Editing ADVENTURE: "Wilmartha's Ghost" or "Smoked-Meat Dreams" (section)

==Pokenomicon Excerpt==
Beef Jerkin is a tiny, rat-like creature with disturbingly human features
and hands. The fact that he is apparently made out of partially chewed jerky
somehow isn't great either. In episode #458, /There's Something Mild About
Beefy/, we discover that Beef Jerkin (there seems to only be one of this
'thulhu, although he is so fragmented in space and time that lots of
cultists have one) and Tan Jenkins are mortal enemies, not devolved versions
of each other as Team Eibon claimed in episode #375, /Bartender, I'll Have a
Blackened Tan/. Beef Jerkin is very fast, although not too strong or tough.
He is also a PhD candidate in Advanced Mathematics, and while stopping in
the middle of a battle to work on abstruse math problems isn't great
strategy, the equations he writes on his portable blackboard are formidable
enough to confuse many opposing 'thulhu (many of whom were Drama majors).
And if the math doesn't frighten opponents, Beef Jerkin isn't too proud to
screech his fingernails down the blackboard really loudly...


===Wally Gilman, geek cultist===

Age: 12

Home Village: Narkham (he's a Muskratonic U. "Townie")

Aspect: Non-Euclidean

Grade Level (Lucky): 8

Phys Ed: 2

Pokethulhu Lore: 7

Sanity: 3

Shoplifting: 6

Talking Trash:4

'''Notes''': Smokehouse Gym Owner in Narkham, just off Muskratonic U.'s campus. He
is pale and sickly, and on the verge of insanity. His hands are always
covered in chalk dust and he smells like smoked meats. Other than his Beef
Jerkin and other thulhus, his two most prized possessions are his Formless
Slide Rule (great for those intractable math problems!) and the rusty old
Civil War saber he inherited from his ancestor, Confederate General T. Kelly
Lee. Wally mostly uses the saber to carve snacks off the various hams and
sausages hanging from the rafters of his gym.

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''Hope you like it!''
'''--Ken Coble'''



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