Editing Scum: Clued Up (section)

==The Library==

*'''Services:''' A shop, where cigarettes, rislas, porn, DVDs, make up, maps, PS2 games, alcohol and just about any other tat or crap you might want can be bought.
*'''Opening Hours:''' Always open.
*'''Other traits:''' Public.
*'''NPCs:''' "Colonel Mustard"

Mr. Patel's corner shop is open twenty-four hours a day, and he'll sell anything to anyone. Though he feels that the Scum are "bad children" he'll never turn away anyone with money in their pocket.

Though the corner shop is called "Patel's Paradise", there's a handwritten sign above the magazine rack that says ''"This is Not a Bloody Library!"'' (to discourage the "stand-and-browse" phenomenon), so the Scum have started calling the place ''"The Library"''.

Note that "Colonel Mustard" is not Mr. Patel himself (who has very little to say to Scum except "50 pence please") but rather an old perv in a mustard-coloured trenchcoat, who is always lurking near the magazines section, flicking through the porn.