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=Locations= ==Location Traits== '''Services:''' These are suggestions as to things the Scum can do at this location. '''Opening Hours:''' The Services are only available during opening hours. Outside of these times, Scum can still visit these locations but are presumed to be hanging around outside rather than being in the building. '''NPCs:''' The significant NPCs listed hang around these locations. Note that the GM can describe other NPCs present. '''Other traits:''' * '''Clue''' - This location can be searched once for a Clue. Once that clue is found, it loses its clue status. * '''Bus Stop''' - This location has a bus stop at it. This is relevant only for escaping the area. * '''Car Park''' - This area has parked cars in it. * '''Public''' - If any Scum or NPC is hospitalised at this location, then the police are called in. That location becomes out of bounds for the rest of the night. <br><br> ==The Hall== *'''Services:''' Safe House (see below) *'''Opening Hours:''' Always open. *'''Other traits:''' None. The "Hall" is a forty-storey concrete tower block built in the 1970s... a true blot on the landscape that stinks of urine and vomit, and is decorated with the illegible graffiti of thirty plus years of Scum scrawlings. It is also where all the ''Scum'' live - each of them will have a mum (and more rarely a dad) that has a flat, and they can go into the flat and lock the door behind them to keep the world outside. While at this location, any Scum can choose to avoid all interaction with other Scum. ==The Study== *'''Services:''' None. *'''Opening Hours:''' Always open. *'''Other traits:''' Clue. Darryl had his own place - a dilapidated squat where he'd manage his deals from and cook up when he felt like it. Because Darryl liked to spend his sundays here reading literature (mostly the Sun, the Daily Mirror and various porn mags) he called this his "Study". ==The Library== *'''Services:''' A shop, where cigarettes, rislas, porn, DVDs, make up, maps, PS2 games, alcohol and just about any other tat or crap you might want can be bought. *'''Opening Hours:''' Always open. *'''Other traits:''' Public. *'''NPCs:''' "Colonel Mustard" Mr. Patel's corner shop is open twenty-four hours a day, and he'll sell anything to anyone. Though he feels that the Scum are "bad children" he'll never turn away anyone with money in their pocket. Though the corner shop is called "Patel's Paradise", there's a handwritten sign above the magazine rack that says ''"This is Not a Bloody Library!"'' (to discourage the "stand-and-browse" phenomenon), so the Scum have started calling the place ''"The Library"''. Note that "Colonel Mustard" is not Mr. Patel himself (who has very little to say to Scum except "50 pence please") but rather an old perv in a mustard-coloured trenchcoat, who is always lurking near the magazines section, flicking through the porn. ==The Lounge== *'''Services:''' None! *'''Opening Hours:''' Always open, thanks to the broken gate. *'''Other traits:''' Clue. *'''NPCs:''' Mrs. White, only from 12am - 4am. The local graveyard is a popular hang out for weed smokers, thanks to the combination of handy stone seating and relative isolation. Mrs. White is an old tramp lady who comes there every night to mutter to herself and defecate on the graves of people with foreign names, and who rumours say is actual Darryl's aunty. ==The Conservatory== *'''Services:''' None. *'''Opening Hours:''' Always open. *'''Other traits:''' Public until 9pm. *'''NPCs:''' Professor Plum, only from 12am-3am. The local park is poorly maintained, with muddy patchy grass, uprooted flower beds, shopping trolleys in the river and a vandalised playground. Despite this, it is still used by the locals through the day, and is locked up only at 9pm. After lock-up its still possible to get in through gaps in the fences and hedges, of course. After hours visitors tend to hang around the one building in the park - a matching pair of gents and ladies public toilets that the locals affectionately refer to as the "conservatory". It's not the local scum who tend to visit this place, but rather anonymous local men looking for a bit of cottaging. Professor Plum is a local primary school teacher, and between 12am and 3am each night he'll come to the Conservatory with the hope of exchanging fluids with the local crowd. He's usually disappointed, but because word in certain communities has spread that he's there every night, he sometimes gets visitors. ==The Billiard Room== *'''Services:''' A bar which sells alcohol. Pool and snooker tables. Drug dealer. *'''Opening Hours:''' 7pm - 2am. *'''Other traits:''' Public, Bus Stop, *'''NPCs:''' Reverend Green. There are a couple of billiards tables, but they've been shoved into the corner of this run down club, and the place is normally full of chavs playing on the pool and snooker tables. Though ostensibly "members only", the aging proprieter will let anyone in as long as they don't make a fuss. A notable fellow who frequents the Billiard Room is the self proclaimed "priest of weed" Reverend Green. A schizophrenic who believes that god is talking to him, he can generally be found in the corner dealing weed. The owners of the club do nothing about this, as last time they tried to kick him out he kicked off... ==The Ballroom== *'''Services:''' Nightclub, alcohol, drug dealers, sex. *'''Opening Hours:''' 10pm to 6am. *'''Other traits:''' Public, Bus Stop, Car park. *'''NPC:''' Miss Scarlett, only from 1am onwards. Famous for its cheesy music, free entry, cheap booze and numerous drug dealers, the Ballroom is pretty much a perfect nightclub for the Scum generation. If they can't pull here, then there's other options too. Miss Scarlett works the streets just outside, and she'll do you a quickie, a hand job or a suck for discount prices. She's not even bad-looking, albeit in a "used" kind of way. ==The Kitchen== *'''Services:''' Kebabs and burgers aplenty. Chips. Weapons. *'''Opening Hours:''' 6pm to 6am. *'''Other traits:''' Clue, Car Park, Just off a roundabout on the edge of the estate is a burger and kebab van run by a pair of Turkish immigrants. They sell food, but also sell the local scum imported knives, knuckledusters and other weaponry. While in the open, this can't really be considered a "public" location, as the owners of the van are keen to keep the police away, and will happily "dispose" of any bodies. Hint: Don't order the chicken kebab. ==The Dining Room== *'''Services:''' Sells "food". No alcohol. *'''Opening Hours:''' 8am - 1am. *'''Other traits:''' Public. *'''NPCs:''' Mrs. Peacock Flirting with copyright infringement, the Macdoneld's Dining Room sells "Jolly Meals" and "Large Macs with Fries", but with the levels of hygeine that you'd associate with the area. Its a favourite hang out for Scum, as nobody cares if you sit there till closing time. Mrs. Peacock, a rotund Jamaican lady in her 50s, works as a cleaner here and has a soft spot for the "sweet little boys and girls" apparently oblivious to what the Scum are really like. There's a rumour that she used to give oral to Darryl in exchange for scag. <br><br><br>
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