Editing Scum: Clued Up (section)

==Mrs. White==

Mrs. White isn't a lovely old lady. She's pretty much the opposite of that.

With her trolley full of collected street rubbish, her dirty moustache, her leering squint and her endless muttering of racial slurs, she's pretty much an archetypal bag tramp. During the night time she sleeps in the graveyard, and takes great pleasure in emptying her bowels over the graves of anyone with a vaguely foreign name.

She's not really cogent, so talking to her doesn't achieve much. Rather, the ''clue'' is hidden in her trolley. Searching the trolley full of crap is a ''Sneaky Bastard'' check... but that's the easy bit. Taking the trolley in the first place is the hard bit.