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An NPC in [[Morgrave High: Passing Marks]] | An NPC in [[Morgrave High: Passing Marks]] | ||
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''"That, students, is congealed tincture of Bromitite. It's made of powdered Khyber dragonshards mixed with bone marrow, and it's one of the more stable explosives known to man and gnome. You can hit it with a hammer, and it'll be fine. You can set it on fire, and it will be fine. But whatever you do, never hit it with a flaming hammer!"'' | ''"That, students, is congealed tincture of Bromitite. It's made of powdered Khyber dragonshards mixed with bone marrow, and it's one of the more stable explosives known to man and gnome. You can hit it with a hammer, and it'll be fine. You can set it on fire, and it will be fine. But whatever you do, never hit it with a flaming hammer!"'' | ||
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'''Role''': Rogue | '''Role''': Rogue | ||
− | + | Theme Song: "We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows" by NOFX - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_rJmC2r3U] | |
− | + | * Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all beofre he manages to finish smoking one of his smelly cigars. | |
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− | * Mr. Farris is a former sapper in the Karrnathi army and a graduate of Rekkenmark Academy. Farris is the acknowledged master of anything with gears, wheels, crankshafts, pressure plates, exploding fragments, or razor-sharp, spring-loaded, spinning blades. A generally friendly teacher, he is famous for his brutal final exams, where students are expected to disarm and disassemble his ingeniously constructed lethal machines under combat conditions, all |