine specimen, mates. I'm going to try to touch him. I'm a trained expert, so don't try this at home kiddies.
 
'''Klaz''' : Good! Now these thin's used to rule all of Eberron back in the dawn of time. These things are the spawn of Khyber, one of the progenator dragons. They're pretty powerful. Now this sucka is a fine specimen, mates. I'm going to try to touch him. I'm a trained expert, so don't try this at home kiddies.
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Norbaz fits the helmet on his head, and then hefts in one hand his desiccating dagger, and in the other, a Magma Red Murlond's Spoon.
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Norbaz fits the helmet on his head, and then hefts in one hand his dessicating dagger, and in the other, a Magma Red Murlonds Spoon.
  
'''Ketler''': Okay, the modified spoon should instead of making porridge, make your chili, it has all the alarm settings. You sure about this?
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'''Ketler''': Okay, the modified spoon should instead of making poridge, make your chili, it has all the alarm settings. You sure about this?
  
'''Norbaz''': If I just use self-buffing magic and psionics, there won't be backlash for attacking it magically. All I gotta do is take my time and get into position after Klaz gets him with the picture. This should stall him long enough for Cheese's plan.
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'''Norbaz''': If I just use self buffing magic and psionics, there won't be back lash for attacking it magically. All I gotta do is take my time and get into position after Klaz gets him with the picture. This should stall him long enough for Cheese's plan.
  
 
'''Ketler''': Alright. I'll monitor the situation from here, the modifications to the helmet may not work, mixing magic and psionics in a single item may be unstable. Scratch that, it is unstable.
 
'''Ketler''': Alright. I'll monitor the situation from here, the modifications to the helmet may not work, mixing magic and psionics in a single item may be unstable. Scratch that, it is unstable.
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'''Ketler''': I know. I still think this is a bad idea.
 
'''Ketler''': I know. I still think this is a bad idea.
  
'''Norbaz''': A lot of things are.
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'''Norbaz''': Alot of things are.
  
 
Norbaz heads in the opposite direction of the deck.
 
Norbaz heads in the opposite direction of the deck.
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'''Ketler''': You don't expect to live through this.
 
'''Ketler''': You don't expect to live through this.
  
'''Norbaz''': I'm throwing myself in stealth melee against a god... I have no delusions of grandeur. Best case scenario as far as I see it is that I die in a way where my soul isn't eradicated.
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'''Norbaz''': I'm throwing myself in stealth melee against a god...I have no delusions of grandure. Best case scenario as far as I see it is that I die in a way where my soul isn't eradicated.
  
'''Ketler''': Alright... so potentially ceasing to exist is enough to finally get your courage to say something up.
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'''Ketler''': Alright...so potentially ceasing to exist is enough to finally get your courage to say something up.
  
 
'''Norbaz''': Yeah, fat lot of good it does me, but maybe I just need to let something out.
 
'''Norbaz''': Yeah, fat lot of good it does me, but maybe I just need to let something out.
  
The half-giant walks down the corridor towards a door he has been nervous standing before in the past. Calmly he slides an envelope under its frame before heading for the deck to join Klaz and Vrin. The letter is addressed in calligraphy "Andrea".
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The half giant walks down the corridor towards a door he has been nervous standing before in the past. Calmly he slides an envelope under its frame before heading for the deck to join Klaz and Vrin. The letter is addressed in caligraphy "Andrea".
  
  
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The dramatic moment has finally come. A silver glow appears on the horizon, and despite all attempts at avoidance the demon arrives on schedule. Surprisingly there isn’t much fanfare at his arrival: no line of flames marking his passage, no halo or bright hair, no music or even sound for that matter. He just floats above and to one side of the Forgotten Freedom.
 
The dramatic moment has finally come. A silver glow appears on the horizon, and despite all attempts at avoidance the demon arrives on schedule. Surprisingly there isn’t much fanfare at his arrival: no line of flames marking his passage, no halo or bright hair, no music or even sound for that matter. He just floats above and to one side of the Forgotten Freedom.
  
The best of the crew is arrayed against him, holding whatever weapons or redshirts they have and clad in just about anything. Only five are missing: Cheese, NJ 26, and Silence, plus Klaz and Vrin who are hiding under the main hatch ready to jump out and assault the demon with the Jaela pictures. It is a tense moment, made all the more tense by the crew's recognition that this is no time for banter or verbal sparring.
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The best of the crew is arrayed against him, holding whatever weapons or redshirts they have and clad in just about anything. Only five are missing: Cheese, NJ 26, and Silence, plus Klaz and Vrin who are hiding under the main hatch ready to jump out and assault the demon with the Jaela pictures. It is a tense moment, made all the more tense by the crews recognition that this is no time for banter or verbal sparring.
  
The demon looks down and grins. And this is not just a villainous grin: it is the grin of the most sadistic of beings, the kind of grin that makes the zealous inquisitor’s cruel smile seem like your best friend after you've made a good joke. It's not helped by his wardrobe: it's all in silver, pants, jacket, shoes, every piece of it like what a teen might wear and yet none of it has a real cool style. His hair and face are the same way: maybe they once had some resemblance to the look that adolescents covet, but now somehow it had become corrupted by purity. No one… no one… could look upon him at not have some twinge of doubt as to whether Evil and Chaos didn't have a place in the world.
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The demon looks down and grins. And this is not just a villainous grin: it is the grin of the most sadistic of beings, the kind of grin that makes the zealous inquisitor’s cruel smile seem like your best friend after you've made a good joke. It's not helped by his wardrobe: its all in silver, pants, jacket, shoes, every piece of it like what a teen might wear and yet none of it has a real cool style. His hair and face are the same way: maybe they once had some resemblence to the look that adolescents covet, but now somehow it had become corrupted by purity. No one…no one…could look upon him at not have some twinge of doubt as to whether Evil and Chaos didn't have a place in the world.
  
 
Slowly the demon lowered himself onto the deck, right next to the main hatch. Not one of the crew moved to stop him.
 
Slowly the demon lowered himself onto the deck, right next to the main hatch. Not one of the crew moved to stop him.
  
'''Klaz''': Ready, mate?
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'''Klaz''': Ready mate?
  
 
Vrin never got a chance to respond.
 
Vrin never got a chance to respond.
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'''Sutekh''': No one knows what it's like to be me, man!
 
'''Sutekh''': No one knows what it's like to be me, man!
  
Suddeenly it was as if the world had no meaning. Existence itself seemed to waver and peel back, revealing the cruel nothingness that was the true state of the universe. There was no protection against it: not Norbaz's helmet, not Kithle's great mind, not Kanatash's madness, nor the terror that Sa'vor had once endured. Nothing was as powerful as hundreds of years of pent-up teenage angst focused through the lens of righteous fury. There had never been a combination like it before, and if the demon was not stopped there wouldn't be anything afterwards.
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Suddeenly it was as if the world had no meaning. Existance itself seemed to waver and peel back, revealing the cruel nothingness that was the true state of the universe. There was no protection against it: not Norbaz's helmet, not Kithle's great mind, not Kantash's madness, nor the terror that Sa'vor had once endured. Nothing was as powerful as hundreds of years of pent-up teenage angst focused through the lense of rightious fury. There had never been a combination like it before, and if the demon was not stopped there wouldn't be anything afterwards.
  
 
There was no one to stop him as he burned open the deck and made his way down.
 
There was no one to stop him as he burned open the deck and made his way down.
  
'''Kithle''': Fortunately for you people my powers allow me to even screw with my apparent alignment. Now: Behold the power of Creation! Shadows of the realm primeval, arise! Shadows that spawned the gods, arise! Shadows from the dawn of time, ARISE. Bind this foe in Primordial might and unveil the might of creation, Souls of the multiverse, arise! Trap the demon within the shadow's veil, Eldritch forces of the realm, bind this circle and overwhelm, strength of gods that we have slain bind this mark with your pain, I set my mind unto this bind, I set my heart unto this art.
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'''Kithle''': Fortunately for you people my powers allow me to even screw with my apparent alignment. Now: Behold the power of Creation shadows of the realm primeval arise, shadows that spawned the gods arise, Shadows from the dawn of time ARISE. Bind this foe in Primordial might and unveil the might of creation, Souls of the multiverse Arise, trap the demon within the shadows veil, Eldritch forces of the realm bind this circle and overwhelm, strength of gods that we have slain bind this mark with your pain, I set my mind unto this bind, i set my heart unto this art.
  
 
Kithle is now the center of a whirling vortex from which invisible forces extend their reach searching for the former Rajah.
 
Kithle is now the center of a whirling vortex from which invisible forces extend their reach searching for the former Rajah.
  
'''Cheese''': There's the shield's base and binding ok the rest of you better start helping him.
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'''Cheese''': Theres the shield's base and binding ok the rest of you better start helping him.
  
Kithle, had used all the souls of the world in his portion of the shield, is able to seek out those who died as angsty teens and bind them temporarily to the spirits of the crew that had heard the emo of the demon. With the temporary shield of peer sympathy, the demon's power has an opposite effect on the crew. They find it empowers them, giving them the strength to stand and go after Sutekh.
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Kithle, had used all the souls of the world in his portion of the sheild, is able to seek out those who died as angsty teens and bind them temporarily to the spirits of the crew that had heard the emo of the demon. With the temporary shield of peer sympathy the demon's power has an opposite effect on the crew. They find it empowers them, giving them the strength to stand and go after Sutekh.
  
The crew races down the corridors, with Kithle in the lead tracking. For some time they find nothing. Finally, however, Kithle senses the demon… in the same room as Cheese, NJ 26, and Silence. He races to the scene.
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The crew races down the corridors, with Kithle in the lead tracking. For some time they find nothing. Finally however Kithle senses the demon…in the same room as Cheese, NJ 26, and Silence. He races to the scene.
  
He finds the demon standing before NJ 26 and Cheese. There is a gleam in the demon's eye that seems reserved for Cheese alone. Yet it doesn't notice the black-gloved hands sneaking out of the darkness behind it until someone whispers "Come 'ere, hot stuff" and the demon is yanked into the room behind before the shield goes up.
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He finds the demon standing before NJ 26 and Cheese. There is a gleam in the demon's eye that seems reserved for Cheese alone. Yet it doesn't notice the black-gloved hands sneaking out of the darkness behind it until someone whispers "Come'ere, hot stuff" and the demon is yanked into the room behind before the shield goes up.
  
 
Cheese turns to Kithle.
 
Cheese turns to Kithle.
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As the info is once again accessed by his mind, Kithle relaxes. But he stares at NJ 26.
 
As the info is once again accessed by his mind, Kithle relaxes. But he stares at NJ 26.
  
'''Kithle''': Um… shouldn't you be behind the shield?
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'''Kithle''': Um…shouldn't you be behind the shield?
  
 
'''Cheese''': Don't be silly. Did you think a naked Jaela would stop a demon with a stick up his butt?
 
'''Cheese''': Don't be silly. Did you think a naked Jaela would stop a demon with a stick up his butt?
  
'''Kithle''': But, then……… he's behind the shield—
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'''Kithle''': But, then………he's behind the shield—
  
 
'''Cheese''': With Silence. Getting in touch with an emo fan-girl.
 
'''Cheese''': With Silence. Getting in touch with an emo fan-girl.
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Cheese floats up until he can look Kithle right in the eyes.
 
Cheese floats up until he can look Kithle right in the eyes.
  
'''Cheese''': That's what's going on in there: a combination of law and good is being treated to the most powerful force for rebellion in known existence. Why waste power trying to show the thing evil when we can get it to do the whole job for us?
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'''Cheese''': That's what's going on in there: a combination of law and good is being treated to the most powerful force for rebellion in known existance. Why waste power trying to show the thing evil when we can get it to do the whole job for us?
  
 
Kithle considers this for a moment. He puts together all the knowledge of the teen years of the crew. Fortunately he has the wisdom not to look at it. Nor the need.
 
Kithle considers this for a moment. He puts together all the knowledge of the teen years of the crew. Fortunately he has the wisdom not to look at it. Nor the need.
  
'''Kithle''': It's not……… a very evil plan.
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'''Kithle''': It's not………a very evil plan.
  
 
'''Cheese''': What's more evil: being obviously evil, or cheating?  
 
'''Cheese''': What's more evil: being obviously evil, or cheating?  
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'''Jaela''': Sutekh is one of the most powerful of the Old Rajahs. The name means "Set", "Serpent", and is the reason for the host of serpentine imagery. He's the anti-Couatl.
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'''Jaela''': Sutekh is one of the most powerful of the Old Rajahs. The name means "Set", "Serpent", and is the reason for the host of serpentine imagery. He's the anti-Coatl.
  
 
'''Ketler''': I thought he was the Lord of Emos.
 
'''Ketler''': I thought he was the Lord of Emos.
  
'''Jaela''': Well you know how these god families are... whine... "Osiris is more loved than me! Wha wha wa!" It's all very tiresome.
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'''Jaela''': Well you know how these god families are....whine...."Osiris is more loved than me! Wha wha wa!" It's all very tiresome.
  
 
'''Ketler''': Oh.
 
'''Ketler''': Oh.
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Appears as a burning flaming tower of flame like a hurricane made of fire)
 
Appears as a burning flaming tower of flame like a hurricane made of fire)
  
'''Sutekh''': Please, do you really believe I will be stopped by the pitiful attempts by you to corrupt my nature? I am purified of your pathetic concepts and hardened by the hosts of horrors that I witnessed when I was a Lord of all Depravity. I am immune to temptations of the flesh, mind, or soul. Five hundred years of immense torture where every single thought of my will was pain and insanity until it was filleted, sifted, PULPED until at last I was a god. I have witnessed whole nations flayed alive and participated in acts so utterly debased as to crack your pathetic minds wide open.
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'''Sutekh''': Please, do you really believe I will be stopped by the pitiful attempts by you to corrupt my nature? I am purified of your pathetic concepts and hardened by the hosts of horrors that I witnessed when I was a Lord of all Depravity. I am immune to temptations of the flesh, mind, or soul. Five hundred years of immense torture where every single thought of my will was pain and insanity until it was filited, sifted, PULPED until at last I was a god. I have witnessed whole nations flayed alive and participated in acts so utterly debased as to crack your pathetic minds wide open.
  
 
'''Cheeze''': Time for a new plan.
 
'''Cheeze''': Time for a new plan.
  
'''Sutekh''': You are insects, all of you. My time in the Flame has purified me of my innately evil nature but I have come to see in the limitless burning flame that my kind has tainted your pathetic and ant-like minds with our nature. There can be no redemption for you lesser races. The universe must be started over anew. It will not be something that you will find painless. I shall draw forth your worst memories and your deepest weaknesses, then these shall become manifest flame as I burn them from inside you.
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'''Sutekh''': You are insects all of you. My time in the flame has purified me of my innately evil nature but I have come to see in the limitless burning flame that my kind has tainted your pathetic and ant-like minds with our nature. There can be no redemption for you lesser races. The universe must be started over anew. It will not be something that you will find painless. I shall draw forth your worst memories and your deepest weaknesses then these shall become manifest flame as I burn them from inside you.
  
A gigantic flaming Jackal-like mass appears in the hurricane of fire
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A gigantic flaming Jackal like mass appears in the hurricane of fire
  
'''Sutekh''': I have brought forth the crusade against the lycanthropes and the burning of witches, but I would not be free if not for mortal's desire to be delivered by me unto their annihilation. They shall call my massacres the rapturous burning of the light. It is not enough that you lesser beings, so mindlessly selfish and base, die at my hands like I have done the other sinful masses. You must first be broken and then made to recant your sins. Before you die... and I can make an eon of torturing your flesh and soul for your conversion... I will make you see the error of your ways and BEG for your release from torment to serve my cause.
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'''Sutekh''': I have brought forth the crusade against the lycanthropes and the burning of witches but I would not be free if not for mortal's desire to be delivered by me unto their annihilation. They shall call my massacres the rapturous burning of the light. It is not enough that you lesser beings, so mindlessly selfish and base, die at my hands like I have done the other sinful masses. You must first be broken and then made to recant your sins. Before you die....and I can make an eon of torturing your flesh and soul for your conversion....I will make you see the error of your ways and BEG for your release from torment to serve my cause.
  
'''Ketler''': He certainly is... verbose.
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'''Ketler''': He certainly is....verbose.
  
'''Sutekh''': Kneel. Kneel before the will of Sutekh as I open up your mind to your childhood, Ketler, and show you that you deserved the punishments your father dealt unto you
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'''Sutekh''': Kneel. Kneel before the will of Sutekh as I open up your mind to your childhood Ketler and show you that you deserved the punishments your father dealt unto you
  
'''Ketler''': No... no... AHHHHHHHHH!
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'''Ketler''': No...no....AHHHHHHHHH!
  
 
The inventor fell to the ground in a fetal ball screaming
 
The inventor fell to the ground in a fetal ball screaming
  
'''Sutekh''': Ha ha Ha ha ha...
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'''Sutekh''': Ha ha Ha ha ha....
  
 
'''Slip''': KETLER!
 
'''Slip''': KETLER!
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The Forgotten Freedom struggles to keep ahead of the living cyclone that is Sutekh's body even as it lays a waste behind it stretching miles as it follows the Forgotten Freedom
 
The Forgotten Freedom struggles to keep ahead of the living cyclone that is Sutekh's body even as it lays a waste behind it stretching miles as it follows the Forgotten Freedom
  
'''Jarlot''': You gawd-damned lousy second edition monster.
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'''Jarlot''': You gawd damned lousy second edition monster.
  
'''Sutekh''': So the pitiful commander of this ragged collection of sinners comes forward. I should have expected you to be hiding with what I've heard of your courage, pitiful Khyberspawn.
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'''Sutekh''': So the pitiful commander of this ragged collection of sinners comes forward. I should have expected you to be hiding with what I've heard of your courage pitiful Khyberspawn.
  
'''Jarlot''': Look who's talking, Jackal man. It's overpowered monsters like you that make me worry about Eberron avoiding FR overpowered monsters.
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'''Jarlot''': Look whose talking Jackal man. It's overpowered monsters like you that make me worry about Eberron avoiding FR overpowered monsters.
  
 
'''Sutkeh''': Your meaningless babble doesn't amuse Sutekh. Where shall I begin tearing your mind apart to reveal the debaseness inside?
 
'''Sutkeh''': Your meaningless babble doesn't amuse Sutekh. Where shall I begin tearing your mind apart to reveal the debaseness inside?
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'''Jarlot''': *starts climbing on the top of the ship's Ballista* You may be immortal but that doesn't mean we can't tear you down to your base matter and imprison the strips.
 
'''Jarlot''': *starts climbing on the top of the ship's Ballista* You may be immortal but that doesn't mean we can't tear you down to your base matter and imprison the strips.
  
'''Sutekh''': Shall I open your mind up to the abuse of your childhood and its powerlessness as I am doing to so many of your crew? Perhaps I shall clog your mind with the atrocities you witnessed... and participated in... during the Great War. The screams of the dying that you struggle to drown out in your restless slumber with alcohol and cheap *****s.
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'''Sutekh''': Shall I open your mind up to the abuse of your childhood and its powerlessness as I am doing to so many of your crew? Perhaps I shall clog your mind with the atrocities you witnessed...and participated in...during the Great War. The screams of the dying that you struggle to drown out in your restless slumber with alcohol and cheap *****s.
  
 
'''Marish, Tifa, Aerith''': We are not cheap!
 
'''Marish, Tifa, Aerith''': We are not cheap!
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They stare at one another
 
They stare at one another
  
'''Sutekh''': I shall perhaps open your crew to realize the weakness of your heart and spirit and then burn every ounce of flesh from your bones before repairing it to begin again... yes, that sounds like it will work nicely
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'''Sutekh''': I shall perhaps open your crew to realize the weakness of your heart and spirit and then burn every ounce of flesh from your bones before repairing it to begin again.....yes, that sounds like it will work nicely
  
 
'''Jarlot''': *takes Michael's unholy avenger as it burns in his hands* Thanks Michael.
 
'''Jarlot''': *takes Michael's unholy avenger as it burns in his hands* Thanks Michael.
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Norbaz limps his way to the Captain's quarters. When he arrives in the doorway he sees the thing that was once a Rakshasa Rajah hurling fire at Aerith and Jarlot. Tifa about to go on the offensive. The others were still up on deck, preparing for counter attack. Terra, Satnak, Kilthe, Savor, and Kanatash prepping one truly horrific countermeasure. Norbaz opted to run interference. He saw Ketler on the ground in pain, and was able to get close enough to get the helmet's detonator off of him. Wasting no time, he drops his spoon and charges with his knife, expecting oblvion as he misses and his wrist is caught by the now annoyed god.
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Norbaz limps his way to the Captains quarters. When he arrives in the doorway he sees the thing that was once a Rakshasa Rajah hurling fire at Aerith and Jarlot. Tifa about to go on the offensive. The others were still up on deck, preparing for counter attack. Terra, Satnak, Kilthe, Savor, and Kanatash prepping one trully horrific counter measure. Norbaz opted to run interference. He saw Ketler on the ground in pain, and was able to get close enough to get the helmet's detonator off of him. Wasting no time, he drops his spoon and charges with his knife, expecting oblvion as he misses and his wrist is caught by the now annoyed god.
  
 
'''Sutekh''': You dare try and backstab me, one of purity previously unbeknownst by this world?
 
'''Sutekh''': You dare try and backstab me, one of purity previously unbeknownst by this world?
  
'''Norbaz''': Save it, I had a crapshoot of an adolescence too. Suck it up and get over yourself.
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'''Norbaz''': Save it, I had a craphshoot of an adolescence too. Suck it up and get over yourself.
  
Not hesitating, Norbaz leans in close as he says this, attempts and actually succeeds in connecting with a headbutt as he activated the Detonator....
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Not hesitating, Norbaz leans in close as he says this, attempts and actually succeeds in connecting with a headbut as he activated the Detonator....
  
The Room burned white for a moment. Then filled with smoke. Sutekh stood laughing, barely touched amongst the smoke as the helmet fell to the ground. The cooky, nowhere to be seen.
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The Room burned white for a moment. Then filled with smoke. Sutekh stood laughing barely touched amongst the smoke as the helmet fell to the ground. The cooky, no where to be seen.
  
  
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'''Cheese''': I'd ask if you're okay, but since we're all about to not exist, I won't even bother.
 
'''Cheese''': I'd ask if you're okay, but since we're all about to not exist, I won't even bother.
  
'''Lucky''': How can you be so calm?! We're all about to burn in the fires of our own horrible existences!
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'''Lucky''': How can you be so calm?! We're all about to burn in the fires of our own horrible existances!
  
 
'''Roosevelt''': You mean, worse than life?
 
'''Roosevelt''': You mean, worse than life?
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'''Lucky''': But I keep having premonitions of DOOM!
 
'''Lucky''': But I keep having premonitions of DOOM!
  
'''Igor''': It'th tradithional.
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'''Igor''': It'th tradithionel.
  
Lucky considers this. As if his/her senses are suddenly attuned to a new awareness of what her/his existance truly is, the horrible feeling of doom doens't matter anymore.
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Lucky considers this. As if his/her senses are suddenly attuned to a new awareness of what her/his existance truely is, the horrible feeling of doom doens't matter anymore.
  
 
'''Lucky''': Wow, you guys are even better than John the keel.
 
'''Lucky''': Wow, you guys are even better than John the keel.
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Having found Dooj, Sutekh leaves her mind, vowing to find her in person.
 
Having found Dooj, Sutekh leaves her mind, vowing to find her in person.
  
Under Suhtekh's feet a rumbling crashing horror breaks through the floorboards.
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Under Suhtekh's feet a rumbling crashing horror breaks through the floor boards.
  
'''Chalky''': YOU ARE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FATE OF MY UNCLE GREYCLAW. THANKS TO YOUR PURGES HE DIED UPON A CRUCIFIX OF SILVER. I WILL REND YOU ASUNDER, IMMORTALITY ISN'T AN ADVANTAGE WHEN ALL YOU KNOW IS PAIN. ALL YOUR KNEECAPS ARE BELONG TO US.
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'''Chalky''': YOU ARE THE ONE RESPOSIBLE FOR THE FATE OF MY UNCLE GREYCLAW. THANKS TO YOUR PURGES HE DIED UPON A CRUCIFIX OF SILVER. I WILL REND YOU ASUNDER, IMMORTALITY ISN'T AN ADVANTAGE WHEN ALL YOU KNOW IS PAIN. ALL YOUR KNEECAPS ARE BELONG TO US.
  
A thousand flailing claws, jaws, stingers, fists, horns, and tentacles grip the demi-god and slam it around ripping him to pieces and smashing them to paste then proceeding to smear the paste as it tries to gather itself together.
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A thousand flailing claws, jaws, stingers, fists, horns, and tentacles grip the demi-god and slam it around ripping him to peices and smashing them to paste then proceeding to smear the paste as it tries to gather itself together.
  
 
'''Terra''': Do we help?
 
'''Terra''': Do we help?
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'''Jeala''': Sorry we always figured he was stuck in there.
 
'''Jeala''': Sorry we always figured he was stuck in there.
  
'''Sa'vor''': Hey this is the same shade Chalky used on my face.
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'''Sa'vor''': Hey this is the same shade chalky used on my face.
  
'''Lisa''': That's what happened to my extra bottle. If he wasn't saving our bacon I'd hammer him.
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'''Lisa''': Thats what happened to my extra bottle. If he wasn't saving our bacon I'd hammer him.
  
'''Tifa''': Do seriously consider fighting that thing? I mean I had no idea the little shifter was that scary when he shifted are you sure he's not an uberwere.
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'''Tifa''': Do seriously consider fighting that thing? I mean I had no idea the little shiffter was that scary when he shifted are you sure he's not an uberwere.
  
'''Terra''': Chalky is a changeling warshaper. He's just abusing the morphic weapon ability and a a few size boosting potions.
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'''Terra''': Chalky is a changling warshaper. He's just abusing the morphic weapon ability and a a few size boosting potions.
  
'''Kithle''': Can any one see my tattoos? no? good.
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'''Kithle''': Can any one see my tattos? no? good.
  
Kithle stands. His Visage has been transformed into that of Sutekh before he was bound by the flame.
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Kithle stands His Visage has been transformed into that of Suhtek before he was bound by the flame.
  
'''Kithle''': Let's see if this wimp can handle a little conversation with himself.
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'''Kithle''': Lets see if this wimp can handle a little conversation with himself.
  
  
 
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'''Jarlot''': I, however, personally have my own solution as well...
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'''Jarlot''': I however personally have my own solution as well...
  
 
'''Tifa''': What's that?
 
'''Tifa''': What's that?
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'''Sutekh 1'''(post flame): *wheeze* Damned shapeshifters, when did weres get that nasty?
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'''Sutekh 1'''(post flame): *wheeze* Damned shapeshifters when did weres get that nasty?
  
 
'''Sutekh 2'''(pre flame): About the time I had the majority of their kind purged.
 
'''Sutekh 2'''(pre flame): About the time I had the majority of their kind purged.
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'''Sutekh 1''': I had them purged, not you, whoever you are.
 
'''Sutekh 1''': I had them purged, not you, whoever you are.
  
'''Sutekh 2''': I am Sutekh the mightiest of Rajah, bow before me, imposter, and I might let you die quickly.
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'''Sutekh 2''': I am Sutekh the mightiest of Rajah, bow before me imposter, and I might let you die quickly.
  
'''Sutekh 1''': What is this, I am Sutekh the Purified.
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'''Sutekh 1''': What is this I am Sutekh the Purified.
  
 
'''Sutekh 2''': What kind of title is that for a Rajah?
 
'''Sutekh 2''': What kind of title is that for a Rajah?
  
'''Sutekh 1''': It's yours, I mean mine.
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'''Sutekh 1''': Its yours, I mean mine.
  
 
'''Sutekh 2''': As if what makes you so special? huh?
 
'''Sutekh 2''': As if what makes you so special? huh?
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'''Sutekh 1''': I'm going to purge this world of evil and start it anew in the image of the pure flame.
 
'''Sutekh 1''': I'm going to purge this world of evil and start it anew in the image of the pure flame.
  
'''Sutekh 2''': Oh how original. You're going to destroy everything and rule over a world remade in your image. Guess what, that's always been the plan!!.  
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'''Sutekh 2''': Oh how original. Your going to destroy everything and rule over a world remade in your image. Guess what thats always been the plan!!.  
  
'''Sutakh 1''': But this is different; I'm good.
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'''Sutakh 1''': But this is different I'm good.
  
'''Sutekh 2''': Bah, you're going to slaughter the innocent and the guilty alike just as I will.
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'''Sutekh 2''': Bah, your going to slaughter the innocent and the guilty alike just as I will.
  
 
'''Sutekh 1''': ... they would just grow up to be corrupted...
 
'''Sutekh 1''': ... they would just grow up to be corrupted...
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'''Sutekh 2''': I'll raise banner over the sky and all will follow out of fear of my wrath.
 
'''Sutekh 2''': I'll raise banner over the sky and all will follow out of fear of my wrath.
  
'''Sutekh 1''': AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm different... I'm different, I changed...  
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'''Sutekh 1''': AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm different... I'm different, i changed...  
  
'''Sutekh 2''': How you sound just like a wussified version of me who can't handle the truth of your ambitions. At least I'm honest about what I do to those around me. Hah Me the Demon spawn of Khyber the truthful one, and the purified champion of the flame is the deceitful coward. HAhAHAHAHAh.
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'''Sutekh 2''': How you sound just like a wussified version of me who can't handle the truth of your ambitions. At least I'm honest about what I do to those around me. Hah Me the Demon spawn of Khyber the truthful one, and the purified champion of the flame is the dcieteful coward. HAhAHAHAHAh.
  
'''Sutekh 1''': GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH. *sound of mind breaking* good... evil... what's the difference....(retreats to a dreamscape haunted by images of his past self)
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'''Sutekh 1''': GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH. *sound of mind breaking* good... evil... whats the difference....(retreats to a dreamscape haunted by images of his past self)
  
 
'''Sutekh 2''': (disembodied voice) Look in the mirror
 
'''Sutekh 2''': (disembodied voice) Look in the mirror
  
'''Sutekh 1''': What mirror?
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'''Sutakh 1''': What mirror?
  
 
'''Sutekh 2''': (dv) the mirror of your soul
 
'''Sutekh 2''': (dv) the mirror of your soul
  
'''Sutekh 1''': Of course this is my mind, I should see the truth here as long as I will it. I want the truth which am I.
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'''Sutakh 1''': Of course this is my mind, I should see the truth here as long as I will it. I want the truth which am I.
  
 
'''Sutekh 2''': (dv) You still think we are different?
 
'''Sutekh 2''': (dv) You still think we are different?
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A maze of mirrors appears and different mirrors reflect different versions of Sutekh throughout his life.
 
A maze of mirrors appears and different mirrors reflect different versions of Sutekh throughout his life.
  
'''Sutekh 2''': All of this is me, I am Sutekh the Couatl Slayer. You are merely a deluded fool, who fails to grasp how much trouble he is in. These pirates have had the power to kill you the whole time. They hold only because of mercy. These scum have more honor than you.  
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'''Sutekh 2''': All of this is me, I am Sutekh the Quoatl Slayer. You are merely a deluded fool, who fails to grasp how much trouble he is in. These pirates have had the power to kill you the whole time. They hold only because of mercy. These scum have more honor than you.  
  
 
'''Sutekh 1''': Who am I?
 
'''Sutekh 1''': Who am I?
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'''Volrath''' : Because I was never once beaten, because I deserved it, only to satisfy the hatred in your worshippers hearts! Yes, my childhood was hard and depressing! Yes, I lost family to senseless hatred! Yes, every girl I ever liked was either repulsed by me or had issues! But I got over that, with the help of this crew.
 
'''Volrath''' : Because I was never once beaten, because I deserved it, only to satisfy the hatred in your worshippers hearts! Yes, my childhood was hard and depressing! Yes, I lost family to senseless hatred! Yes, every girl I ever liked was either repulsed by me or had issues! But I got over that, with the help of this crew.
  
'''Sutekh''' : Shut up, shut up, shut up! Die among these "friends" of yours.
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'''Sutekh''' : Shutup, shutup, shutup! Die among these "friends" of yours.
  
A mace appears in each of Sutekh's hands. A smirk crosses Volrath's face and he draws a dark green shortsword, covered in runes. Sutekh throws swing after swing at Volrath, who in turn parries each blow. Between parries, Volrath is only able to get in small, shallow cuts on Sutekh. After several minutes of fighting Volrath pulls out of melee and teleports a short distance away.  
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A mace appears in each of Sutekh's hands. A smirk crosses Volrath''s face and he draws a darkgreen shortsword, covered in runes. Sutekh throws swing after swing at Volrath, who in turn parries each blow. Between parries Volrath is only ableto get in small, shallow cuts on Sutekh. After several minutes of fighting Volrath oulls out of melee and teleports a short distance away.  
  
 
'''Sutekh''' : So you see that your defeat is inevitable!
 
'''Sutekh''' : So you see that your defeat is inevitable!
  
'''Volrath''' : No, I'm just using an idea, from a friend of mine. Now if you're so certain of your victory, come and get me.
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'''Volrath''' : No I'm just using an idea, from a friend of mine. Now if your so certain of your victory, come and get me.
  
Volrath completely drops his guard, letting his sword arm drop limply to his side. Sutekh rushes forward. It is thrown back, by an invisible barrier. Volrath points down at a pentagram, underneath Sutekh drawn with the demon's blood, that was spilt during the battle. Volrath then pulls up his sword, and plunges the tip into his own wrist. He then starts chanting and drawing a symbol in the air with his sword. As his sword traces the rune, droplets of blood hang in the air forming the draconic symbol "oblivion". Volrath then thrusts his sword through the rune and into Sutekh's heart.
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Volrath completely drops his guard, letting his sword arm drop limply to his side. Sutekh rushes forward. It is thrown back, by an invisible barrier. Volrath points down at a pentagram, underneath Sutekh drawn with the demon's blood, that was spilt during the battle. Volrath then pulls up his sword, and plungs the tip into his own wrist. He then starts chanting and drawing a symbol in the air with his sword. As his sword traces the rune, droplets of blood hang in the air forming the draconic symbol "oblivion". Volrath then thrusts his sword through the rune and into Sutekh's heart.
  
 
'''Sutekh''' : Nooo!!!
 
'''Sutekh''' : Nooo!!!
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The demon is drawn into Volrath's sword. The sword then becomes a luminous silver, and the runes covering it become celestial.
 
The demon is drawn into Volrath's sword. The sword then becomes a luminous silver, and the runes covering it become celestial.
  
'''Volrath''' : Hey, Lisa (chucks sword hilt first) consider it an apology.
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'''Volrath''' : Hey, Lisa (chunks sword hilt first) consider it an apology.
  
  
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'''Death paper''': Can we come out now? Feal-thas really needs to go. Dad?
 
'''Death paper''': Can we come out now? Feal-thas really needs to go. Dad?
  
'''Terra''': He overdid it again, and yes you can come out.
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'''Terra''': He over did it again, and yes you can come out.
  
'''Death paper''': Thanks, oof, that's it, dad, you're going on a Diet.
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'''Death paper''': Thanks, oof thats it dad your going on a Diet.
  
'''Terra''': Volrath, let's get those cuts taken care of.
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'''Terra''': Volrath lets get those cuts taken care of.
  
 
'''Terra''': I'm actually quite surprised by you, Volrath.
 
'''Terra''': I'm actually quite surprised by you, Volrath.
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Ketler and Allen enter Jarlot's cabin as they finish a heated discussion.
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Ketler and Allen enter Jarlots cabin as they finish a heated discussion.
  
 
'''Ketler''': Hey, Captain.  
 
'''Ketler''': Hey, Captain.  
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'''Allen''': What was it that Bunny Rabbit was always trying to get Captain Kangaroo to say?
 
'''Allen''': What was it that Bunny Rabbit was always trying to get Captain Kangaroo to say?
  
'''Jarlot''': Oh, that's easy. Ping pong ball.
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'''Jarlot''': Oh, that's easy. Pingpong ball.
  
 
KAFWOOOSHHHHHHH
 
KAFWOOOSHHHHHHH
  
An untold number of ping pong balls pours out of the ceiling, burying Jalot.
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An untold number of pingpong balls pours out of the ceiling, burying Jalot.
  
 
'''Jarlot''': (muffled) THE HELL?!!!
 
'''Jarlot''': (muffled) THE HELL?!!!
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'''Sutkeh''': I am indeed... worthless.
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'''Sutkeh''': I am indeed....worthless.
  
 
'''Captain Jarlot''': And here's where I heroically crash that flying rowboat into you with all those spell-cannonballs.
 
'''Captain Jarlot''': And here's where I heroically crash that flying rowboat into you with all those spell-cannonballs.
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'''Ketler''': Ummm...I'm no stranger to thermodynamics but...
 
'''Ketler''': Ummm...I'm no stranger to thermodynamics but...
  
'''Captain Jarlot''': Thermo... what...
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'''Captain Jarlot''': Thermo...what...
  
 
'''Ketler''': *sigh* Equivalent Exchange.
 
'''Ketler''': *sigh* Equivalent Exchange.
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In a place of silver and light, Norbaz finds himself floating amongst the empty husks of several redshirts and obviously dressed empty husks of Silver Flame worshippers.
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In a place of silver and light, Norbaz finds himself floating amongst the empty husks of several redshirts and obviously dressed empty husks of silver flame worshippers.
  
'''Norbaz''': ...Okay, did detonating the unstable magical/psionic helm kill me and get my soul enveloped into Sutekh...or did it open up a dimensional rift sending me to the universe inside him full of the spent souls he is absorbing for his cause...
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'''Norbaz''': ...Okay, did detonating the unstable magical/psionic helm kill me and get my soul enveloped into Sutkeh...or did it open up a dimensional rift sending me to the universe inside him full of the spent souls he is absorbing for his cause...
  
The cooky pricks himself with his desiccating dagger, and watches as his finger looks like it dries and shrivels as it bleeds.
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The cooky pricks himself with his desicating dagger, and watches as his finger looks like it dries and shrivels as it bleeds.
  
'''Norbaz''': Yup, not dead... and I'm inside of Sutkeh... great. Not exactly a win/win scenario, the only thing keeping me alive is probably my necklace of adaptation... hmm... left the spoon on the outside, can't try and flood him with Chili... or can I.
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'''Norbaz''': Yup, not dead...and I'm inside of Sutkeh...great. Not exactly a win scenario, the only thing keeping me alive is probably my necklace of adaptation...hmm...left the spoon on the outside, can't try and flood him with Chili...or can I.
  
Norbaz rolls up his sleeve to reveal a blood red tattoo of revamped Murlond's spoon adorning his upper arm. Pressing the tatoo the spoon forms in his hand.
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Norbaz rolls up his sleeve to reveal a blood red tatoo of revamped murlond's spoon adorning his upper arm. Pressing the tatoo the spoon forms in his hand.
  
'''Norbaz''': Ketler, thank you for the advice... why make one when you can have two at twice the price.
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'''Norbaz''': Ketler, thank you for the advice...why make one when you can have two at twice the price.
  
 
Norbaz activates the spoon, and holds it far from him as a sphere of chili begins to vill the silvery and fiery void at the end of his spoon.
 
Norbaz activates the spoon, and holds it far from him as a sphere of chili begins to vill the silvery and fiery void at the end of his spoon.
  
'''Norbaz''': If I get out of this alive... I have to destroy that letter, otherwise I'm gonna die of embarrassment.
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'''Norbaz''': If I get out of his alive...I have to destroy that letter, otherwise I'm gonna die of embaressment.
 
How I understand it is that the thing that was rampaging around the ship was just a part of him, or a manifestation. Either one works. Volrath trapped that, leaving only the hurricane-like body outside the ship. I had completely forgotten about that, too. Note to self: Pay closer attention to the details.
 
How I understand it is that the thing that was rampaging around the ship was just a part of him, or a manifestation. Either one works. Volrath trapped that, leaving only the hurricane-like body outside the ship. I had completely forgotten about that, too. Note to self: Pay closer attention to the details.
  
'''Kithle''' : What!!! you're sealed, get in your sword and stay there.
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'''Kithle''' : What!!! your sealed get in your sword an stay there.
  
 
'''Sutekh''': *RALPH*
 
'''Sutekh''': *RALPH*
  
'''Kithle''': That's just wrong.
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'''Kithle''': Thats just wrong.
  
'''Norbaz''': It worked, I''m alive, Now someone wash off this mess before I die.
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'''Norbaz''': It worked i'm alive, Now someone wash off this mess before I die.
  
 
'''Sutekh''': Noooooooooooo
 
'''Sutekh''': Noooooooooooo
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'''Sutekh''': AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
'''Sutekh''': AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  
Severed of the souls providing its power, the last remnants of Sutekh can no longer resist the bindings placed upon the sword. The vortex is drawn into the blade and the sword completes its bind with a final rune.  
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Severed of the souls providing its power the last remnants of Sutekh can no longer resist the bindings placed upon the sword. The vortex is drawn into the blade and the sword completes its bind with a final rune.  
  
'''Lisa''': That's not a celestial mark.
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'''Lisa''': Thats not a celestial mark.
  
'''Kithle''': Indeed not, that's an old Darguuneese rune for responsibility.
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'''Kithle''': Indeed not thats an old darguneese rune for responsibility.
  
 
'''Lisa''': Why?
 
'''Lisa''': Why?
  
'''Kithle''': The Darguun were the greatest of the mortal Empires. Outsiders, deities, many of the more monstrous species, and creatures like them are products of fate. Its almost impossible for those born of Pure Immortal lineage to be anything else. Mortal life brings with it a limited time to act in, but an unlimited scope. We have a unique power to be more than the roles determined for us. As such we cannot excuse our actions by claiming that we are evil- or good- inclined. We have the burden of responsibility for our actions, for the people we become.  
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'''Kithle''': The Dargun were the greatest of the mortal Empires. Outsiders, dieties, many of the more monstrous species, and creatures like them are products of fate. Its almost impossible for those born of Pure Immortal lineage to be anything else. Mortal life brings with it a limited time to act in, but an unlimited scope. We have a unique power to be more than the roles determined for us. As such we cannot excuse our actions by claiming that we are evil- or good- inclined. We have the burden of responsibility for our actions, for the people we become.  
  
 
'''Volrath''': But it was my Binding spell.
 
'''Volrath''': But it was my Binding spell.
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'''Volrath''': It was in a book written by some wacko-sage Called Giver of berries who needs to lose 20 lpbs.
 
'''Volrath''': It was in a book written by some wacko-sage Called Giver of berries who needs to lose 20 lpbs.
  
'''Terra''': Wait a second, death paper takes dictation too?
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'''Terra''': Wait a second, death paper takes dictaion too?
  
'''Kithle''': He is a newspaper, literally he started out as a way to keep up with the rest of the world since the normal couriers stopped doing business with us, after that things got a little out of hand. The next thing I know I'm the proud papa of a bouncing baby berserker.
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'''Kithle''': He is a newspaper, litterally he started out as a way to keep up with the rest of the world since the normal courriers stopped doing business with us, after that things got a little out of hand. The next thing I know I'm the proud papa of a bouncing baby berzerker.
  
 
'''Norbaz''': Hello help!!! Any day now woul be nice.
 
'''Norbaz''': Hello help!!! Any day now woul be nice.
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'''Ketler''': Really. I thought it was really cool.
 
'''Ketler''': Really. I thought it was really cool.
  
'''Jarlot''': Well yes, the original binding was, but the whole Cyclone about to destroy the world thing and... "oops, sorry, it's in the sword."
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'''Jarlot''': Well yes, the original binding was but the whole Cyclone about to destroy the world thing and..."oops, sorry, its in the sword."
  
'''Ketler''': I think it was quite powerful. A sense of... Haha... just kidding. Like the Scream killer jumping up only to be shot again.
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'''Ketler''': I think it was quite powerful. A sense of....Haha...just kidding. Like the Scream killer jumping up only to be shot again.
  
 
'''Jarlot''': I'm just saying that it took the entire Silver Flame to bind the creature last time and now its bound again.
 
'''Jarlot''': I'm just saying that it took the entire Silver Flame to bind the creature last time and now its bound again.
  
'''Ketler''': They explained it. Darguun mark and all. It's actually quite mythical, really.
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'''Ketler''': They explained it. Dargunn mark and all. It's actually quite mythical really.
  
'''Jarlot''': I'm just saying I could have used some more explosions, is all.
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'''Jarlot''': I'm just saying I could have used some more explosions is all.
  
 
'''Ketler''': You're just never satisfied.
 
'''Ketler''': You're just never satisfied.

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