Editing SGA 2007 Archive (section)

==Part Deuss==

: [[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]: An army of Once-lers and loggamajammers was approaching!  While Sonce-ler was setting their own loggamajammer (damaged) and axiswhatsis on rudimentary auto-pilot and sending them against the Once-lers, the rest of the ecoterrorists hopped onto Cara Pace's moseymotiller (except Pequod who remembered he was a fish and needed water.)  Sonce-ler caught up with them after jumping off. 

: They took a circuitous route to the Once-ler headquarters, figuring they would be almost deserted, and parked in the Once-ler of the Month spot.  They walked into a large factory where truffula trees were being stripped, the fruit discarded into poisonous waste, and the tufts were turned into thneeds.  At the far end was a control pane; that looked like a big pipe organ.  Next to it was a big red button labelled "Do not push".

: While Sam was alertly watching for an ambush, Marvin decided that everyone does indeed need a thneed and equipped himself with a thneed fedora and trenchcoat.  Frolicia was salvaging still-edible (for a Brown Barbaloot) truffula fruit.  Cindy Lou, Fokker and Sonce-ler raced to press the big red button labelled "Do not push". 

: All sorts of alarms went off!  The floor split open from the door to the control panel; Sam, Cindy Lou, Sonce-ler, and Cara started falling toward a chute!  Fokker simply flew off.  Cindy Lou was nimble enough to jump away.  Sonce-ler held on to the control panel, and Cara barely caught the edge of the receding floor, suspended above the chute and yelling for help.  Sam used his springulous slapper to hang from the ceiling above the chute. 

: Cindy Lou and Marvin began throwing bins of thneed down the chute, and this cause a faint cry for help to ring.  While Frolicia was trying to help Cara up, Fokker pressed the button again! the floor trap shut quickly, sending Cara bouncing and landing on her back.  But Sam was suspended from the ceiling in the chute under the now-closed floor!  Sonce-ler pressed the button a third time to re-open the trap, and Marvin resumed throwing bins of thneed.  Sam made a thneed rope and threw it to the prisoner at the bottom of the chute, who turned out to be Thing Two.  Both Sam and Thing Two were now hanging from the ceiling above the chute, so Fokker flew over to grab the thneed rope and pull them to the side. 

: Sam questioned Thing Two, a painful process.  He learned that the Cat in the Hat had been captured by the Once-lers while trying to negotiate, and was kept under the Lurker tower.  Sonce-ler started playing with the controls.  The place became dangerous as machines went crazy and smoke rose, so everyone else fled. 

: They went to the Lurker tower and climbed to the top, where they found a well-appointed office.  After scaring the secretary and making her fall down the stairs, Marvin and Cindy Lou hit the fine gricklegrass cigars in the humidor.  On the desk they found the plans for a war machine, as well as a forged letter addressed to the president of Here (also known as There) and incriminating the nation of There (who called themselves Here) as trying to start a war.

: There were many portraits of famous Once-lers; behind the portrait of Sponce-ler Once-ler, Sam found a secret button.  He pressed it and a secret door was revealed.  They found the Cat in the Hat, chained to the wall, very thing and mangy-looking.  Frolicia unlocked his manacles and Cindy Lou got herself swallowed up by the Hat.

: Sonce-ler's efforts had set the thneed factory on fire, so they all ran back to the Truffula Woods.  The Lorax talked to the Cat in the Hat, examined the evidence retrieved by the ecoterrorists, and announced that he would next send the team to the Hierarch of There (or Here) to inform him of the deception.

* '''Some of the best quotes:'''
** "It's Fokker's Pendulum."  - Frolicia/Sophie.
** Cindy Lou/Meg: "I thought the Cart in the Hat was an infamous crime lord?"<br>Sam/Taylor: "Cindy Lou Who, you've watched too much 'Law and Order'!"<br>Marvin/Edmund: "No, she's right.  The cat is responsible for the entire mystal creth distribution network in the area."

; Player Thoughts
* [[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]: 
** Mark did an awesome Seuss job.
** The minis Johnzo had made for the Savage Lorax game were absolutely fantastic.  I think they really added a lot.
** John Reiher built his war machine contraption at the table, using a stack of chopsticks as truffula tree trunks.  It was really neat.
** As Marvin MacMalapert, Edmund had to speak in whupass rhymes throughout the game -- and he did.
** We're so bloodthirsty, Dr. Seuss must be crying.
; Additional GM Thoughts
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