Editing The Speakeasy at the End of Time (section)

==The Staff==


'''Joe''': Joe is the bartender and owner of the Speakeasy at the End of Time. He's an portly man in his early fifties with balding black hair and an apathetic face that always gives the impression that he has recently exerted himself (he's has never been seen leaving the Bartender's disk though, so how this is possible nobody knows). Joe always wears a perfectly clean white apron and a red Polo shirt beneath. his vocabulary consists of three sentences:
"Can do."
"Cannot do."
"I think you've had enough for tonight mate."  
Pick a language. Any language. Joe will be able to tell you these sentences in that language.

'''Ann''': Ann is the first of the five waitresses in the Speakeasy. She's the shortest one of the five and has long yellow hair that's usually set up in a pony tail. Her eyes are blue like the summer sky. She smiles a lot and talks a lot and there isn't much else to say about her. She's fond of chit-chatting with the regulars of the male gender.

'''Anna''': The second one of the waitress quintet, she's a bit like Ann, just taller and smarter. She got brown hair and eyes. Somehow, Anna knows every patron by first name basis, regardless of they are regulars or there their first time.

'''Joanna''': The third one of the girls is the tomboyish Joanna. She's slightly taller than the other five girls and always keeps her red hair cut short. She likes to exchange insults with the some of the patrons.

'''Fredrika''': Fredrika if the fourth of the waitresses. She got long black hair and blue eyes. Fredrika is either mute or she just doesn't like to talk. Either way the rest of the waitresses all swear solemnly that they've never heard her utter a single word.

'''Johanna''': The last of the girls is the constantly surly Johanna. She got brown messy hair and green eyes that have a constant look of annoyance about them. You can usually spot her in a crowd by searching for the cloud of smoke rising from her ever faithful cigarette.

'''Alexander''': Alexander is the bouncer at the Speakeasy at the end of time. He makes sure that everyone stays calm and that no one does anything stupid. Alexander got very loose terms of what stupid is though, and more than once a patron has been thrown up for looking at him twice. Still, Alexander is pretty handy to have around, and when push comes to show, no one has ever beaten Alexander. Ever. They've not even managed to damage the furniture before getting thrown out. Alexander is an extremely tall man with graying black hair and dark and remarkable angry eyes. He can best be described as "mean-looking". There's just certain "I want to kick your ****ing ***" quality about him.

'''Sunny''': Sunny is the guy who opens the door for the guests when they enter. He's completely bald wears a pair of round glasses on his face. He's best recognized by the perpetually faint smile on his face. He's good at saying "Good evening my ladies and gentlemen" (he says it regardless of whose entering) Nothing else is known about him. He seems like a decent enough fellow though.

'''Le Chef''': Besides alcohol the Speakeasy at the End of Time also offers grub to its customers. Not food mind you, grub. Regardless of what you ordered you'll be given a plate filled with this grub. As a rule it's usually yellowish and brown and tastes a bit stale, but otherwise it's okay. The man responsible for making this grub is ''Le Chef''. Le Chef does not exist as person. No, rather Le Chef is actually a disembodied voice that lives in the Speakeasy's kitchen, where it spends its time spouting vitriol in French (or, in case your not from Earth, the closest thing imaginable to French) and, presumably, making grub.

'''The Jazz Band''' They are the Speakeasy at the End of Time's very own jazz band. Their name is "The Jazz Band" and they never stop playing. They are good, but nothing worth applauding at. Still, they give that certain atmosphere necessary in a pub like this. Nobody knows the name of the members of the band though, as the band is yet to take a break from playing. Strangely though, they never seem to repeat themselves.