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===IMPORTANT HAZARDS AND SAFETY ISSUES=== The deconstitutor can be the most valuable appliance in a person's life, but there are many extremely important safety issues which any user must familiarize himself with before using the machine. * NON-ORGANIC CONTAMINANTS: It is imperative that all matter subjected to deconstitution be 100% organic. Any impurities may be harmful. It is recommended that all food products be inspected for artificial contaminants prior to deconstitution. The deconstitutor is fitted with an internal scanning device that detects inorganic substances present within the enclosure. The scanner activates automatically when an item is placed on the sample receptacle, and scanning typically takes 5 to 20 minutes. The scanner detects 87% of known inorganic impurities. Please consult your manual for a full list of detectable and undetectable impurities. As a guideline, do not deconstitute any subject with clothing, jewellery, pacemakers or artificial organs/limbs, inorganic-based cosmetics or hair products. Scanning can be bypassed but is not recommended. *INDUCING SLEEP: It is not recommended that any living animals be deconstituted while conscious. Conscious deconstitution can lead to short-term and long-term mental trauma. Kessler recommends Oneirin 5. Use as directed to induce normal sleep. * RECON SICKNESS: Dehydration and disorientation are normal side effects for reconstituted personnel. Do not operate any heavy machinery for at least one hour after reconstitution, after which symptoms should pass. If necessary, administer epephrin to resuscitate personnel suffering from recon sickness. Personnel suffering from any unusual symptoms should report immediately to their physician. * CASING RESIN: Always be sure you have enough resin for the capsule casings. This resin is specially formulated for the decon unit. Capsule casings are custom pressed by the decon unit to perfectly encase the amount of deconstituted matter conferred to the sample receptacle. When the capsule is to be deconstituted, the resin is broken down to a liquid state and recycled by the decon unit. However, some resin is lost in the recycling process. Consult your buyer's guide for instructions on ordering more casing resin. * ATER IMPURITIES: The decon unit is fitted with a built-in water regulator. All water stored in the tank must be pure and properly ph balanced with the exact alkaline content for the subject. * KESSLERITIS: Deconstitution is hard on the living body, especially the elderly. It is not recommended that any living subjects undergo the decon/recon process more than once in a 48 hour period. Tolerance differs with each body, however, it is strongly advised that no subject be deconstituted more than 30 times. Failure to follow these recommendations can result in the development of Kessleritis. Kesslertitis is a degenerative disorder that affects a mammal's brain and nervous system, leading to various mental disorders, paralysis and death. Symptoms of Kessleritis include memory loss, migraines, paranoia, vision loss, and impotence. <br>
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