Editing The Orphan Of Ages:PCs:Morgan Hart Williams (section)

==Possessions==
===The Sh!t Noone Meant to Tell You [Artifact]===
A Korean language copy of Dr. Spock's ''Baby and Child Care: 7th Edition'' with quotes from mumsnet pasted over all sections with proper nouns, enchanted with ''Crowd Source''.

===The Soccer Mom's Car [Artifact]===
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It's an old, barely functional 1983 Dodge/Plymouth Vista. It runs okay, but the AC has trouble sometimes. Thing is, it's an insanely safe car. Like, impossibly so. Firstly, anyone who sits inside is compeled to put on a seat belt, if they don't they face a Rank 3 Violence check as thoughts of hideous crashes run through their mind. Secondly, the driver gets +20% to any roll to avoid the car crashing or getting damaged. Finally, if the car ever does crash anyone under 18 will be perfectly unscathed, no matter how bad the crash (well, technically they could be trapped inside and if the car starts burning they might be in trouble from suffocation... no one's tested that). Anyone over 18 is in the usual amount of danger.