Editing Slick billy (section)

=== Day one, ===


My luck is chancing, while I was drinking away my last few coins I heard great news. Some big-shot captain is looking for a new crew and is willing to pay well. Unless I’m much mistaken this opportunity will draw more competition then I would like. I am not planning to stand in line with those weirdo’s, a perfect being like myself, I should be first.
When I entered the bar is saw my chance. A goliath, those dumb animals never go long without a fight, will probably provide the perfect distraction to sneak past the guard unseen. 
I didn’t have to wait long, only minutes after I entered the goliath had his first fight. It wasn’t how I expected it to be though. This animal seems to abele to handle his weapon with more than just a one-way motion. Maybe it’s worth it to keep this beast close, he could be useful.
This was my chance, but luck didn’t work in my favor, that stupid guard stood too close to the door, he would feel it if it opened.  
What did my eyes see there? 20 fingers ripe for the picking. Maybe I can train my crafting and make a useful pet in one go. A necklace made from the fingers of his enemies seems to interest the great brute. Knowing travel by ship, I will have plenty of time to work on them on board. 
Just when I finished collecting the last of the fingers there was a disturbance at the front of the line. That crazy goliath teamed up with one of those savage druids and they are claiming to be first in line. Time for me to be unseen so that when they break down the door I can sneak in. 
The door opens and the next person is called in. it was a rather weak looking human, he’s carrying a bow and some clean clothes so he’s most likely some kind of city archer.
The guard looked like he was going to stop the goliath from entering after the archer but considering that there were already several dead sailors lying on the floor he probably didn’t think it was worth it.
The druid now in the form of a brown bear followed them in. While the guard scratched his head about the whole scenario I was able to sneak in with ease. 

Inside there where 3 people waiting for us. A captain and two others. They looked way to clean to have done a honest day of work in their life. But then again, most of us look way to dirty to have done a honest day of work, which usually is correct. It could be that I just didn’t see it right, but it looked like the captain could spotme even while I thought to be invisible.
We where naturally hired right away, I think it’s mostly because my perfect self made the average skill of the group look good.