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===the London Trumpet===
: makes for a better name. The bugle just seems so low brow for a proper British newspaper. For a bit of fun though I'd make JJ Scotish. So he's now loud, obnoxious, and you can break out a terrible Scottish accent whenever you have him speak.  I'd just keep the name simple as J. Jones Jameson. For a really odd twist you could make him a wealthy transplanted Dane so you can include wide ranging East Indian Trading company stuff. It also you means you can have him yell at the players when they mispronounce his name.  James John Jameson: Ack! That damn Spyderma'an! Every day I turn to see him travellin from wall to wall across London doing God knows what with the citizenry! He could be laying eggs in the women for all we know. People think we need some filthy insect-man to protect us? Not in mah paper!  That was basically my thought. I'd do my level best to imitate Sean Connery's accent and be as bombastic as possible. The more ridiculous it sounds coming out of you the better the effect. JJ is nearly comic relief, so its only appropriate that he make wildly inaccurate claims, and use dubious science (as a well educated gentleman of course) to back up all of his claims. The best part is the more dubious the science, the more likely the citizenry are to believe it, what with all the crazy inventions that they had during the late Victorian period.