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**A living crew member always out-ranks a mechanical crew member. | **A living crew member always out-ranks a mechanical crew member. | ||
− | *142 | + | *142 In a hostage demand situation, a hologrammatic personality is entirely expendable |
− | + | *147 Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on production of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit. | |
− | *147 | + | *169 In a emergency hologram situation, the holograms must be placed on a time share schedule. |
− | + | *195 In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive. | |
− | *169 | + | *312 Crew members in quarantine must be provided with minimum leisure facilities. (Rimmer takes this to mean: 'a chess set with 31 missing pieces, a knitting magazine with a pull-out special on crocheted hats, a puzzle magazine with all the crosswords completed and a video of the excellent cinematic treat, Wall-Papering, Painting, And Stippling — A DIY Guide.) |
− | + | *349 Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights. | |
− | *195 | + | *497 When a crewmember has run out of credits, food may not be supplied until the balance is restored. |
− | + | *592 In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a VCR. | |
− | *312 | + | *595 Any crew member who has been in direct contact with diseases must enter quarantine for a period of 3 months. See also Space Corps Directive 699 can be used to demand a re-screening after five days. |
− | + | *596 Crew files are for the eyes of the Captain only. | |
− | *349 | + | *597 One berth per registered crew member. |
− | + | *699 A quarantined crew member can request a re-screening after a period no less than 5 days. If no trace of disease is found they can leave Quarantine. | |
− | *497 | + | *723 Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon. |
− | + | *997 Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime. | |
− | *592 | + | *1694 During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crew member whose timesheet shows him/her clocking off 187 years before he/she clocked on. |
− | + | *1742 No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee. | |
− | *595 | + | *1743 No registered vessel should attempt to transverse an asteroid belt without deflectors. |
− | + | *5796 No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples. | |
− | *596 | + | *5797 A crew member is unable to enter the ship for the safety of the crew when in an area of chameleonic lifeforms, especially if that crew member might infact be a brain sucking psychotic temporal lobe slurper. |
− | + | *7214 To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts. | |
− | *597 | + | *7713 The log must be kept up to date at all times with current service records, complete mission data, and a comprehensive and accurate list of all crew birthdays so that senior officers may avoid bitter and embarrassing silences when meeting in the corridor with subordinates who have not received a card. |
− | + | *12532 Space Corps super chimps performing acts of indecency in zero-gravity will lose all banana privileges. | |
− | *699 | + | *34124 No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity. |
− | + | *43872 Suntans will be worn during off-duty hours only. | |
− | *723 | + | *68250 A rabbi shall sacrifice one or more chickens in an attempt to solve a crisis situation. |
− | + | *98247 No Officer should be left behind on an inhabited planet unless he is missing two or more limbs. | |
− | *997 | + | *112145 The primary overriding duty of the Space Corps is to contact other life forms, exchange information, and, wherever possible, bring them home. |
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**Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial. | **Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial. |