Editing Crack from the OoC (section)

==Forum Silliness==
As a note, these are filed by who started it.
===Aincumis===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8461807&postcount=1032 Movie Crew Ellipse]
===Avilister===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9679547&postcount=2313 Robert's reaction to Cassidy wanting to be Little Red Riding Hood]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8430257&postcount=985 "Supernaturally influential mob boss meets shapeshifting canine poker player] - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyFightCrime ''they fight crime!'']"
*[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8431699&postcount=987 Mpascal's pitch for Las Vegas by Night]
**Astra: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8431796&postcount=988 "Don't forget the virgin femme fatale!"]
***Dakkareth: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8432175&postcount=989 "Already brought down a different mob boss through her fatal influence! ;)"]
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9568031&postcount=2129 "Rob isn't able to come to the phone right now. Its currently melded into his flesh/in another dimension. Please try again later."]
===AstraKiseki===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9678451&postcount=2310 How to get more willpower, from Captain Obvious]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9644611&postcount=2240 The Cheese Stands Alone]<br>
Astra: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9653579&postcount=2268 "DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS!"]
*Meriss: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9653616&postcount=2269 "ESPICALLY NOT WITH ME IN THE LINE OF HEAD CHOPPING!"]
**Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9655341&postcount=2273 "And you wonder why I was holding off on any sort of Charm use. 7SE, away!!!"]
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9289727&postcount=1849  A humble suggestion on handling totemic Todd]

===Dakkareth===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9514544&postcount=2055 Dakk's description of John Palmer's method]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9460057&postcount=1989 "Oh. Well, now we have assurance in triplicate."]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9431822&postcount=1958 "It's not an Exalted battle unless..."]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8460594&postcount=1030 "*BEEP* "Oh, just in case you are done early - surprise, there's a zombie plague outside! But don't worry, we can deal with it. Probably. Success is relative after all ..."]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9667490&postcount=2294 "The only question is how much pain and suffering will be spread around in the process."]
*Meriss: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9667704&postcount=2295 *twitch, quiver* Is this enough pain for you my lords? *wheeze*]
**Astra: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9667726&postcount=2296 *compassion roll* Sure, why not?]
***Dakkareth: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9667942&postcount=2297 < First Age Solar>Your agony is so beautiful ... Keep doing that, would you kindly?< /First Age Solar> ]
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9428661&postcount=1954 Look for a building with its top floor blasted off, you'll find us at the bottom of a stairwell now open to the sky.]
*Meriss: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9429436&postcount=1955  ":eek:"]
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9377099&postcount=1918 "Heheheh, that's right, another point of resonance for you."]
*Astra: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9377551&postcount=1919 "Don't you just love doing that?"]
**Dakkareth: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9379681&postcount=1920 "I can't help but think that it will come to bite us in the ass later, but yes, I do."]
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9813204&postcount=2490 The question is, will one action be enough to horribly murder one more werewolf?]
*Avilister: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9813539&postcount=2491 But... but.... they're so far away...]
**Aincumis: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9814134&postcount=2493 You're a Full Moon. I don't wanna hear that shit from you.]

===Khayin===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8460558&postcount=1029 "I'm sorry, Gabriel Cordova is not available to take your call right now. He is currently incarcerated in a maximum-security Technocracy holding facility, while the Brujah Antediluvian is pulling a 'The Ring' on him. Please leave a message and he will call you back, assuming he doesn't get Embraced, brain-washed, turned into an Abyssal, or just outright killed. Beep!"]
===Li of Orchid===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8393696&postcount=874  Darius's reaction to being threatened with 'reversing the Essence polarity.']
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8484661&postcount=1044  Excuse for pulling out the sword.  Sure.]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8460558&postcount=1029 "I'm sorry, Darius Prescott is not available to take your call right now. He is currently occupied walking the road to hell. Please leave a message and he'll get back to you, if he isn't swallowed by the Demon Emperor and trapped in an eternity of agony and pain. Beep!"]
===Meriss===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9596312&postcount=2167 "My killing machine of a future wife."]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9343328&postcount=1896  "Hey, look what I found for a song, the Dark Chest of Wonders."]
*Astra: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9343825&postcount=1897 "Bad pun for the Lover's breasts?"]
===Mpascal02===
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8513266&postcount=1061 Reaction to Sui Mae's getting the media's attention]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8559549&postcount=1114 "And lo, if you do (worship Sol Invictus), He will grant you something like a heroin-pissing dinosaur. Seriously, do you have any idea what kind of an impact this has on profits? It's astonishing....right, sermon now, discussion of how the heroin-peeing dinosaur makes us millions later."]
<br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481367&postcount=2003 "the only thing John might have done/do before Brown's departure is sanctify his "I'm going to go suicide in Oblivion all alone" statement. Just to be safe."]
*Li: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481488&postcount=2004  "Wow. That's cold. Ice-cold. Cold like the depths of interstellar space, cold."]
**Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481617&postcount=2005 "I try. ~_^"]
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=12852223&postcount=556 "Obviously, (Ain) is a cruel God who tests us. Only a sacrifice will appease him now!  Quickly, let us offer up the fatted Dragon-Blooded upon our altar, that our ST might return, with posts!"]
*Meriss: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=12855674&postcount=557 "I seem to recall that the golden blood of a Solar contains far more tasty, tasty essence."]
**Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=12856159&postcount=558 "Yes, but we have to think of the future here -- Terrestrials pass down their Exaltation through bloodlines. They're a self-sustaining resource, people! Let's go green with the sacrifices, here!"]
[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=13563786&postcount=921 "Well, shit.  Evidently the Bitch Queen is a Castlevania fan."]
*Astra: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=13564322&postcount=929 "You say it like it's a bad thing. Can't you just see Cassidy and Liz shouting 'Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!'"]
**Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=13564521&postcount=930 "More worrying is the fact that I can just as easily see John going 'What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!' *flings wine glass* 'But enough talk! Have at you!' ... Of course, instead of teleporting and launching fireballs, he....uses Leaping Dodge Method and Essence Bullet Attack....you know, perhaps I should just stop this comparison now."]