Editing Episode 501: Shakedown Cruise, Special Features (section)

== '''''HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE''''' ==

'''Part 1:''' <br><br>

'''Warning: Fire! Fire! Sealing off cargo deck. Initiating emergency fire operations'''.<br> 
''Jǐnggào: Zháohuǒ le! Zháohuǒ la! Fēngsuǒ huòwù jiǎbǎn. Qǐdòng jǐnjí jiùhuǒ xíngdòng''. [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-CN|Warning%3A%20Fire!%20Fire!%20Sealing%20off%20cargo%20deck.%20Initiating%20emergency%20fire%20operations. Sound clip]<br>
警告：着火了！着火啦！封锁货物甲板。启动紧急救火行动。(Simplified Chinese Characters)<br>
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'''Part 3:'''<br><br>

'''hēimǎ''' = 黑马 = hey mah = dark horse/fig. unexpected winner  [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#zh-CN|en|%E9%BB%91%E9%A9%AC Sound clip]<br>
'''lǎo luózi''' = 老骡子 = lah’ow '''loh'''-tzih = old mule [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-CN|Old%20mule Sound clip]<br>
'''gāisǐ de nǐ''' = 該死的你  = '''guy'''-suh deh nee = damn you [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|damn%20you Sound clip]<br><br>


'''Part 4:'''<br><br>

'''lā shǐ''' (or '''shǐ''' ) = 拉屎  =(or 屎) = '''Lah''' shih (or '''shih''') = shit [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|shit Sound clip]<br> 
'''tā mā de''' =  他媽的 = tah '''mah''' duh = fucking [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|fucking Sound clip]<br>
'''dìyù''' = 地狱 = dee-yoo = hell/infernal/underworld [http://www.mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php?page=worddict&wdrst=1&wdqb=%E5%9C%B0%E7%8B%B1 Sound clip]<br>

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