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=== Inspector Beauregard Lee "Bubba" Fitz-Wallace [4LetterWord] ===
Age: 44
Occupation: Senior USDA Inspector for the Southwest Region
Annual income: $300,000

Characteristics:
Strength (STR) 8
Constitution (CON) 13
Power (POW) 13
Dexterity (DEX) 14
Appearance (APP) 8
Size (SIZ) 15
Intelligence (INT) 14
Education (EDU) 15 (12 + 3 for Age)


Sanity (SAN) 65
Max Sanity 99

Idea 70
Luck 65
Know 65
Damage Bonus (db) +0

Hit Points 14
Magic Points 13
Sanity Points 65

Skills:
Accounting | 50 | (base 10, occupation + 40)
Bargain | 50 | (base 5, occupation +45)
Biology | 46 | (base 1, occupation + 45)
Computer Use | 51 | (base 1, occupation +30, interest + 20)
Drive Auto | 35 | (base 20, interest +15)
Fast Talk | 70 | (base 15, occupation + 55)
History | 50 | (base 20, interest + 30)
Other Language (Spanish) | 46 | (base 1, interest + 45)
Own Language (English) | 75 | (base 75)
Pharmacy | 36 | (base 1, occupation + 35)
Shotgun | 55 | (base 25, interest +30)
Spot Hidden | 75 | (base 25, occupation + 50)

Description:
Beauregard Lee Fitz-Wallace, typically called Bubba or Mr Fitz, is the product of years of Texas breeding gone slightly off. Tall and rail thin, he is weathered beyond his years and dresses more like a frontier undertaker than a government official, but he's been an inspector with the USDA for the past 25 years, and has risen to the top of the regional hierarchy. Salt and pepper hair is usually tucked under a black stetson, an opal bolo tie around his neck (a gift from his wife on their honeymoon in Australia), and always black pants and collared shirt. He has a tendency to put people off, not least because he is a stickler for the rules.

Despite his outmoded appearance, he has kept apace with modern developments in the factory farming field and computing, although the truth is after 25 years of inspecting slaughter houses, the lean Texan is a vegetarian. He's worked with police forces before, during the investigation of several drug rings run out of smaller farms, and assumes his arrival here is more of the same.