Difference between revisions of "Forgotten Freedom:Warnings about what it's like to be linked to Thyrs, the Dragon of Water."
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One: You will want to grow your hair long and get a tan. | One: You will want to grow your hair long and get a tan. | ||
− | Two: You may find yourself saying " | + | Two: You may find yourself saying "Gnarly" and "Righteous" when you like something. |
Third: Your vocabulary may diminish until you mostly use "like" and various exclamatory sounds to describe an event. | Third: Your vocabulary may diminish until you mostly use "like" and various exclamatory sounds to describe an event. | ||
− | Fourth: | + | Fourth: Any time you jump into waves you will hear a voice say "Wipeout!" followed by a piece of guitar music. |
Fifth and most Important: You will have a compulsion to call everyone "Dude". | Fifth and most Important: You will have a compulsion to call everyone "Dude". |
Latest revision as of 13:08, 26 August 2008
One: You will want to grow your hair long and get a tan.
Two: You may find yourself saying "Gnarly" and "Righteous" when you like something.
Third: Your vocabulary may diminish until you mostly use "like" and various exclamatory sounds to describe an event.
Fourth: Any time you jump into waves you will hear a voice say "Wipeout!" followed by a piece of guitar music.
Fifth and most Important: You will have a compulsion to call everyone "Dude".