Editing Forbidden Tomb of the Dwarven Martyrs (section)

==The Way Things Are==

===Dwarves===

1. '''What history/events might have caused the dwarves to abandon their sacred tomb?'''

* ''They died out...All dwarves. Gone...Finito...''

2. '''Why did the dwarves die out?'''

* ''They were wiped out by another vicious drug cartel, the halflings.''
* ''The Dwarven Holocaust ended quite recently, a matter of weeks.''

3. '''What are dwarves best known for?'''

* ''The dwarves made the best weed, man.''

===Elves===

1. '''What is the nature of an elf?'''

* ''Elves are all about exploration, whether spiritual, intellectual, sexual, etc. Often with lots of drugs. LOTS of drugs.''

2. '''How does “society” view them?'''

* ''As self-absorbed and pompous know-it-alls- but at least they share their weed.''

3. '''Why is it that most Elves are able to layabout and smoke weed all day?'''

* ''This is because they have a huge amount of accumulated $$ from all the previous ages.''
* ''Elves are excellent investors, and made out huge before the Dimbledorf Potions, Inc. fiasco during the 880’s that crashed the market.''

===Halflings===

1. '''What is the nature of a halfling?'''

* ''Halflings are the crazy ninjas of this world.''
* ''In addition to being crazy ninjas, Halfings are master manipulators- they convince most people that they are cute and harmless.''

===Orcs===

1. '''What is the nature of an orc?'''

* ''They were made in the vats of the dwarves, out of fungus and all things nice. Some of us are civilised whilst others just like to SMASH.''

2. '''How does “society” view them?'''

* ''We are society. Screw everyone else!''

3. '''What is their relationship to dwarves?'''

* ''Dwarves made us . We both fear and revere them.'' Orcs serve as the dwarves’ heavies.

===The Forbidden Tomb===

*''“Forbidden Tomb of the Dwarven Martyrs” is the Orcish name for this place, as it was where the Dwarves had their last stand. The Dwarvish name is “Well of Souls”.''