Editing Battle of the Bulge (section)

== Round One ==

[[Sirokos]] is apparently crazy, and decided to attack the archer.  He is crazy because he did this not, of course, by simply shooting at the archer, but instead by using a charm to extend his range and ''banking his shot off the other Terrestrials' plate armor''.  Thanks to invoking the power of Justice (not Vengeance; that's his other gun) the archer (whose name was, oddly, Jake.  I assume this is short for Jacqueline, or...Jakelina.  Or something.)  was reduced to ash.

Next was [[The Mountain That Devours|Rover]]'s turn to fight!  Using his fantastic aiming ability (read: looking reaaaaaaaal close) he attempted to squish the Terrestrials while carefully making sure that Sirokos was between his toes, not under them.  The unarmed Terrestrial (a Water Aspect, apparently) simply used the Bottomless Depths Defense to defend against the '''Massive Foot Of A Tyrant Lizard.'''  (Fucking Terrestrials.)

Since the Terrestrial did not die, this perturbed [[Arisa]], who decided to use her combo: The Unavoidable Penetration Strike!  She raised her mighty lance, took aim at the Terrestrial, and...he used the Bottomless Depths Defense again (sonofabitch).

Sirokos (Seriously?  Fast bastard.) decided that the monk was not the best target, thanks to his habit of dodging (like the mo-fo he is) and instead went after the axe-wielder.  Or, more specifically, his axes.  In response, he felt it may be prudent to throw the hatchet first.  This, however, failed to happen and he received a face full of fire.  Still standing, though, he throws his other hatchet around (yes, around) the highwayman's head.  Being ever foolhardy and eager to rush into danger, Sirokos decided to roll between the Terrestrial's legs.  This failed badly, and he was forced to use the Seven Shadows Evasion in order to not die horribly.

Finally, [[Duricorre]] got the chance to act!  After taking his stance and activating Adamantine Fists, he felt like taking all four living Terrestrials on at once, using <insert combo name here>.  Apparently, his BioMagitech arm has a hand with fingers capable of firing off in different directions and latching onto different targets.  Using this, he grappled '''All Four''' of the remaining Terrestrials in an attempt to send them smashing rather hard together (physics?  Nope.  No physics here.) and then flying far apart.  White was knocked (with terminal velocity, into The Penitant) unconscious, Red parried, Blue got a good punch in his (halfway melted) jaw (which sent the jaw flying) and died, and the (gorram) unarmed Terrestrial was punched '''Off The Penitent'''.  There was much rejoicing.  (yay.)

Sadly, at the same time as they were getting beaten to a pulp, the Terrestrials attempted to beat a good bit of hell out of Sirokos.  White swung at and missed the highwayman thanks to a rather well-judged legsweep.  The monk tried and failed to punch the lungs out of him.  Red also sent his sword cleaving through a bunch of nothing.  Altogether, a rather pitiful (final, for some) showing for our opponents.