Editing SGA 2006 Archive (section)

=Kung Fu Christmas=
; Game System
: [http://www.atlas-games.com/fengshui/index.php Feng Shui]
; Pitch
<blockquote style="border: thin solid black;"><p style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">Teaser I: MOVIE TRAILER</p>
BLACK SCREEN<br>
Voiceover: "Some things are inevitable."<br>
FADE IN: A deserted highway at night. Snow falls thickly. In the
distance the headlights of a semi truck crest a hill.<br>
FADE TO BLACK<br>
Voiceover: "Like the changing of the seasons - the wheel turns."<br>
FADE IN: Close up of the front wheel and part of the cab of a semi
truck. A flash of lightning reveals a pig painted on the door.<br>
FADE TO BLACK<br>
Voiceover: "No matter where you start, your path is a circle."<br>
FADE IN: medium shot of the semi truck turning off the highway onto an
access road. Some sort of large factory complex is visible in the
distance. As the truck turns the words "Pork Chop Express" are clearly
visible on the side panel.<br>
FADE TO BLACK<br>
Voiceover: "And if you leave trouble, all that is certain..."<br>
FADE IN: truck pulls up at a security gate, and is checked over by
guards carrying submachineguns. Searchlights pan across the scene, and
there is the sound of a helicopter passing overhead. Guards wave the
truck through. As the truck pulls away from the kiosk the words
"WALMART WELCOMES YOU" painted in yellow, friendly letters, are revealed
on the side of the security station. <br>FADE TO BLACK<br>
Voiceover: "...is that trouble will find you once again."<br>
FADE IN: close up of the ground beside the truck. Sound of door
opening and a pair of booted feet appear. Camera pans up and back to
reveal JACK BURTON.<br>
BURTON: "All right people, lets get those Roboraptors loaded - its a
long way to Portland and the Pork Chop Express has a schedule to keep!
Chop chop! And where can a real american get a decent cup of coffee
around here?" <br>FADE TO BLACK<br>
Voiceover: "When a champion is needed - he will appear."<br>
Cue soundtrack "Mortal Combat"<br>
CUT TO: Medium shot of GRACIE LAW and JACK BURTON standing on a
catwalk, looking down.<br>
GRACIE: "Jack, we've got to do something!"<br>
CUT TO: dolly shot of Jack sneaking up on an elderly Walmart guard.
Jack hits the guard over the head with a board. The guard turns and
smiles at Jack.<br>
GUARD: "May I help you?"<br>
Guard punches Jack in the chest, sending him flying back off camera.
CUT TO: shot of warehouse interior. Jack and Gracie run across frame 
closely followed by a dozen ninja dressed in Walmart blue. Cue sound 
effects of fight, and ninja come flying back to land unconscious on the 
ground.<br>
Cut soundtrack.<br>
BURTON (off camera): "Aw no! No no no no NO! Who the hell ARE you guys anyway?"<br>
CUT TO: Medium shot of SANTA and ELF in kata poses, surrounded by unconscious ninja.<br>
ELF: "Who do you think, numbnuts?"<br>
SANTA: "Ho ho ho!"<br>
Resume soundtrack. CUT TO BLACK

<p>HE SAVED CHINATOWN - NOW CAN HE SAVE CHILDREN'S MOST BELOVED HOLIDAY? <br>
JACK BURTON IN KUNG FU CHRISTMAS</p>

<div align="center"><p>Directed by John Carpenter<br>
<b>Starring</b><br>
Kurt Russell - <b>Jack Burton</b><br>
Kim Cattrall - <b>Gracie Law</b><br>
Dennis Dun - <b>Wang Chi</b><br>
Bob Hoskins - <b>Santa Claus</b><br>
Jackie Chan - <b>the Elf</b><br>
Diane Salinger - <b>the Spirit of Christmas</b><br>
Sam Walton - as himself</p>
<p>Voiceover by Victor Wong</p></div>
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<blockquote style="border: thin solid black;"><p style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">Teaser II: BILLBOARD ADVERTISEMENT</p>
Shot of warehouse interior. Left foreeground of frame shows several metalic robot dinosaurs. All appear frozen and covered with ice, and icicles are dangling from their snouts and limbs. Right foreground is SANTA CLAUS, facing dinosaurs in Buddha's Palm stance.<br>
Upper caption: :"HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD"<br>
Lower caption: "KUNG FU CHRISTMAS. DECEMBER 19"</blockquote>

; Game Master
: Edmund Metheny
; Players
: 5
; Date
: January 9, 2006
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