Editing Battle of the Bulge (section)

== Round Two ==

This left a single opponent standing (on The Penitent, at least).  However, [[The Mountain That Devours|Rover]] decided that the Red looked just oh-so-tasty, and clawed at the ground as his cavernous maw came down.  However, his aim was a bit off, and Red was able to parry Rover's (huge fucking) mouth.

Red now decided that the crazy cybernetic punchy man (read: [[Duricorre]]) was now a bit more of a threat, and thus should be attacked.  He began a rather impressive set of slashes and bashes, but this was cut short by Duricorre effectively giving him the hand with the Immortal Blade Deflecting Palm.

[[Arisa]] saw a dandy opportunity to stabify Red, and sent her lance (pointy end first, of course) charging toward him.  This was soon followed by extracting the point of her lance from his back, much to his chagrin.  (The chagrin is, of course, from the fact that he was hit.  The removal was a moot point.)

Next up was [[Sirokos]], who decided that something absolutely -had- to be done about Red's rad armpit stench.  Of course, this meant the armpit itself had to be cleansed with fire from one of his guns.    Unfortunately, Red was able to lower his shield enough to absorb the brunt of the attack.
Duricorre took this opportunity to simply grab (yes grab) the living crap out of (what remained of) Red.  This allowed him to hold Red aloft as a sacrifice to the Mountain That Devours (Rover).

Rover trounced in like a puppy, with a gleeful look on his frightening maw that said rather simply "Dinner!".  Red was, thus, summarily eaten.  His short daiklave clattered to the ground.  Along with his ankle.