Editing Elizabeth 'Liz' Albrechts (section)

===Lucky 1 & Unlucky 2===
Things have a way of getting complicated when Liz is around. Whether it's the other car getting the very last parking spot, the falling pot plant coming right for her or the soda machine eating her coins, bad luck is the natural way of things as far as she is concerned. At the same time when things really matter she has a way of somehow being at just the right spot at the right time. Over the years Liz has decided that neither is Karma a bitch nor is Luck a lady. Instead they're probably one and the same person who has decided to make Liz's life more interesting in that Chinese proverb kind of way. Just great.