Editing Alton hotair (section)

=== Day one, ===

Waking up I vaguely remember being in the army and running a bar, the Slap-O-Lumber sounds familiar. Why do we own a bar? It was probably Wong’s idea, the stupid drunk. This is just one of these days you better not question. I’m always long glad that they didn’t slip my throat during those heavy drinking nights.  

The room looks familiar, looking around I see some of my furniture. I can’t image carrying those around (just thinking about it makes me tired) so I must life here now.  

Coming downstairs I fond Wong and Billy already awake. After a few beers a messenger came in, Colonel Cutter who apparently has been our supervisor for a while now has a new mission for us. The bar they tell us is property of the army and if we don’t do the missions we will lose it again. To make things worsh it also turns out that we didn’t just join the army but have even gone so far as to become members of a top secret black ups team. That’s the last time I’m holding a drinking contest with Wong.  

 

The mission seams simple enough. We have to get into some unknown cave filled with giant monsters and look for signs of some lost squat of army men. A warforged, a human and a goliath. I don’t know why there bothered with what has happened to them, anyone who can’t stand there own shouldn’t be there in the first place.    

At least the army will send some replacements to look after the bar while were gone. i douth this mission is any more work then running this bar, time for a vacation.  

 
Near the cave is a small village, we are to get information about the events that have occurred here. the plan was that we would be teleported to the village and that one of the villagers would bring us to the cave. as it turned out however we where teleported even more then a hundered feet from the village and we had to walk all the way there by our selfs. 
Entering the village the people seem to be more then willing to help us, we even gotten free drinks. Everyone? Well not everyone was helpful, but after a small bar fight (i didn't even got to join) they where unconscious outside. Billy wanting to increase there insult of being beaten put one body on top of the other in some undignified way.   
the creatures from the cave are described as a mix of a frog and a large bear. Oh well you know what they say, love is blind. 
the three army men had arrived just after the first attack and had taken the sheriff with them to the hole. the sheriff was found near the entrance of the cave heavily burned and the army men where nowhere to be seen. 
Seeing as Billy and Wong havent got a clue about injuries I had go and heal the sheriff so that we might get some better info. It is long way to the sherifs house but I dont like the idea of wandering around the woods for days any better.
It took me a few tryes to find the right house, maybe i should have listened to the bar lady who told me exactly which house it was. 
After some tiredsome healing work of the weak human he wasn't even able to tell us anything good. But he was prepared to show us where the cave was if i healed him fully, as if the last 4 seconds wherent eunogh. A full 4 seconds later i was finaly done.
Time to go back to the pub and get some more beer and a good night sleep. I think I more then earned that at least for my hard 8 seconds of work.