Editing Crack from the OoC (section)

==Chat Crack==
===Khayin finding out that Hate is Samuel Haight===
(9:51:26 PM) Khayin: I was hoping I'd never have to see him again.  Ten years later, he is back to haunt me!  I can hear his battle cry now...<br>
(9:51:35 PM) Khayin: "THE NINETIES HAVE RETURNED!!!"<br>

===AstraKiseki and Dakkareth talking about theme parks===
AstraKiseki: I can see Cassidy wanting to get something princess-y.

AstraKiseki: ... And then proceed to use it as a weapon.

Dakkareth: As long as she doesn't make Rob play the Beast :p

AstraKiseki: Of course she wouldn't.

AstraKiseki: That would be silly.

Dakkareth: I'm amused by the idea that it would be *possible*

AstraKiseki: Cassidy would go for... Snow White, actually. XD

Dakkareth: Don't let Troile poison you!

Dakkareth: Or the Lover for that matter.

AstraKiseki: She is Snow White with Resistance Charms.

Dakkareth: This is Exalted. Snow White has resistance charms and Red Riding Hood has Summoning the Loyal Steel and a Grand Daiklave.

AstraKiseki: Yeah, pretty much.

===About an alternate universe where the PCs Exalted as Lunars===
Dakkareth: Gabriel - No Moon ... what totem, though?

AstraKiseki: Gabe would have been a bear, according to Khayin.

Dakkareth: That would have been my next guess. Interesting AU.

Dakkareth: Mmmh, how about a Exalt-Type switch for all the A&O cast?

AstraKiseki: I have fun with AUs.

AstraKiseki: I had been working on one involving it.

Dakkareth: We have Gabe as Bear No Moon, Rob most likely as Dawn ...

Dakkareth: Maybe coyote for Liz, what with the trickery and mocking.

AstraKiseki: Heh.

AstraKiseki: Yeah, I can see her as a coyote.

AstraKiseki: Cassidy as a Cat Waxing would be more bookish.

AstraKiseki: She'd be very charismatic, an activist, but...

Dakkareth: Maybe a little pissed at getting the 'ugly' animal ... and also because it fits :p

Dakkareth: Darius as Full Moon, probably also Wolf.

Dakkareth: That means Palmer gets Snake.

Dakkareth: heheheh, that fits as well

AstraKiseki: Yep.

Dakkareth: Liz as Coyote would probably be a little less physical and more sneaky.

AstraKiseki: Heh.  Casey Marlin, 21-year-old activist with cat-eyes.

Dakkareth: it poses the question, since the Tell is disguised by mental influence, would it show up on photographs?

AstraKiseki: I think it would, but it would be hard to realize it.

Dakkareth: Elizabeth, Coyote totem Waning Moon. Not sure yet what else would change

AstraKiseki: ... Not much. :P

AstraKiseki: Cassidy would probably favor intelligence.

Dakkareth: DBs are more difficult. I was thinking about Johnny and Sui Mae ... maybe make them Sids in the AU? Sui Mae as Chosen of Battles, Johnny ... Journeys or Secrets probably.

AstraKiseki: Johnny is a Journeys. :P

===Dangerously Hot===
Dakkareth: Or maybe should I ask, is there the opportunity for a hilarious scene where everybody tries not to say anything about the food as to not offend her in there? :p

AstraKiseki: No, it'll go like this:

AstraKiseki: "Can I have some?"  "I made it."  "So?"  "... How do you think I am so damn resistant to /poison?/"

===Meriss and Astra after working on the cards===
Meriss: you did all the work

Astra: No, you did help.

Astra: After all, you took notes and helped me decide.  :)

Meriss: well you did MORE work

Astra: (Shut up and take the XP, bitch)

===Yes, it does sound wrong out of context===
Mpascal: But the previous posts got stunts for her being at the top of Jian's tornado (which sounds horrifically wrong out of context.... ~_^)<br>
(...)<br>
Mpascal:  There's far worse ways I could've put that.  "Sui Mae is riding the air dragon's tornado out of sight."  Yeah, and we wonder why people claim that sexual deviancy is a path to Real Ultimate Power in Exalted.<br>
Astrakiseki: YOU are SO fucking LUCKY I wasn't drinking anything.
===I hope you are taking notes, Ain===
Astra: ... I had a scary mental.<br>
Astra: Cassidy doing a duet with Troile.<br>
Meriss: :-O What is wrong with yer mind girl!<br>
Meriss: THe Brujah club rave with troile in a birdhat was bad enough<br>
Astra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G7OEvpEuIs <br>
Astra: Exactly.<br>
Astra: Them singing that.<br>
Astra: Well, Cassidy as backup.<br>
Meriss: This. This is way worse. I may not sleep tonight<br>
Astra: Here's something worse:<br>
Astra: Arikel, head of the Toreador clan, with Cassidy in her hands.<br>
Meriss: :-O<br>
Meriss: Wrong, wrong, wrong<br>
Astra: Indeed.<br>
Meriss: and now I won't e able to sleep<br>
Astra: And SHE has Auspex.<br>
Meriss: NOT HELPING!<br>
Astra: ^_~<br>

===Something Bloody===
''In an IRC chat, where people don't know the context.''<br>
[10:14]	<Astra>	Hm. What do you guys think would happen if a Kuei-jin drank Solar blood?<br>
[10:14]	<JaitoWerkz>	Astra: Critical crossover mass. Game explodes.<br>
[10:15]	<Astra>	Already happened.<br>
===On Gabriel and um-===
Astra: Also, I don't know why, but the arm pit hair?
<br>Astra: Made me lol.
<br>Khayin: I also didn't realize that you can't embed images into posts, so I had to go to my personal site and shove the image into there.
<br>Khayin: Dude, he ''has'' to have armpit hair!
<br>Astra: I know.
<br>Astra: But it stil.  made.  me.  laugh.
<br>Khayin: It's not as easy to see because of the shitty scan, but he also has a bunch of hair on his forearms, his chest, and he's got a rockin' happy trail goin' on.
<br>Khayin: He's a hairy Latin mofo! :-D
<br>Astra: BRAIN BLEACH.  XD

===Gabe's a Boy Scout===
(7:00:44 PM) Astra: ... My got, this is sappy and adorable
<br>...
<br>(7:02:57 PM) Astra: But pretty much, Cassidy is pretty much being nice to Nick... and it's something that he hasn't had for a long time, it seems.  And having someone sitting next to him and just singing Lean On Me to him apparently... well, he burst into tears.
<br>(7:03:46 PM) Khayin: Heh.  Well, as long as he stays nice and normal.
<br>(7:03:56 PM) Astra: Yeah.
<br>(7:04:09 PM) Astra: But pretty much, Cassidy is being a friend.
<br>(7:04:11 PM) Khayin: The second he goes into god mode, I'm buying Dragon Coil Technique.

===PAGING DR. FREUD===
(This discussion was in an Exalted irc channel that has a lot of 4channers on it.  Surprisingly, it's clean.  Mostly.
<br><Astra>    God damn Cassidy.
<br>LawnPygmy    headtilts.
<br><Astra>    It's the modern Zenith PC.
<br><Astra>    The original concept was a wholesome singer who looked the part of a femme fatale and used it as a persona on stage.
<br><ResplendentDestiny>    Girl-next-door porn. Go on.
<br><Mitchell_Henderson>    delicious
<br><Astra>    And after about a year and a half of playing her, it slowly dawned on me that she pretty much is squeaky clean... but has a weird sense of modesty at this point.
<br><Astra>    Aka, she'll walk out of a shower with just a towel on to ask for a coat or something so she doesn't end up violating said sense of modesty by being naked while fighting (as that she uses Dreaming Pearl in combat).
<br><Astra>    And she seems to /enjoy/ doing fanservice, as long as it's just looking, no touching. It's weird when I had intended not to think about this stuff AT ALL for this character.
<br><Mitchell_Henderson>    i think you subconsciously want to be objectified
<br><Mitchell_Henderson>    you need a girlfriend/boyfriend/a dog or something
<br><Mitchell_Henderson>    maybe a turtle
<br><Astra>    Yeah, I do need to get laid. :P I'll freely admit that.
<br><Jeanstealer>    THE MICROPHONE, EET IS LIKE A PENIS, JA?
<br><Jeanstealer>    SHE IS DA SINGER, WHO SINGS INTO THE PHALLIC OBJECT, BUT NEVER TOUCHES IT YES
<br><Mitchell_Henderson>    obvious penis envy
<br><Jeanstealer>    QUITE
<br><Astra>    ... Oh my god, stop making me die laughing. xD
<br><Astra>    Crowning moment of lulz was talking to a friend and then going "... Oh dear god, Cassidy's a closet domaintrix."
<br><Jeanstealer>    you like to imagine this, ja?
<br><Astra>    Nein. I just find it fucking funny. xD
<br><Jeanstealer>    ze microphone (which is a penis) vich she singz into vhile she dominates the crowd yes
=== Blood sucker ===
Astra: ... Damn brain.
<br>Astra: The mental of Gabe freezing a vampire and having bloodiscles.
<br>Khayin: Heh heh heh
<br>Astra: It's stupid and on crack.  x3
<br>Khayin: Gabriel Cordova -- intellectual, inventive genius, medical miracle-worker, and selfless defender of humanity.
<br>Khayin: Also addicted to corpse blood
<br>Astra: Everyone has their flaws.