Editing Navero Ep1 (section)

===KORY SILVERTONGUE'S REVENGE===

After Razuli and Meth died, Kory remained as the party's sole clown.
He did not like the position very much; people kept telling him to shut up,
especially Dania.  Tiring of this party and especially of its resident witch,
he got a potion which rendered him immune to alcohol from an alchemist, and
dosed himself with it when we had another drinking contest.  Naturally, he
had no problem drinking the other party members under, except for Navero, who
did not drink.  Navero got drugged milk.  Each party member got a different
form of his revenge, depending on how well they had treated him.

Serga got a hallucinogen.  He wandered about the town in a happy
daze, bowing to the pretty ladies and remarking on what a lovely shade of
paisley the sky was.

Topash had mostly ignored Kory.  He woke up in a tree.

Lao got sewed into his gi, with a plentiful supply of itching powder.

Kortul woke up with his armor on backwards.  It was flexible enough
for him to get out of, but it wasn't easy.  Immediately after, he went looking
for Kory to give him a piece of his mind.

'''Kortul''': ''(Stomping down the street, sees Serga.)'' "Where's the bard?"

'''Serga''': "Hmm, hmm hm hmm...  Oh, hi!  With those antlers I almost didn't
recognize you.  They're very nice."

'''Kortul''': ''(?)''

'''Serga''': "But I do think the tentacles and melting eyeballs are a bit much."

'''Kortul''': ''(Almost, but not quite, smiles.)'' "Hmph." ''(Resumes stomping.)''

Dania woke up naked and tied spread-eagle in front of the main doors
of the main temple of Gothard.  The words 'Used Virgin' had been painted
across her... you know.  It was still quite late at night, so there were
only a few pedestrians out on the street.  Her only hope was that the watch
would be told before a priest noticed...

'''Priest''': ''(Walks out of the doors.)'' "Hello.  I am a priest of Gothard."

'''Game M''': ''Dania, make a saving throw vs. magic at -4.''

'''Dania''': ''(... makes it!)'' "Hi!  Cut me down.  Please?"

'''Priest''': ''(Cuts her down)'' "Will there be anything else?"

'''Dania''': ''"Do I have to make another saving throw?"''

'''Game M''': ''"Nope.  You can do whatever you like."''

'''Dania''': ".....   Oh, hell.  It's vacation time."

Navero had been nice, so why he got what he did is a mystery to me. 

'''Navero''': ''(Wakes up tied into a bed with two naked nubile young females.)''

'''Female''': "Hi, tiny heiny."

'''Navero''': "Huh?  AAHHHH!!!"

''(Out in the streets, Serga is told by someone that his good buddy friend Navero is in terrible danger, and needs to be rescued at this address.  Serga charged into the perfumed and sumptuous house, stomped on the bouncer, and charged upstairs to save his dear friend from imminent doom.)''

'''Serga''': "I'll save you!  I'll save you from these... beautiful young women?"

'''Females''': ''(Stare in shock and horror at Serga.)''

'''Navero''': "HELP!"

'''Serga''': "Where are your shining white vestments, o holy priest?"

'''Navero''': "Help, help, they were going to...."

'''Serga''': "You're kinda cute.  Where'd you get that whip?"

'''Female''': "NO!  NO!  There are SOME things I will NOT do!  HARRY YOU BASTARD
I'M GONNA..." ''(Stomps out.)''

'''Navero''': ''(In a fit of herculean mania he rips his bonds apart, grabs a blanket and breaks the 1-minute mile getting out of the area.)''

'''Serga''': "Wow!  I never knew he could run that fast.  I guess he was really inspired."

Kory Silvertongue was not seen again for a long time.  We heard lots
of rumors of an obnoxious elf with golden eyes, singing hilarious songs about
a bunch of bumbling idiots wandering around getting into trouble, and people
would remark that we bore a startling resemblance to them.  We, of course,
knew nothing about these people, but if you could just give us the current
whereabouts of that stupid bard...