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===Lolth's Extraordinary Chicken, by [[User:Lolth|Lolth]]===

Originally posted to women's RPG forum maintained by yours truly.

1 chicken/chick

<strong>Stuffing:</strong><br>
100+ grams of smoked/smoke-aroma greasy bacon, chopped<br>
1 smallish leek, chopped fine<br>
150 grams of shiitake mushrooms, chopped<br>
a drop of cooking oil/butter<br>
couple of slices of wheat bread or whole-grain bread, fresh, crumbled<br>
3/4th of Granny Smith apple<br>
some dried sage and oregano<br>
a slosh of red balsamic vinegar<br>

Start frying the bacon in oil/butter, add mushrooms and leek when bacon starts to fry for real. Add apple and rest of the stuff except balsamic vinegar, and when everything's suitably mushy, drip in the balsamic vinegar and mix, leave to cool.

<strong>Scrubba-dub-lube (to taste):</strong><br>
couple of large spoonfuls of butter/ghee<br>
canola/sunflower/whatever cooking oil<br>
garlic powder<br>
red bell pepper powder<br>
onion powder<br>
tumeric powder<br>
ground black pepper<br>
salt<br>
curry<br>
a teaspoonful or two of runny honey<br>
apricot brandy<br>

Mix everything in a small kettle, and leave beside warm stove (after doing the stuffing, that is); mix well, and scrub on chicken, who surely will appreciate it.

Put into oven (150-180 C), and roll it over now and then and scrub more scrubba-dub-lube on the chicken.

After about an hour or so, take the chicken out, turn heat up to 225, turn the breast side up, rub with scrubba-dub-lube, add breadcrumbs, and slather with butter. Put the chicken back until interesting colors show up on breadcrumbs (if it is smoking black, you kept it there too long).

http://www.ilmatar.net/~skiriki/Snark/ExtraordinaryChicken3.jpg