Editing 1001 things Mr. Raymond can't do when he GMs

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# Beholders are not good pets.
 
# Beholders are not good pets.
 
# I should always tell the above to a new gamer.
 
# I should always tell the above to a new gamer.
# My NPCs are not allowed to be half of one race and half another.
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# My NPC's are not allowed to be half of one race and half another.
 
# This is true doubly non-humanoid races.
 
# This is true doubly non-humanoid races.
 
# Even more so for dragons.
 
# Even more so for dragons.
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# Fingernails on a chalkboard is not a good way to shut up the players.
 
# Fingernails on a chalkboard is not a good way to shut up the players.
 
# I am not allowed to declare an unprovoked ostrich attack.
 
# I am not allowed to declare an unprovoked ostrich attack.
# Going stream of consciousness while describing a room or setting.
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# Going stream of concousness while describing a room or setting.
# Especially when it is the kitchen of a Deathlord
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# Especally when it is the kitchen of a Deathlord
# Describing the flora and fauna of a location in Creation and expecting the players to reconize it instantly (although I was surprised a player didn't know what a sea cucumber was)
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# Describing the floura and fauna of a location in Creation and expecting the players to reconize it instantly (although I was surprised a player didn't know what a sea cucumber was)
 
# Snakes attack their airship
 
# Snakes attack their airship
 
# Again.
 
# Again.
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# New Ork City is also out.
 
# New Ork City is also out.
 
# I am prohibited from naming locations using puns.
 
# I am prohibited from naming locations using puns.
# The BBEGs with flamethrowers are right out, unless it's Godlike.
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# The BBEG's with flamethrowers are right out, unless it's Godlike.
# I will never again use the words "3D10" and "tarrasques" in the same sentence.
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# I will never again use the words "3D10" and "tarrasques." in the same sentence.
# Piranha Plants are not a trap to be used in COC.
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# Pirahna Plants are not a trap to be used in COC.
 
# The Orb of Penguinification does not exist in any RPG.
 
# The Orb of Penguinification does not exist in any RPG.
 
# The Force is reserved solely for Star Wars games.
 
# The Force is reserved solely for Star Wars games.
 
# I lack the ability to force choke a player for making a stupid choice.
 
# I lack the ability to force choke a player for making a stupid choice.
# I must automatically reject any character whose name has three Xs in it.
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# I must automatically reject any character whose name has three x's in it.
# Doubly so if all the Xs are in a row.
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# Doubly so if all the X's are in a row.
 
# May not penalise players for being unable to pronounce the names of Kua Toa cities correctly.
 
# May not penalise players for being unable to pronounce the names of Kua Toa cities correctly.
 
# Or Kua Toa anything else.
 
# Or Kua Toa anything else.
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# Especially when we're playing COC.
 
# Especially when we're playing COC.
 
# No PC is allowed to rip the pipe organ from the cathedral walls.
 
# No PC is allowed to rip the pipe organ from the cathedral walls.
# No PC is allowed in my game if his character can be compared to pre-Crisis Superman.
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# No PC is allowed in my game if his character can be compared to Pre Crisis Superman.
 
# Doubly so if we're playing Rokugan.
 
# Doubly so if we're playing Rokugan.
 
# There is no charm of "Hard Rock"
 
# There is no charm of "Hard Rock"

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