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Tony Tomay: Of course not, idiot! All the crew could tell us was this would be the best place to look for him and if he didn't want to be found it would be practically impossible. Do you have any bright ideas on how to track some freak who can pass through walls and teleport basically at will!? | Tony Tomay: Of course not, idiot! All the crew could tell us was this would be the best place to look for him and if he didn't want to be found it would be practically impossible. Do you have any bright ideas on how to track some freak who can pass through walls and teleport basically at will!? | ||
| − | Cameraman: Like, chill out | + | Cameraman: Like, chill out dude. I'm just getting tired of lugging around this camera for noth... |
He is suddenly cut off as malevolent laughter suddenly breaks out behind them. Both of them freeze in place and the hair stands up on the back of their necks. | He is suddenly cut off as malevolent laughter suddenly breaks out behind them. Both of them freeze in place and the hair stands up on the back of their necks. | ||
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Tony Tomay: Ah, yes. Well I'm... | Tony Tomay: Ah, yes. Well I'm... | ||
| − | Kanatash: Tony Tomay. You're here to interview me for some show. Everything I need to know I have already taken from your mind. Plus a few "extra" tidbits, like that little tryst you had with the airship | + | Kanatash: Tony Tomay. You're here to interview me for some show. Everything I need to know I have already taken from your mind. Plus a few "extra" tidbits, like that little tryst you had with the airship piolet. |
Cameraman: Whoa dude! How'd you, like, do that man? | Cameraman: Whoa dude! How'd you, like, do that man? | ||
| − | Kanatash: I'd shut up now | + | Kanatash: I'd shut up now hippy boy. I'm in a particularly tolerant mood right now but that could change "reeeeeaaaal" easy. |
Tony Tomay: I'm sorry to interupt, but why don't we just complete this interview and then we get out of your way. | Tony Tomay: I'm sorry to interupt, but why don't we just complete this interview and then we get out of your way. | ||
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Tony Tomay: (looking nervous) Is that so, but, why, don't they, wouldn't... | Tony Tomay: (looking nervous) Is that so, but, why, don't they, wouldn't... | ||
| − | Kanatash: Why, because I want to hear the sound that the basic fabric of reality makes when if finally snaps. You mortals have no appreciation for such a sensation, to us spawn of Xoriat your plane of | + | Kanatash: Why, because I want to hear the sound that the basic fabric of reality makes when if finally snaps. You mortals have no appreciation for such a sensation, to us spawn of Xoriat your plane of existance is like a fine wine. Something to be savored. As for the reason the rest of the crew doesn't oppose me is I don't plan to destroy reality NOW. I want to give your reality another couple million years to "mature." By that point all the crew members and in truth, more or less everyone else alive today will be long dead so they don't really care. |
| − | Tony Tomay: Well that's sort of an improvement | + | Tony Tomay: Well that's sort of an improvement I suppose. |
Kanatash: Lisa said the same thing when she heard. | Kanatash: Lisa said the same thing when she heard. | ||
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Tony Tomay: I expect she did. Now what do you think of Kithle's supposed Illithid empire, I would think your plans would conflict. | Tony Tomay: I expect she did. Now what do you think of Kithle's supposed Illithid empire, I would think your plans would conflict. | ||
| − | Kanatash: Not as much as you'd think. I'm the shipboard representative of the massive collaboration of Daelkyr lords who rule in Xoriat. They actually want to see this empire created and I'm more than happy to help Kithle in his plans. | + | Kanatash: Not as much as you'd think. I'm the shipboard representative of the massive collaboration of Daelkyr lords who rule in Xoriat. They actually want to see this empire created and I'm more than happy to help Kithle in his plans. I passes the time really. Kithle understands that even if this empire thing works, all empires come to an end and I don't plan to destroy reality until well after that end comes. |
Tony Tomay: I suppose that makes sense. What about these experiments of yours we've heard inklings of? | Tony Tomay: I suppose that makes sense. What about these experiments of yours we've heard inklings of? | ||
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Kanatash: (poking his head out of the wall with a malevolent smile) Say, how would you like to join me here. I'm sure you'd find it educational. | Kanatash: (poking his head out of the wall with a malevolent smile) Say, how would you like to join me here. I'm sure you'd find it educational. | ||
| − | Cameraman: RUN | + | Cameraman: RUN DUDE! |
| − | Kanatash: Don't think I've forgotten about you | + | Kanatash: Don't think I've forgotten about you hippie boy! You're going to be first! |
There is a gurgling sound as the camera hits the floor and Tony Tomay can be seen fleeing in terror. Out of frame an unidentified voice calls out, "Not the lemony freshness! Anything but the lemony freshness!" as the picture slowly fades to black. The picture turns completely black and all that can be heard is Kanatash's insane laughter until that too fades out but before it does Kanatash speaks, "In parting, remember, I'm coming for you. You know who you are. It is inevitable. I will be in deepest shadows, the blackest night, the darkest ally. Waiting. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." | There is a gurgling sound as the camera hits the floor and Tony Tomay can be seen fleeing in terror. Out of frame an unidentified voice calls out, "Not the lemony freshness! Anything but the lemony freshness!" as the picture slowly fades to black. The picture turns completely black and all that can be heard is Kanatash's insane laughter until that too fades out but before it does Kanatash speaks, "In parting, remember, I'm coming for you. You know who you are. It is inevitable. I will be in deepest shadows, the blackest night, the darkest ally. Waiting. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." | ||
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Satnak - Idiots *Orb Hammer* | Satnak - Idiots *Orb Hammer* | ||
| − | + | Micheal - what the ??! | |
| − | Satnak - Custom power | + | Satnak - Custom power its sort of like a telekenetic blast but in a sphere around me, like a less lethal form of Ultrablast. By the way the dimension is ripping asunder get ready for work people. |
Andrea - When did Satnak start researching things, that was almost strategic. | Andrea - When did Satnak start researching things, that was almost strategic. | ||
| − | Ketler - Kithle said the arm would cause her to grow much faster and in many more areas than normal for adventurers. | + | Ketler - Kithle said the arm would cause her to grow much faster and in many more areas than normal for adventurers. Its only her lack of a mission outside of wailing on any deifics that pop up that makes her seem like hired muscle. |
| − | Micheal - Well | + | Micheal - Well lets grab our gear guys. |
Andrea - You want to work? | Andrea - You want to work? | ||
| − | Micheal - | + | Micheal - Kyhber no I'm just hoping that some one will give us a nother shot around the rulebook, like vs. the Quori. |
Dooj - I heard Kithle say they were still screaming over that. | Dooj - I heard Kithle say they were still screaming over that. | ||
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| − | Amidst the chaos, Norbaz successfully sneaks back on the ship, regaining his senses halfway through Marish's little shopping list, and selling everything back for half price. Angy, tired, and | + | Amidst the chaos, Norbaz successfully sneaks back on the ship, regaining his senses halfway through Marish's little shopping list, and selling everything back for half price. Angy, tired, and aggitated at being charmed, the cooky prepares for his next course of action. He'll have that letter back, he'll destroy it, and he'd have Marish's silence on the matter if its the last thing he did...he plotted from the shadows where he stealthily hid... |
| − | Suddenly, Norbaz thought of something - Wait a second | + | Suddenly, Norbaz thought of something - Wait a second she is Andrea's familiar, which means that if Marish read the letter than.....OH KHYBER! She already knows...she already knows...what do I do. What do I say. Soverigns I have no idea what to do... |
The half giant cooky leaves the shadows on deck and walks straight for the stairs to below deck, looking suddenly pale and weak in his stride. | The half giant cooky leaves the shadows on deck and walks straight for the stairs to below deck, looking suddenly pale and weak in his stride. | ||
| − | Norbaz: How... how could I have completely overlooked that... that's a first level mistake... I... I need to lie down. Oh | + | Norbaz: How...how could I have completely overlooked that...that's a first level mistake...I...I need to lie down. Oh Soverigns I need to lie down. |
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| − | Andrea: *sporting the worst sunburn of all time* Santak... I don't know how I'm getting revenge for what you did to Marish but... trust me. Daelkyr, Sovereign Host, Quori, King, or Rajah... I will. Oh yes, I will. | + | Andrea: *sporting the worst sunburn of all time* Santak.....I don't know how I'm getting revenge for what you did to Marish but....trust me. Daelkyr, Sovereign Host, Quori, King, or Rajah....I will. Oh yes, I will. |
*Marish in her fully body cast is lifted up by her tail as only blinking is seen from within* | *Marish in her fully body cast is lifted up by her tail as only blinking is seen from within* | ||
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| − | A blazingly exotic half-elf female walks through the shadowy corridors of the FF, wearing | + | A blazingly exotic half-elf female walks through the shadowy corridors of the FF, wearing infultration gear that couldn't possibly have been made in this universe. From the trail of bodies in her wake it appears she's pretty deadly. And she's good at killing people, too. |
A redshirt pops out from behind some crates and waves his hands around in a magic gesture. | A redshirt pops out from behind some crates and waves his hands around in a magic gesture. | ||
| − | + | Reshirt: Prepare to die, soul-sucker! | |
But his spell fizzles harmlessly against her body. Before he can blink, she has him by the throat. | But his spell fizzles harmlessly against her body. Before he can blink, she has him by the throat. | ||
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Half-elf: Part drow. Spell resistance. | Half-elf: Part drow. Spell resistance. | ||
| − | Then she sucks the magic out of him. And since magic is the basic | + | Then she sucks the magic out of him. And since magic is the basic stabalizing force for matter in this universe, he dies. |
| − | Norbaz walks past this scene, and responds | + | Norbaz walks past this scene, and responds half heartedly. |
Norbaz: The dead redshirt quota's already been reached this week. New crew members should go check in with the captain. | Norbaz: The dead redshirt quota's already been reached this week. New crew members should go check in with the captain. | ||
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Norbaz again sighs, and begins walking back to his cabin with his head held low. | Norbaz again sighs, and begins walking back to his cabin with his head held low. | ||
| − | Norbaz: Do... Do I go talk to her and apologize. How... what... oh. This... this just isn't happening. | + | Norbaz: Do...Do I go talk to her and apologize. How...what...oh. This...this just isn't happening. |
| − | The half elf part drow in infiltration gear just watches as the oddly dressed half | + | The half elf part drow in infiltration gear just watches as the oddly dressed half giant passes, rather confused at what just happened. |
Half-elf: Was that Norbaz? So he's a half-giant here. And psionic, I'm guessing. Pitty, I hate the taste of psionics. Too heavy an emphasis on the mind. | Half-elf: Was that Norbaz? So he's a half-giant here. And psionic, I'm guessing. Pitty, I hate the taste of psionics. Too heavy an emphasis on the mind. | ||
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Volrath strides down said shadowy corridor, and begins a monologue. | Volrath strides down said shadowy corridor, and begins a monologue. | ||
| − | Volrath : I believe that it has been stated before, only redshirts and Xoriat spawn are allowed here. | + | Volrath : I believe that it has been stated before, only redshirts and Xoriat spawn are allowed here. Further more... Wow :inlove: you're really hot. (in his head) What do I do now. This is always what happens before she either runs screaming or tries to kill me. |
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Volrath teleports away. | Volrath teleports away. | ||
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| − | Half-elf: D*mn, hot guy. Still, he's not the one I'm looking for. But if they can see me then the portals must be solidifying. Guess I'll have to hustle to that captain's office without visiting Kithle first. *sigh* Have patience | + | Half-elf: D*mn, hot guy. Still, he's not the one I'm looking for. But if they can see me then the portals must be solidifying. Guess I'll have to hustle to that captain's office without visiting Kithle first. *sigh* Have patience my love. Soon you will rule an empire greater than your wildest dreams. |
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Half-elf - Who are you? | Half-elf - Who are you? | ||
| − | Satnak - Don't mess with the cook! I haven't had Anything beside an everlunds recipe in almost a week! Don't touch the Half- | + | Satnak - Don't mess with the cook! I haven't had Anything beside an everlunds recipe in almost a week! Don't touch the Half-gian or i will smash you into a small red smear then scrape it up and boil it! |
Half-elf - Creative threat but you are no obsta.......aacck | Half-elf - Creative threat but you are no obsta.......aacck | ||
| − | Satnak | + | Satnak Has the Half-elf in a right handed neck grab. |
| − | Satnak - | + | Satnak - Geuss what *****, I am not right-handed. Also half-drow don't inherit their elf parent's spell resistance. |
Puff of logic | Puff of logic | ||
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Half-elf: *sigh* I guess I have no choice. | Half-elf: *sigh* I guess I have no choice. | ||
| − | Satnak and Terra both jump the half-elf, but as soon as they touch her they can feel something draining their magic, draining their very existance. As powerful as they are | + | Satnak and Terra both jump the half-elf, but as soon as they touch her they can feel something draining their magic, draining their very existance. As powerful as they are they can break away without suffering the full effects. Satnak remembers her other arm. She strikes out, but the half-elf ducks under and grabs Satnak's head. |
And kisses her. | And kisses her. | ||
| − | Of course, it's a succubus type 1 "Get ready to have the life sucked | + | Of course, it's a succubus type 1 "Get ready to have the life sucked outa ya". |
Terra tries in vain for a minute to hit the half-elf with anything, even a piece of wood. But anything that touches the b***h dissolves. After 60 seconds Satnak's deicide arm falls off, and the half-elf lets go. | Terra tries in vain for a minute to hit the half-elf with anything, even a piece of wood. But anything that touches the b***h dissolves. After 60 seconds Satnak's deicide arm falls off, and the half-elf lets go. | ||
| − | Half-elf: What?! You're still alive? There must be a powerful force protecting you. More powerful than a | + | Half-elf: What?! You're still alive? There must be a powerful force protecting you. More powerful than a god……How ironic. (She squats next to the gasping Satnak.) And I never intended to touch your little chilli cook, nor any of the more useful crew……except for my beloved Kithle. :inlove: |
Terra: You are one freaky lady. Do you know that? | Terra: You are one freaky lady. Do you know that? | ||
| − | Half-elf: Comes from my drow | + | Half-elf: Comes from my drow heratige. (Stands. Begins circling Terra.) Their goddess had a thing for tentacles. Something about "schoolgirls". |
| − | Terra: You can't have spell | + | Terra: You can't have spell resistance……so how come— |
Half-elf: (Smiles condescendingly.) Must be such a shame to be as lowly a creature as yourself. You're so stupid, you only think in terms of what you know. Well, I don't really have spell resistance— | Half-elf: (Smiles condescendingly.) Must be such a shame to be as lowly a creature as yourself. You're so stupid, you only think in terms of what you know. Well, I don't really have spell resistance— | ||
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The floor beneath Terra gives way, the support having been dissolved by Caralot. Fortunately Terra knows how to fly. | The floor beneath Terra gives way, the support having been dissolved by Caralot. Fortunately Terra knows how to fly. | ||
| − | Caralot: My, my, the little single-breed knows some tricks. Well, I can't waste time with you. I have a child to conceive with your captain. I seriously hope my anarchist double doesn't | + | Caralot: My, my, the little single-breed knows some tricks. Well, I can't waste time with you. I have a child to conceive with your captain. I seriously hope my anarchist double doesn't struggle……too much. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
Terra thinks quickly. She recalls Igor's lectures on being a proper villain. so far this female has lived up to most of the criteria, so Terra tries a sure trick to extract information from her. | Terra thinks quickly. She recalls Igor's lectures on being a proper villain. so far this female has lived up to most of the criteria, so Terra tries a sure trick to extract information from her. | ||
| − | Terra: Ack! | + | Terra: Ack! My…magic…faiding. |
She falls to the bottom of the hole. | She falls to the bottom of the hole. | ||
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Caralot walks off. | Caralot walks off. | ||
| − | Terra: *Oooookay, she's either not | + | Terra: *Oooookay, she's either not stupid……or she's serious about not bothing with the rest of the crew.* |
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| − | Satnak - | + | Satnak - Geuss what *****. |
Half-elf - how are you standing? | Half-elf - how are you standing? | ||
| − | Satnak - I'm stronger than the gods | + | Satnak - I'm stronger than the gods remember. |
| − | Satnak | + | Satnak despite being one armed unleashes a devastating series of attacks backed up by her soulmelds the half-elf is neatly pummeled. |
| − | Satnak - Now behave and let | + | Satnak - Now behave and let kithle sort this out. |
Half-elf - (now sporting a black eye aand several borken bones, as well as bruises and ruptured organs) huh? | Half-elf - (now sporting a black eye aand several borken bones, as well as bruises and ruptured organs) huh? | ||
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Kithle teleports in. | Kithle teleports in. | ||
| − | Kithle - Gotta watch | + | Kithle - Gotta watch satnak here she is definetly the best warriors i've ever seen. Even without here psionic power. Also little note the arms effects are permanent even detached it still leaves its power in her. Now you will tell me who you are, why you are here, and why you want to meet the captain. |
Satnak puts her arm back on. | Satnak puts her arm back on. | ||
| − | Satnak - Oh | + | Satnak - Oh by the way I'll take that back plz *zortch*, thank you. |
Half-elf - as if my head didn't hurt enough. | Half-elf - as if my head didn't hurt enough. | ||
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Jarlot: Okay, there's a dimensional tear. I wonder what that means. | Jarlot: Okay, there's a dimensional tear. I wonder what that means. | ||
| − | Kanatash: Unless | + | Kanatash: Unless its repaired then all of time and space will collapse. |
| − | Jarlot: And let me guess, | + | Jarlot: And let me guess, you're whole Age of Xoriat thing will happen. |
Kanatash: On the contrary, it HAS happened. It exists in the future that has yet to come about. | Kanatash: On the contrary, it HAS happened. It exists in the future that has yet to come about. | ||
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Kanatash: Such an action would only serve to reincarnate the immortal and eternal. | Kanatash: Such an action would only serve to reincarnate the immortal and eternal. | ||
| − | Jarlot: It would be fun | + | Jarlot: It would be fun though. |
| − | Kanatash: If there is anything that should be noted about you | + | Kanatash: If there is anything that should be noted about you Captain that you might be proud of its the fact that you're the only person whose ever actually returned from a state of utter and complete insanity. Such things normally are utterly immune to clerical magic or sorcery to remake the mind since it alters. It means you are either very stupid or very special. I lean towards the former. |
Jarlot: Oh, I don't think you'd like what you'd find in my mind about now. | Jarlot: Oh, I don't think you'd like what you'd find in my mind about now. | ||
| − | Kanatash: I'm sure it would be just a vacant mass of sexual | + | Kanatash: I'm sure it would be just a vacant mass of sexual moores and neurosis like the rest of your underdeveloped race. |
Jarlot: Remember when I had you interviewing the Dwarven Lady as revenge? | Jarlot: Remember when I had you interviewing the Dwarven Lady as revenge? | ||
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Jarlot: I sort of picked up a trick or two from the Dreaming Dark and put them to use against you. | Jarlot: I sort of picked up a trick or two from the Dreaming Dark and put them to use against you. | ||
| − | Kanatash: The very idea one of your | + | Kanatash: The very idea one of your plebian brain could possibly affect mine is about as likely as the World series being won by Boston. |
Jarlot: Well I'm sure you'll notice what I did sometime soon. | Jarlot: Well I'm sure you'll notice what I did sometime soon. | ||
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Marish: Hi. | Marish: Hi. | ||
| − | Kanatash: AND if you EVER touch me again you filthy *****BAG with your... female GERMS I'll reduce your brain to microatoms. | + | Kanatash: AND if you EVER touch me again you filthy *****BAG with your....female GERMS I'll reduce your brain to microatoms. |
*runs to the bathroom to scrub off* | *runs to the bathroom to scrub off* | ||
| − | Ketler: Wow... that's a particularly nasty sort of revenge. | + | Ketler: Wow....that's a particularly nasty sort of revenge. |
| − | Jarlot: There's nothing | + | Jarlot: There's nothing no elder intelligence cannot be undone by greater than by cooties. |
Ketler: You know he's going to destroy you for that. | Ketler: You know he's going to destroy you for that. | ||
| − | Jarlot: Whenever he tries to use his powers against one of the crew... you know... I like... it rebounds with Marish's Naughty Adventures Videos I through VIII, which has the | + | Jarlot: Whenever he tries to use his powers against one of the crew...you know...I like....it rebounds with Marish's Naughty Adventures Videos I through VIII, which has the Palov-Clockwork Orange reaction affect on him too. |
| − | Kanatash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY DARK MASTERS | + | Kanatash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY DARK MASTERS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!? |
Jarlot: Yeah he's going to be doing that for a while. | Jarlot: Yeah he's going to be doing that for a while. | ||
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*sound of Kalashatar head pounding against a urinal* | *sound of Kalashatar head pounding against a urinal* | ||
| − | Jarlot: Hmmm... now we have to deal with the Illithids from the Empire of the future coming out to menace us. | + | Jarlot: Hmmm...now we have to deal with the Illithids from the Empire of the future coming out to menace us. |
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| − | + | Micheal: So uh, Kanatash, Why'd you freak out like that about the cootie stuff? | |
Kanatash: (trembling slightly) I'd really rather not go into it. | Kanatash: (trembling slightly) I'd really rather not go into it. | ||
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???: (anoyingly high voive) YEAH, KANATASH! Oh wow, I've been like looking for you for like forever! | ???: (anoyingly high voive) YEAH, KANATASH! Oh wow, I've been like looking for you for like forever! | ||
| − | Kanatash: BY THE DERANGED LORDS AND ALL THAT IS MAD IN THIS WORLD | + | Kanatash: BY THE DERANGED LORDS AND ALL THAT IS MAD IN THIS WORLD NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Kanatash suddenly and violently snaps her neck with an uncontrolled blast of pisonic force. | Kanatash suddenly and violently snaps her neck with an uncontrolled blast of pisonic force. | ||
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Kanatash: OH ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****.. | Kanatash: OH ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****, oh ****.. | ||
| − | Kanatash dives through the deck but the cadence of his cursing can still be heard. This cadance soon begins to grow more obsecene, even shifting languages a few times, until it descends into a series of utterations from no known languages that | + | Kanatash dives through the deck but the cadence of his cursing can still be heard. This cadance soon begins to grow more obsecene, even shifting languages a few times, until it descends into a series of utterations from no known languages that none the less causes alien and impossible landscapes to flash in the listener's mind that are non the less obscene. |
Micheal: Ok, I'm impressed. | Micheal: Ok, I'm impressed. | ||
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Later in the lower decks Kanatash is floating in mid air, curled into the fetal position, when Kithle enters the room. | Later in the lower decks Kanatash is floating in mid air, curled into the fetal position, when Kithle enters the room. | ||
| − | Kithle: | + | Kithle: Ok, time to fess up, what the **** was the incident on the deck all about? |
Kanatash: (wimpering slightly) It's her, she's found me. | Kanatash: (wimpering slightly) It's her, she's found me. | ||
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Kithle: Wait a second there. I thought you said you spent 5000 years in Xoriat? | Kithle: Wait a second there. I thought you said you spent 5000 years in Xoriat? | ||
| − | Kanatash: Being a fellow spawn of Xoriat you should know this | + | Kanatash: Being a fellow spawn of Xoriat you should know this but since you've never been there I'll excuse it. Time doesn't work like mortals seem to think it does. On Xoriat it is variable to say the least. Two people could enter the realm of madness moments apart and even if the first spent a year there and the second spent a minute, the first could still leave first. With the time dilation at the time while I was on Xoriat 5000 years only a few days passed here. |
Kithle: Alright, now back to the girl, Crystal you called her? | Kithle: Alright, now back to the girl, Crystal you called her? | ||
| − | Kanatash: Yes, you see when I returned and she saw what had become of me she decided I had to be put down. Unfortunately for her she was a telepath so she tried to burn out my mind, and you know what happens when someone gets inside my mind. I was | + | Kanatash: Yes, you see when I returned and she saw what had become of me she decided I had to be put down. Unfortunately for her she was a telepath so she tried to burn out my mind, and you know what happens when someone gets inside my mind. I was freash form Xoriat so the mental feedback was enourmous. It reduced her mind to that of a teenage vallygirl. |
Kithle: WOW, she got it worse than Jonny did. | Kithle: WOW, she got it worse than Jonny did. | ||
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Kithle: So what's the problem now? You killed her up there on the deck right? | Kithle: So what's the problem now? You killed her up there on the deck right? | ||
| − | Kanatash: I only wish. An odd side effect of the mental feedback caused her to suddenly develop the skills of Thrallherd and each of her thralls looks exactly like her. Plus her mind has been so damaged that I | + | Kanatash: I only wish. An odd side effect of the mental feedback caused her to suddenly develop the skills of Thrallherd and each of her thralls looks exactly like her. Plus her mind has been so damaged that I can not read it to determin which one of them is the origional. It is like there are hundreds of copies of her and no matter how many I slay there are always more. I may have slain the one of the deck but now the rest of them know where I am and they will be coming. |
Kithle: You know, I think I'm starting to see why you have this issue with cooties... | Kithle: You know, I think I'm starting to see why you have this issue with cooties... | ||
| − | Kanatash: If you think | + | Kanatash: If you think its bad now wait until the rest of them show up. |
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| − | Kithle - Talk | + | Kithle - Talk Caralot or I will make finding what i want to know a ship wide production. Kanatash, Sa'vor, and all the others using their favorite tricks. I'd advise you spill. I was this close to a vacation. Death paper has a list of things to take care of on his tail. The old Dwarf lady is looking after feal-thas and his siblings for me. Terra has my network running while I'm gone, and Satnak is more than capable of destroying anything that needs stopping as I'm sure you've noticed. So spill before i lose my patience and do this the fun way. My brain sucking isn't magic. |
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Crystal: YEAH, HE'S LIKE KILLING US!! LIKE, OUR HERO! | Crystal: YEAH, HE'S LIKE KILLING US!! LIKE, OUR HERO! | ||
| − | Kanatash: (blasting away the remaining Crystals) Ugh, I really, really, REALLY need a vacation. And I need to kill something. Slowly, painfully, and | + | Kanatash: (blasting away the remaining Crystals) Ugh, I really, really, REALLY need a vacation. And I need to kill something. Slowly, painfully, and psycoticly. Yeah, that'll make me feel better. I need to get on that. |
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*several Crystal thralls meet quick, explosive deaths* | *several Crystal thralls meet quick, explosive deaths* | ||
| − | Terra: Well, excuse me for being born mortal. I only spent the last thousand years searching for a way to break my imprisonment. I practically run the Eberron underground. I have survived | + | Terra: Well, excuse me for being born mortal. I only spent the last thousand years searching for a way to break my imprisonment. I practically run the Eberron underground. I have survived Xor'iat, pre-hippie :coolcthul , he-who-must-not-be-named, Nyarlathotep, and Dal Quor, twice. I've done a hell of a lot more than most mortals and even a few demi-gods... |
Lisa: Which personality did what? And who's Nyarlathotep? | Lisa: Which personality did what? And who's Nyarlathotep? | ||
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*Not-Walter tears three more apart as they cheerfully try and pet him* | *Not-Walter tears three more apart as they cheerfully try and pet him* | ||
| − | Terra: We both did our part. I, as Not-Walter, worked for the Daelkyr for a while. That's how Kanatash knew me. It was | + | Terra: We both did our part. I, as Not-Walter, worked for the Daelkyr for a while. That's how Kanatash knew me. It was thier idea for me to train as a sorceror. They also sent me to meet Terra prime. |
Lisa: You worked for the Daelkyr?! | Lisa: You worked for the Daelkyr?! | ||
| − | Terra: About 300 years ago my time, more like 100 years in Eberron, I discovered a way into | + | Terra: About 300 years ago my time, more like 100 years in Eberron, I discovered a way into Xor'iat. I was desperate, and I figured the Daelkyr were my best bet to breaking the seal. |
*Volrath strangles another one, stuffs her down the throat of another, and then beats the third and fourth one to death with his new 'club'* | *Volrath strangles another one, stuffs her down the throat of another, and then beats the third and fourth one to death with his new 'club'* | ||
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Terra: Oh, I'm not really free of them yet. I agreed to watch over Volrath in exchange for my freedom, and they wanted to encourage my vendetta against the Quori. | Terra: Oh, I'm not really free of them yet. I agreed to watch over Volrath in exchange for my freedom, and they wanted to encourage my vendetta against the Quori. | ||
| − | Volrath: (tossing the now bloody mass over the side) Wow, I didn't know that. Is... that the only reason you're with me? :bigeyes: | + | Volrath: (tossing the now bloody mass over the side) Wow, I didn't know that. Is...that the only reason you're with me? :bigeyes: |
Terra: Not at all. Terra prime was genuinely fond of you, and Not-Walter began taking a liking to you as well. I'm here because I want to be. | Terra: Not at all. Terra prime was genuinely fond of you, and Not-Walter began taking a liking to you as well. I'm here because I want to be. | ||
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| − | *a pair of mindbold ninja look at | + | *a pair of mindbold ninja look at eachother from below decks* |
Mindbold1: Yeah, it's time to get this invasion under way... | Mindbold1: Yeah, it's time to get this invasion under way... | ||
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Jarlot: Yep. | Jarlot: Yep. | ||
| − | Ketler: They're... so... horrible! | + | Ketler: They're...so...horrible! |
Jarlot: And obedient! I'm saving on crew by the dozenfold! | Jarlot: And obedient! I'm saving on crew by the dozenfold! | ||
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Ketler: How can you stand them? | Ketler: How can you stand them? | ||
| − | Jarlot: I've gazed into the heart of Khyber... my pity for the psychotic evils of this crew is pretty damned small. | + | Jarlot: I've gazed into the heart of Khyber....my pity for the psychotic evils of this crew is pretty damned small. |
Ketler: You have to have an ulterior motive. | Ketler: You have to have an ulterior motive. | ||
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| − | Terra: Listen, Aerith, I don't like you so I don't really want you hanging around and if you don't min... is that a flamethrower on your back? | + | Terra: Listen, Aerith, I don't like you so I don't really want you hanging around and if you don't min....is that a flamethrower on your back? |
Aerith: Why yes, yes it is. | Aerith: Why yes, yes it is. | ||
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Crystal: HEYYYYYYYYYYYY! *bounce* | Crystal: HEYYYYYYYYYYYY! *bounce* | ||
| − | *Aerith hits the Crystal with the | + | *Aerith hits the Crystal with the flame thrower and kicks it off the ship's side* |
Terra: :blink: | Terra: :blink: | ||
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Aerith: Lousy little b*tches. | Aerith: Lousy little b*tches. | ||
| − | *fires | + | *fires flame thrower at another one that appears* |
Aerith: John? You got room for another one? I think I found a gorram nest. | Aerith: John? You got room for another one? I think I found a gorram nest. | ||
| − | John: *squeezes some nastily* Yes Mistress Ripley... err Aerith. | + | John: *squeezes some nastily* Yes Mistress Ripley...err Aerith. |
| − | Terra: :mymy: Ummm | + | Terra: :mymy: Ummm this is a new side to you. |
Aerith: Listen, I'm pretty much pure good but just because I'm pure Good doesn't mean even *I* don't have my limits to the amount of sacharine I can take. Jarlot may have the plan to have Ketler copy the mindthrall data of these little things so they can be used to take over the world and utterly expell all the Quori and Daelkyr's influence from the planet but that doesn't mean I have to be a part of it. These things give my kind a bad name. I mean cute is in MODERATION... | Aerith: Listen, I'm pretty much pure good but just because I'm pure Good doesn't mean even *I* don't have my limits to the amount of sacharine I can take. Jarlot may have the plan to have Ketler copy the mindthrall data of these little things so they can be used to take over the world and utterly expell all the Quori and Daelkyr's influence from the planet but that doesn't mean I have to be a part of it. These things give my kind a bad name. I mean cute is in MODERATION... | ||
| − | Terra: Wait, hold up... I thought Jarlot just got these things to annoy Kanatash. | + | Terra: Wait, hold up....I thought Jarlot just got these things to annoy Kanatash. |
Ketler: He just told me they were to get a date with you. | Ketler: He just told me they were to get a date with you. | ||
| − | Aerith: Hasn't it ever occured to you that the Captain is really... odd for the position of Captain of this boat? | + | Aerith: Hasn't it ever occured to you that the Captain is really...odd for the position of Captain of this boat? |
Terra: A few times. | Terra: A few times. | ||
| − | Aerith: To his conscious mind he's just trying to get a date with me... *kicks a Crystal into John's arms for a death hug* but to his unconscious mind he's still the Spawn Of Khyber and her Chosen One | + | Aerith: To his conscious mind he's just trying to get a date with me.... *kicks a Crystal into John's arms for a death hug* but to his unconscious mind he's still the Spawn Of Khyber and her Chosen One destined to bring about the end of everything. |
Terra: I thought he made that up. | Terra: I thought he made that up. | ||
| − | Aerith: Yes and Solar Devas routinely possess his girlfriends for a lark. No, my mission is to keep Jarlot from realizing his true potential and becoming a near | + | Aerith: Yes and Solar Devas routinely possess his girlfriends for a lark. No, my mission is to keep Jarlot from realizing his true potential and becoming a near omnipotent evil despot. |
| − | The | + | The Brianna part of me still loves both Jarlot and her brother and its why both of us have worked to make them lovably ineffectual doofuses rather than the potential ultimate evils both have to be. Except, this time the Dark Queen...The Dragon Below...T'iamat...and so on got one past us and Jarlot is about to realize his potential by turning everyone into a worshipper of him and thus Khyber. |
| − | Then... he'll spread onward. | + | Then...he'll spread onward. |
| − | Ketler: | + | Ketler: Damnit, I always knew dad would destroy the world. |
Aerith: He'll make this infection worse before he makes it better. | Aerith: He'll make this infection worse before he makes it better. | ||
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| − | Jarlot: Let's see, thanks to the modifications I made to your | + | Jarlot: Let's see, thanks to the modifications I made to your chemcial structure. You breed if I pour water on you. |
*pulls up Garden Hose* | *pulls up Garden Hose* | ||
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*sprays them all as they start popping out other crystals* | *sprays them all as they start popping out other crystals* | ||
| − | Tony Tomay: Isn't this just a Blatant Rip off of Gremlins | + | Tony Tomay: Isn't this just a Blatant Rip off of Gremlins Captain Jarlot? |
Jarlot: Girls, please eat her. | Jarlot: Girls, please eat her. | ||
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| − | Michael: You know who had sex... with a woman... last night? | + | Michael: You know who had sex...with a woman...last night? |
| − | Doog: I dunno... you? | + | Doog: I dunno...you? |
Michael: Oh yes. | Michael: Oh yes. | ||
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Stupid: God damnit, does anyone know where the robot toilet paper is? How can I clean my robot butt if you stupid fleshbags are still around and what's with all the damn rejects from Strawberry Shortcake walking around? | Stupid: God damnit, does anyone know where the robot toilet paper is? How can I clean my robot butt if you stupid fleshbags are still around and what's with all the damn rejects from Strawberry Shortcake walking around? | ||
| − | Michael: We've missed you | + | Michael: We've missed you Stupid. |
| − | Stupid: Yeah I've missed me too | + | Stupid: Yeah I've missed me too ya gawd damned meatbags. Where's the motoroil you call ale? It's almost as good as real motoroil? |
Crystals: HEY MISTER ROBOT MAN! | Crystals: HEY MISTER ROBOT MAN! | ||
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The deck is swarming with Crystals. Several of the crew are trying desperately to wade through and escape the shrill, happy little s**ts. | The deck is swarming with Crystals. Several of the crew are trying desperately to wade through and escape the shrill, happy little s**ts. | ||
| − | Terra: (from somewhere in the crowd) | + | Terra: (from somewhere in the crowd) OK, I have REALLY had enough of this! Time for a desperate measure... WHO WANTS CANDY?! |
Crystals: (in unison) LIKE, OMG!!! FREE CANDY!!!! | Crystals: (in unison) LIKE, OMG!!! FREE CANDY!!!! | ||
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Lisa: Have you gone daft?! You want them to get even more hyper off sugar?! | Lisa: Have you gone daft?! You want them to get even more hyper off sugar?! | ||
| − | Volrath: (smiling knowingly) Wait for it... oh, you may want to cover your face, or at least close your eyes. | + | Volrath: (smiling knowingly) Wait for it...oh, you may want to cover your face, or at least close your eyes. |
Lisa: Wha-*Kapow!* | Lisa: Wha-*Kapow!* | ||
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Terra: (wiping off some of the blood) Damn right! Little punks... | Terra: (wiping off some of the blood) Damn right! Little punks... | ||
| − | Aerith: (on the verge of tears) That... that was so horrifically evil... yet I feel so overwhelmed with | + | Aerith: (on the verge of tears) That...that was so horrifically evil...yet I feel so overwhelmed with happyness...I'm so confused... |
Lisa: I'm glad those ones are gone, but why in Eberron would you be carrying something like that? | Lisa: I'm glad those ones are gone, but why in Eberron would you be carrying something like that? | ||
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Satnak - I'm bored. | Satnak - I'm bored. | ||
| − | Kithle - I'm still waiting, I can't just read you like anyone else, so spill or | + | Kithle - I'm still waiting, I can't just read you like anyone else, so spill or its professor lobotomy's school of interrogation. |
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| − | ( In Sa' | + | ( In Sa'vors Citadel of Darkness; millions of Crystals swarm) |
| − | Sa'vor: Feal-Thas! how did they get in!! HOW !! THIS DIMENSION IS | + | Sa'vor: Feal-Thas! how did they get in!! HOW !! THIS DIMENSION IS IMPENITRABEL TO ALL WHOM DO NOT POSSESS A KEY!!! |
| − | Feal-Thas: ( over the giggling) I THINK | + | Feal-Thas: ( over the giggling) I THINK ITS A PLOT DEVICE!!! |
Sa'vor: WHAT? | Sa'vor: WHAT? | ||
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Feal-Thas: A PLOT DEVICE! | Feal-Thas: A PLOT DEVICE! | ||
| − | Sa'vor: REALLY? WELL THIS TIME THE | + | Sa'vor: REALLY? WELL THIS TIME THE CAPTAINS GONE TOO FAR!! RALLY THE TROOPS ! WE'LL CUT OUR WAY THROUGH THEM!! |
Feal-Thas: (Salutes) and begins to hack a path through them. | Feal-Thas: (Salutes) and begins to hack a path through them. | ||
| − | ( more | + | ( more giggiling) |
| − | Sa'vor: *to himself* this is the worst torture | + | Sa'vor: *to himself* this is the worst torture i've ever put up with. im going to make Jarlot pay. and when im finished making him pay.... the gods will sudder at the things i've. ( Now Yelling and waving his fist a the sky) |
| − | [SIZE=5]YOU | + | [SIZE=5]YOU HERE THAT JARLOT! WHEN IM FINSIHED WITH YOU THE VERY HEAVENS WILL WHEEP WITH TEARS OF PITY![/SIZE] |
| − | ( an hour later, Sa' | + | ( an hour later, Sa'vors Citadel dimensions door bursts open with an explosion, thousands of Crystals run from it. Sa'vor steps from it, fully armoured his black cloak swishing behind him. in his right hand a mind blade like a void sucks at reality, His raven lands on his shoulder. Sa'vors very form is wreathed in black flames, his colourless eyes possess the most soul chilling look ever imagined) |
| − | Void ( the raven): *CAW* Master, | + | Void ( the raven): *CAW* Master, i have returned. |
Sa'vor: So you have, what news do you bring? | Sa'vor: So you have, what news do you bring? | ||
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Void: *CAW* Vol has found the symbol, she now holds it in her grasp *CAW* but there is a rebellion soon. your minions shall lead it | Void: *CAW* Vol has found the symbol, she now holds it in her grasp *CAW* but there is a rebellion soon. your minions shall lead it | ||
| − | Sa'vor: Okay then, Void | + | Sa'vor: Okay then, Void cover my back and if anymore of those bloody things come within a hundred feet blast them. |
Void: *CAW* | Void: *CAW* | ||
| − | Sa'vor: | + | Sa'vor: i'll take that as a yes |
| − | Void: *CAW* ( explosion in the back ground, followed by more giggiling and calls of | + | Void: *CAW* ( explosion in the back ground, followed by more giggiling and calls of Wheres kantash? like does he know where kantash is?) |
| − | ( Sa'vor rips a door | + | ( Sa'vor rips a door of its hinges as he proceeds from his cell at the lowest decks of the ship, on the stairs stand more crystals whom didnt eat the sugar, Sa'vor smiles and hacks them all to death with his bare hands. blood clings to his very form as he tacks some spare time to feed) |
| − | Sa'vor: It feels so good to destroy again! | + | Sa'vor: It feels so good to destroy again! i havnt felt this good since the last war! ( Blasts another of the giggling monstrocityies apart) |
| − | Void: *CAW* there | + | Void: *CAW* there is many of them master *CAW* ( another explosion) |
Sa'vor: yes, which makes it even more fun. ( behind him the sounds of heavy mailed boots marching from the portal, Tara's voice calls orders as they split up to sweep the corridors. Sa'vor hacks his way through seas of the things, instead of using his expert weapon techniques Sa'vor just uses brutal sweeping arcs to cleave his way through them. sometimes unleashing waves of elemental energy or even letting the black flames that cover his body immolate any he does not kill himself) | Sa'vor: yes, which makes it even more fun. ( behind him the sounds of heavy mailed boots marching from the portal, Tara's voice calls orders as they split up to sweep the corridors. Sa'vor hacks his way through seas of the things, instead of using his expert weapon techniques Sa'vor just uses brutal sweeping arcs to cleave his way through them. sometimes unleashing waves of elemental energy or even letting the black flames that cover his body immolate any he does not kill himself) | ||
| − | Sa'vor: * | + | Sa'vor: *maniacle laughter* this is far better than any holiday. now all i have to do is find Jarlot |
| − | Void: *CAW* ( a stream of magic | + | Void: *CAW* ( a stream of magic anillates more of the crystal swarm behind his master) |
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| − | Several thousand Crystals flee from Sa'vor's rampaging, failing to notice a very pleased looking | + | Several thousand Crystals flee from Sa'vor's rampaging, failing to notice a very pleased looking Nalfien in a side corridor. |
| − | Nalfien: 3... 2... 1... | + | Nalfien: 3...2...1... |
[SIZE=6]*Explosion of Biblical Proportions*[/SIZE] | [SIZE=6]*Explosion of Biblical Proportions*[/SIZE] | ||
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Kithle: Igor's right. I wasn't sure I believed him, but this b**ch is spouting off everything. | Kithle: Igor's right. I wasn't sure I believed him, but this b**ch is spouting off everything. | ||
| − | Caralot: —who would then rule my star-spanning empire, wrested by my ancestors' hands from the hated drow. But I will give up that plan *kiss, kiss, kiss* if you will join me. You will have an empire greater than the one you dream of for this world. Together we will rule, and we shall crush all those who oppose us— | + | Caralot:—who would then rule my star-spanning empire, wrested by my ancestors' hands from the hated drow. But I will give up that plan *kiss, kiss, kiss* if you will join me. You will have an empire greater than the one you dream of for this world. Together we will rule, and we shall crush all those who oppose us— |
Satnak: Why can't I attack her? I mean, this is annoying. | Satnak: Why can't I attack her? I mean, this is annoying. | ||
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Kithle: If you want villains to reveal their secrets to you, you can't interrupt their monologues—Igor. | Kithle: If you want villains to reveal their secrets to you, you can't interrupt their monologues—Igor. | ||
| − | Caralot: —and we would finally be able to crush those loathsome purebreds of the weak dragon empire of— | + | Caralot:—and we would finally be able to crush those loathsome purebreds of the weak dragon empire of— |
Reman Weascal [remember, he's a lawyer]: Hold it! I have been retained by various powers that be to serve you with a cease and desist order. That name you are about to mention may be copyrighted, and thus not elegable for posting on these boards. | Reman Weascal [remember, he's a lawyer]: Hold it! I have been retained by various powers that be to serve you with a cease and desist order. That name you are about to mention may be copyrighted, and thus not elegable for posting on these boards. | ||
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Kithle: What's he talking about? What boards? | Kithle: What's he talking about? What boards? | ||
| − | Satnak: If you'll notice he's talking | + | Satnak: If you'll notice he's talking fun, I think he's being controlled by some higher, more omniscient power. |
| − | Caralot: Well aren't you ripping off a gag from The Order of the Stick, by Rich Burlew, http: //www. giantitp. com/, known for its ability to use wit in conjuction with D&D terms? | + | Caralot: Well aren't you ripping off a gag from The Order of the Stick, by Rich Burlew, http://www.giantitp.com/, known for its ability to use wit in conjuction with D&D terms? |
| − | Reman: Yes. I also have here (he unrolls a realllllllllllllllllllly long | + | Reman: Yes. I also have here (he unrolls a realllllllllllllllllllly long scoroll) [/b]an order from the gods of your universe deciding they don't like it very much and that you and everything in it are going to be destroyed so they can go work on some other project.[/b] |
| − | Caralot: :weep: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (kisses Kithle as deeply as possible, considering he has tentacles on his face) Be strong | + | Caralot: :weep: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (kisses Kithle as deeply as possible, considering he has tentacles on his face) Be strong my love. I shall find a way to…return……(she begins fading) from the realm………of…… ………non…………………………………………existance— |
Kithle: D*mn, and I thought she was going to be another villain that we could fight valiantly and notch up a free celestial pardon. | Kithle: D*mn, and I thought she was going to be another villain that we could fight valiantly and notch up a free celestial pardon. | ||
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Satnak: Spill quickly! We don't want to wait this time. | Satnak: Spill quickly! We don't want to wait this time. | ||
| − | Caralot (realy fast): I'm Jarlot's female counterpart from an alternate Eberron in which there is a fourth progenitor dragon, and Cyre was overrun first by a disease that made everyone fight a lot, then by something called "blood" magic that turned people into "monsters", which was ultimately stemmed by the arrival of the People of the Fourth | + | Caralot (realy fast): I'm Jarlot's female counterpart from an alternate Eberron in which there is a fourth progenitor dragon, and Cyre was overrun first by a disease that made everyone fight a lot, then by something called "blood" magic that turned people into "monsters", which was ultimately stemmed by the arrival of the People of the Fourth Dragon—who look like otters. Now Eberron is entering the Age of Blood, or more precisely the age where people figure out how to use genetic engineering to create strains of creatures never before seen on their world. I'm here as part of a House Vidalis—which I should mention on my Eberron is run by lycanthropes— sample-finding mission—hey, hey! Lay off the neck! |
Satnak: I say she's lying. | Satnak: I say she's lying. | ||
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Sa'vor: Commander Tal-tan, restrain her. | Sa'vor: Commander Tal-tan, restrain her. | ||
| − | Caralot struggles valiantly, but the half-dragon | + | Caralot struggles valiantly, but the half-dragon hold her back. |
Caralot: Have mercy! | Caralot: Have mercy! | ||
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Caralot: Yay! (she runs off to pick out a Crystal) | Caralot: Yay! (she runs off to pick out a Crystal) | ||
| − | Sa'vor: I hope | + | Sa'vor: I hope Kantash doesn't kill me for this. |
Crow: On the plus side, now you have a skilled manipulator of genetic material happy with you. | Crow: On the plus side, now you have a skilled manipulator of genetic material happy with you. | ||
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Sa'vor: Are you going to be popping up a lot? | Sa'vor: Are you going to be popping up a lot? | ||
| − | Crow: Actually, Silver and I will be doing a | + | Crow: Actually, Silver and I will be doing a comentary on the actions of the rest of the crew. |
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Kithle - I was hoping for a serious contender here. Is she in love with me, faking it, or in love with a different version of me? | Kithle - I was hoping for a serious contender here. Is she in love with me, faking it, or in love with a different version of me? | ||
| − | Satnak - I've got this new trick | + | Satnak - I've got this new trick i want to try see ya. |
Vaporizes or pulverizes every crystal she senses on her way out. | Vaporizes or pulverizes every crystal she senses on her way out. | ||
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Kithle sneaks out nervously. | Kithle sneaks out nervously. | ||
| − | Kithle - I think I'll go to | + | Kithle - I think I'll go to argonessen. Yes a few weeks imitating those guys ought to relax me. |
_________ | _________ | ||
| − | Satnak - Tifa | + | Satnak - Tifa I've been meaning to ask, since your human and the other girl was a nymph, doesn't that mean the kids should be 1/2 human and 1/2 fey, instead of full blood pixies. |
Tifa - Well... | Tifa - Well... | ||
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Crow: So her goddess has a thing for tentacles— | Crow: So her goddess has a thing for tentacles— | ||
| − | Silver: —and she had a thing for powerful males. Boom! Kithle. | + | Silver:—and she had a thing for powerful males. Boom! Kithle. |
Crow: But this Caralot is different. | Crow: But this Caralot is different. | ||
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Silver: Good thing we are ultimately connected to a mind which can understand almost anything. Otherwise we'd speculate about it. | Silver: Good thing we are ultimately connected to a mind which can understand almost anything. Otherwise we'd speculate about it. | ||
| − | Crow: And no one wants to hear the details of that. | + | Crow: And no one wants to hear the details of that. Uh……can we vanish in a puff of logic? |
Silver: What, us? We're completly illogical. | Silver: What, us? We're completly illogical. | ||
