Editing "Mongo's Coming To Town" (section)

==MONGO'S COMING TO TOWN AGAIN==
''Sung to the tune of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Johnny_Comes_Marching_Home When Johnny Comes Marching Home].''


MONGO es comin ta town agin, <br> 
Hoodah! Hoohah!
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Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party <br> 
Hoochah! Hoopah! <br> 
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Yer men will run and boys will pout <br> 
Da girly girlies will all come out<br> 
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
<br> <br>
Me smash Smith Tower like a toy <br> 
Doodah! Huzzah! <br> 
You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br> 
Meemah! Pootah! <br> 
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This stoopid town will cry today <br> 
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br> 
And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.
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Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br> 
Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br> 
Me eat maybe a policman or three,<br> 
Blah! Blaaaah! <br> 
<br> 
Go an get Mongo some coffee right now<br> 
Mongo can drink more than a cow<br> 
And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.<br> 
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We smash an pound for fun all day <br> 
Noonah! Noonah! <br> 
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br> 
Susay, Sushah! <br> 
<br>
An Mongo friends say he real smart,<br> 
When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,<br>  
And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.
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