Editing ADVENTURE: "Wilmartha's Ghost" or "Smoked-Meat Dreams" (section)

==Backstory==
Housing is scarce in college towns, and Narkham (where Muskratonic U. is
located) is no exception. The students attending Muskratonic U. pretty much
have the cheap real estate locked up in rentals, leases, and year-to-year
Unspeakable Oaths. So the only place where an orphan could afford to set up
a thulhu gym would logically be a spooky old smokehouse in Narkham's
decaying meat-packing district. No one in Narkham will say for sure if they
mean the district or the meat is decaying... but the smart money says both.

The orphan is question is Wally Gilman, who is (to put it kindly) a total
nerd. The only thing he likes more than thulhu training is (gasp)... math.
Yuck. So Wally has been "unofficially auditing" lots of graduate-level math
classes at Muskratonic University. By "unofficially auditing" Wally mean
"hiding in heat vents or large piles of discarded school newspapers during
the lectures." He has used the sanity-blasting power of higher education to
augment his thulhu summoning skills, specializing in Non-Euclidean thulhu
like his favorite, Beef Jerkin. Wally was given his Beef Jerkin by the
kindly dead old witch who once ran the smokehouse, 17th century cultist,
fishmonger, and do-it-yourself pamphleteer Wilmartha Stewart.