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Hoodah! Hoohah!
 
Hoodah! Hoohah!
 
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Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party <br>  
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Gimme a big welcome party <br>  
 
Hoochah! Hoopah! <br>  
 
Hoochah! Hoopah! <br>  
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Mans are dumb and boys will pout <br>  
Yer men will run and boys will pout <br>  
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The girly girlies will all come out<br>
Da girly girlies will all come out<br>  
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And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
 
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
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Me smash Smith Tower like a toy <br>  
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Me smash Smith Tower like a little toy <br>  
 
Doodah! Huzzah! <br>  
 
Doodah! Huzzah! <br>  
You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br>  
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To welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br>  
 
Meemah! Pootah! <br>  
 
Meemah! Pootah! <br>  
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This stoopid town will cry today <br>  
 
This stoopid town will cry today <br>  
 
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br>  
 
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br>  
And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.
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And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
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Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br>  
 
Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br>  
 
Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br>  
 
Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br>  
Me eat maybe a policman or three,<br>  
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Me may eat a policman or three,<br>  
 
Blah! Blaaaah! <br>  
 
Blah! Blaaaah! <br>  
 
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Go an get Mongo some coffee right now<br>  
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Go an get Mongo some coffee and turkey now<br>  
Mongo can drink more than a cow<br>  
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Mongo can eat more than a cow<br>
And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.<br>  
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And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.<br>  
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We smash an pound for fun all day <br>  
 
We smash an pound for fun all day <br>  
 
Noonah! Noonah! <br>  
 
Noonah! Noonah! <br>  
 
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br>  
 
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br>  
 
Susay, Sushah! <br>  
 
Susay, Sushah! <br>  
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An Mongo friends say he real smart,<br>  
 
An Mongo friends say he real smart,<br>  
When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,<br>
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When dey steal an take yer city apart,<br>  
And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.
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And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
 
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