Editing Character Poetry (section)

===MPascal02's Haiku Challenge===
''But, wait! A question.<br>
''If I haiku the whole cast<br>
''Will I get XP?'' - '''Pascal'''

''If XP you seek''<br>
''Then show us your haiku skill''<br>
''I love this game guys.'' - '''Aincumis'''

''Is that a challenge?<br>
''Now it's on like Donkey Kong --<br>
''Alternately, Tron.'' - '''Pascal'''
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*'''Darius'''
Oh say can you see,<br>
by our Dawn caste's anima,<br>
that RPG round?

Ex-military<br>
Mercenary for hire.<br>
A-team, or our Dawn?<br>

*'''Cassidy'''
Was an agnostic,<br>
Now she seems to speak for God.<br>
Girl got religion.<br>

Lucifer, Xander,<br>
Rob too. Too much harem an-<br>
-ime for my tastes.<br>

(Following that last<br>
to its logical end -- does<br>
that make Gabe Washuu?)<br>

Seriously, just<br>
how many gods and spirits<br>
want her as their voice?<br>

Blow her up, she soaks,<br>
and counters -- never mind. I<br>
guess Rob got there first.<br>

*'''Gabe'''
Genius Twilight builds<br>
bombs and cures with perfect ease.<br>
Cue McGuyver's theme.<br>

The nicest guy in<br>
our Ellipse. Shame about the<br>
whole blood-addict thing.<br>

*'''Liz'''
Night caste serves Justice,<br>
leaps from rooftops across streets --<br>
Not Batgirl, honest!<br>

Liz's ideal guy:<br>
Enjoys longs walks on rooftops;<br>
must not be wizard.<br>

Her friend just got turned<br>
as a part of Troile's plan.<br>
Here comes Limit Break!<br>

I know kung fu? No,<br>
but Liz does. She uses it<br>
to beat up cyborgs.<br>

*'''John'''
Former mob kingpin,<br>
now deposed. But that just gives<br>
him more room to work.<br>

A few different<br>
words, and John might have had his<br>
own vamp army now.<br>

Ellipse seems wary<br>
because of John's old job. That's<br>
just how he likes it.<br>

(Why is this so hard?<br>
John's my freaking character!<br>
Seriously, man.)<br>

*'''Break Time'''
Running out of space.<br>
The other three will follow;<br>
maybe NPCs? <br>

*'''Rob:'''

Garou loathe or a-<br>
-dore him; no middle ground. Wait,<br>
that's normal for them.<br>

Two Terrestrials<br>
and five Solars. Weirdest pack<br>
ever? Wait and see.<br>

Moonsilver claws flash,<br>
vampire blood hits the ground.<br>
Full moon's Rage is strong.<br>

Rob's biggest worry<br>
isn't the Wyrm. Rather, it's<br>
all those furry fans.<br>

*'''Johnny/Wu Jian'''

Loyalties are torn;<br>
his mistress or fiancee?<br>
(God, that sounds so wrong.)<br>

Watches for Exalts; <br>
tells family, Internet.<br>
When will we find out?<br>

Has a blood feud with<br>
the Brujah. Drama says we<br>
knew this was coming.<br>

Rides around on a<br>
miniature tornado.<br>
Call him Pecos Xian?<br>

*'''Sui Mae'''

Joined the party late,<br>
then almost killed Darius.<br>
Really, she means well!<br>

When she approaches,<br>
vampires scream out: "God, no,<br>
it's the Ginsu girl!"<br>

Snicker-snack, and so<br>
her swords lop off another<br>
head. Vorpal DB?<br>

*'''NPCs'''

Older Brit, hacker<br>
chick, and goths. We just need a <br>
blond mage for Buffy.<br>

Troile should remember:<br>
only seven points worth of<br>
Flaws get you BPs.<br>

Poor Reverend Brown.<br>
I'd almost feel sorry for --<br>
wait, no. He's a schmuck.<br>

Three suns, eight Exalts.<br>
One Antediluvian.<br>
Ready to rumble?<br>

Malevolent Fate<br>
seems to take an interest<br>
in us. Call him Q?<br><br>

''So, oh great ST,<br>
''draw any conclusions on<br>
''my haiku efforts?'' - '''Pascal'''<br>

''Your skill is alright<br>
''The poems rather well put<br>
''Two XP you get.'' - '''Aincumis'''<br>