Editing Boneyard's Blog (section)

====Mon Feb 13, 2006  1:28 am====

Me am BONEYARD.<br>
Me am felling mood:  "peckish"<br>
Me's music now:  "Say You, Say Me"  --Lionel Richie<br>
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Me am BONEYARD.<br>
Boneyard es made of mud and man bones and rocks and soggy-bottom blue grass and old boards and worms  (worms am tickley - heh-heh).  And me am made of smelly tings and rocks with words and names on nem.<br>
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Me am answuring General Steel message today...<br>
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<br>
 >
 > CALLING THE BAND OF STEEL!  CALLING THE BAND OF STEEL!  COME IN BAND OF
 > STEEL!
 >
Hullo?<br>
General?<br>
Am Boneyard am not seeing you...<br>
Yous in Boneyard's head??<br>
<br>
 > Yes I know you were just in the lounge watching television, but this is
 > important!
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HOW YOU KNOW DAT!!<br>
<br>
 >
 > It is good to see you all again!
<br>
Am still not seeing you General...  :(<br>
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 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  penny
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > (and if you can hear me - and I know you can!
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Am CAN hear you General!!<br>
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 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  Fruition  blah
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mmmm fruit....<br>
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 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > Blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 > MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
 >
 > Blah blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  
 > Blah blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  
 > Blah blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah 
 > Blah blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  
 > Blah blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah 
 > Blah blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah
 >
 > So rejoice my friends!  Tomorrow we strike another blow for the freedom
 > of the earth!  Together we cannot fail!  THE BAND OF STEEL SHALL BE
 > TRIUMPHANT!!!!!
 >
 > *SIGH*  Yes, Boneyard, you can go back to watching the History Channel now.
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Tri-UMPHANT ... TRUMPET ... ELE-PHANT ... heheheh...<br>
Am love marchy men on history channels<br>
Am go play with 'puter now.<br>
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 >
 >
 > 1)  What is your biggest turn-on?
 >
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Boneyard am person silly... Am have no turn on.  Toaster has turn on...  TV have am turn on... Boneyard have no turn on... Stoopid.<br>
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 > 2)  How do you feel about the alien invasion of earth?  Do you agree
 > with their claim that it was justified because earth was building
 > Weapons of Mass Destruction and supporting galactic terrorism through
 > our broadcast export of bad sit coms?
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Snnnooooorrre.... uhhh wuh?...?  Was am saying somethin to Boneyard??  hehehe... Mass Destrushion... heheh... Boneyard am Mass Destrushion!!<br>
 >
 > 3)  Will Dusty be getting his own Blog?
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Dusty no read...<br>
So sad, he es stoopid.<br>
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 > 4)  If you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be?
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Pickles.<br>
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 > 5)  Which squishes best, reporters or yapping dogs?
 >
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heheheh puppies....  furry... <br>
Boneyard am confrused...  Which am best to sqoosh?? or which am squooshes best??<br>
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 > 6)  Who was right at Gettysburg - Lee or Longstreet?
 >
ummm... Yes.<br>
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so sad, am Boneyard am no good am stanfordized tests...<br>
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 > I have lots more questions, but I will save them for later because I
 > know that you must have a lot to talk about already!  I look foreard to
 > your next blog entry!
 >
 >  - Signed, a big fan
 >
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BIG?!?!<br>
BONEYARD AM BIG TOO!!!<br>
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Maybe do you am liking sqooshing little things too???<br>
We am go sqooshy things if you am big too... hey!?!?  You say am you a "big fan"... dat pretty close to am "big fin"...  you am no fish-head am you?!?!?!!!<br>
Boneyard am just sqooshed stoopid fish-head!<br>
You best no be one a dem!!<br>
...<br>
Peas peas goober peas...<br>
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