Editing "Mongo's Coming To Town"

==MONGO'S COMING TO TOWN AGAIN==
''Sung to the tune of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Johnny_Comes_Marching_Home When Johnny Comes Marching Home].''


When Johnny comes marching home again, <br> 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 <br> 
We'll give him a hearty welcome then <br> 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out

And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

The old church bell will peal with joy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To welcome home our darling boy,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The village lads and lassies say
With roses they will strew the way,

And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

Get ready for the Jubilee,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give the hero three times three,
Hurrah! Hurrah!

The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow

And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

Let love and friendship on that day,
Hurrah, hurrah!
Their choicest pleasures then display,
Hurrah, hurrah!
And let each one perform some part,
To fill with joy the warrior's heart,

And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home



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-MONGO es comin ta town agin, <br>
+When Johnny comes marching home again, <br>
-Hoodah! Hoohah!
+Hurrah! Hurrah!
-<br>
+ <br>
-Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party <br>
+We'll give him a hearty welcome then <br>
-Hoochah! Hoopah! <br>
+Hurrah! Hurrah!
-<br>
+The men will cheer and the boys will shout
-Yer men will run and boys will pout <br>
+The ladies they will all turn out
-Da girly girlies will all come out<br>
-And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
+And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
-<br> <br>
-Me smash Smith Tower like a toy <br>
+The old church bell will peal with joy
-Doodah! Huzzah! <br>
+Hurrah! Hurrah!
-You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br>
+To welcome home our darling boy,
-Meemah! Pootah! <br>
+Hurrah! Hurrah!
-<br>
+The village lads and lassies say
-This stoopid town will cry today <br>
+With roses they will strew the way,
-'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br>
-And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.
+And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
-<br>  <br>
-Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br>
+Get ready for the Jubilee,
-Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br>
+Hurrah! Hurrah!
-Me eat maybe a policman or three,<br>
+We'll give the hero three times three,
-Blah! Blaaaah! <br>
+Hurrah! Hurrah!
-<br>
-Go an get Mongo some coffee right now<br>
+The laurel wreath is ready now
-Mongo can drink more than a cow<br>
+To place upon his loyal brow
-And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.<br>
-<br>  <br>
+And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
-We smash an pound for fun all day <br>
-Noonah! Noonah! <br>
+Let love and friendship on that day,
-Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br>
+Hurrah, hurrah!
-Susay, Sushah! <br>
+Their choicest pleasures then display,
-<br>
+Hurrah, hurrah!
-An Mongo friends say he real smart,<br>
+And let each one perform some part,
-When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,<br>
+To fill with joy the warrior's heart,
-And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.
-<br>
+And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home
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 [[V&V meets M&M in ... "PROJECT VIGILANCE"]]