Editing Diners of Amber (section)

==='''Aglevar's Kitchen'''===

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Fourth is Aglevar's Kitchen. Mama Aglevar is a wonder. She must be who all, good cooking, mothers are shadows of. She is the mother hen of a brood of small ones that either never grow up or breed very true copies of each other because the same kids always seem underfoot when visitors arrive. The cat Buttons is as friendly as can be.

Mama Aglevar will cook anything you ask, any time of the day or night, as long as you are willing to clean some dishes, look after the kids, or do any one of a thousand kitchen chores that always need doing. She will critique your wardrobe, hairstyle, or your choice in significant or insignificant others. She can put a wicked edge on a knife but won't touch anything larger than a carving knife or a woodsman's ax. Don't even ask. I get all my pocketknives honed to delicious razors in her place for the cost of a load of dishes or a few magic tricks to distract the kids from yanking on Button's tail. Benedict claims to have taught her this trick but I think the knack is hers.

While I consider it a Diner of Amber it not exactly a diner. I told Mama Aglevar I was calling it that and she thought the joke a funny one and gave me a cookie. A big chocolate chip and oatmeal one. With raisins too!

Did I mention she won't cook anything to go? If she makes you a pastrami sandwich, my personal favorite, you better smear it with her homemade mustard and prepare to eat it there. If you grab it and run you will never hear the end of it. "Bleys, you can't just grab that and run! Eating like that will hurt your digestion, your complexion, your hairdo, your libido, your ingrown toe nails, your...."

I never knew eating while walking could be so dangerous.

<blockquote>*<span style=color:purple> ''Mama Aglevar's is somewhere beyond the Diaga sway, so out into shadow a ways.  Her time ration is 15 to 1 in amber. She is near the city of Resatula and its remarkable in itself.  However, Mama Aglevr seems to have forbidden Random from including a card to her world specifically, making arrivals in her kitchen . I asked once, curious. King Random's response was never mess with the person cooking your food.  Mama Agalvar will almost always have someone arriving by trump take a message or recipe to [[Dame Margot]] for her.  Take the message and don't ruffle her feather.   <big>Prince Gerard Rilgason</big>.</span></blockquote>

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