Editing World Communtary (section)

==Late Night Talk Hosts== 
“Of course, in the news today… A lot of controversy over this four year cover-up of a fifth plane being taken by terrorists and going down on 9/11.  In fact, Osama Bin Laden was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.”   '''--Jay Leno'''  [the Tonight Show]


”What's, as Paris would say, 'HOT' in the news today?  ...the Survivors of Flight 283... Big, very big...  These survivors are really reminding us of togetherness.  Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.  I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.  Speaking of impeachables, President Bush is rumored to have said that he does not need approval from the Survivors, their families or the UN to quarenteen those people, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.  In related news, yesterday Senator Ted Kennedy changed his mind and now opposes the quarenteen of the Survivors. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. Senator Kennedy is protesting the quarenteen and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?"  '''--David Letterman'''  [Late Night with David Letterman]


"I wish people would make up their minds. First we have this horrible tragedy, first the President won’t let us forget. We get in to two wars because of it.  Now some crazy pharmaceutical company says, 'Hang on. We got good news! The airline part of the tragedy is 20% less that we thought.' Whose in charge!."  '''--John Stewart'''  [the Daily Show]