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[[image:00Boneyard.jpg|frame|Boneyard, by Kevin Demongg]]
 
 
Me am BONEYARD.<br>
 
Me am BONEYARD.<br>
 
Me am felling mood:  "mawkish"<br>
 
Me am felling mood:  "mawkish"<br>
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Dear BONEYARD,<br>
 
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I think your Blog is COOL. It is so nice to see a new perspective on the net, different from the normal old stuff.  I have some questions for you.<br>
 
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1)  What is your biggest turn-on?<br>
 
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2)  How do you feel about the alien invasion of earth?  Do you agree with their claim that it was justified because earth was building Weapons of Mass Destruction and supporting galactic terrorism through our broadcast export of bad sit coms?<br>
 
<br>
 
3)  Will Dusty be getting his own Blog?<br>
 
<br>
 
4)  If you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be?<br>
 
<br>
 
5)  Which squishes best, reporters or yapping dogs?<br>
 
<br>
 
6)  Who was right at Gettysburg - Lee or Longstreet?<br>
 
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I have lots more questions, but I will save them for later because I know that you must have a lot to talk about already!  I look foreard to your next blog entry!<br>
 
<br>
 
&mdash; Signed, a big fan<br>
 
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====Mon Feb 13, 2006  1:28 am====
 
  
Me am BONEYARD.<br>
 
Me am felling mood:  "peckish"<br>
 
Me's music now:  "Say You, Say Me"  --Lionel Richie<br>
 
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Me am BONEYARD.<br>
 
Boneyard es made of mud and man bones and rocks and soggy-bottom blue grass and old boards and worms  (worms am tickley - heh-heh).  And me am made of smelly tings and rocks with words and names on nem.<br>
 
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Me am answuring General Steel message today...<br>
 
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>
 
> CALLING THE BAND OF STEEL!  CALLING THE BAND OF STEEL!  COME IN BAND OF
 
> STEEL!
 
>
 
Hullo?<br>
 
General?<br>
 
Am Boneyard am not seeing you...<br>
 
Yous in Boneyard's head??<br>
 
<br>
 
> Yes I know you were just in the lounge watching television, but this is
 
> important!
 
<br>
 
HOW YOU KNOW DAT!!<br>
 
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>
 
> It is good to see you all again!
 
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Am still not seeing you General...  :(<br>
 
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Am CAN hear you General!!<br>
 
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mmmm fruit....<br>
 
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> MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
 
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> So rejoice my friends!  Tomorrow we strike another blow for the freedom
 
> of the earth!  Together we cannot fail!  THE BAND OF STEEL SHALL BE
 
> TRIUMPHANT!!!!!
 
>
 
> *SIGH*  Yes, Boneyard, you can go back to watching the History Channel now.
 
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Tri-UMPHANT ... TRUMPET ... ELE-PHANT ... heheheh...<br>
 
Am love marchy men on history channels<br>
 
Am go play with 'puter now.<br>
 
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>
 
>
 
> 1)  What is your biggest turn-on?
 
>
 
<br>
 
Boneyard am person silly... Am have no turn on.  Toaster has turn on...  TV have am turn on... Boneyard have no turn on... Stoopid.<br>
 
<br>
 
> 2)  How do you feel about the alien invasion of earth?  Do you agree
 
> with their claim that it was justified because earth was building
 
> Weapons of Mass Destruction and supporting galactic terrorism through
 
> our broadcast export of bad sit coms?
 
<br>
 
Snnnooooorrre.... uhhh wuh?...?  Was am saying somethin to Boneyard??  hehehe... Mass Destrushion... heheh... Boneyard am Mass Destrushion!!<br>
 
>
 
> 3)  Will Dusty be getting his own Blog?
 
<br>
 
Dusty no read...<br>
 
So sad, he es stoopid.<br>
 
<br>
 
> 4)  If you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be?
 
<br>
 
Pickles.<br>
 
<br>
 
> 5)  Which squishes best, reporters or yapping dogs?
 
>
 
<br>
 
heheheh puppies....  furry... <br>
 
Boneyard am confrused...  Which am best to sqoosh?? or which am squooshes best??<br>
 
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> 6)  Who was right at Gettysburg - Lee or Longstreet?
 
>
 
ummm... Yes.<br>
 
<br>
 
so sad, am Boneyard am no good am stanfordized tests...<br>
 
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> I have lots more questions, but I will save them for later because I
 
> know that you must have a lot to talk about already!  I look foreard to
 
> your next blog entry!
 
>
 
>  - Signed, a big fan
 
>
 
<br>
 
BIG?!?!<br>
 
BONEYARD AM BIG TOO!!!<br>
 
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Maybe do you am liking sqooshing little things too???<br>
 
We am go sqooshy things if you am big too... hey!?!?  You say am you a "big fan"... dat pretty close to am "big fin"...  you am no fish-head am you?!?!?!!!<br>
 
Boneyard am just sqooshed stoopid fish-head!<br>
 
You best no be one a dem!!<br>
 
...<br>
 
Peas peas goober peas...<br>
 
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====Mon Feb 13, 2006  7:23 am====
 
''(Altering ISP now.  Hacking  into Dr. Destructor's database.  A little more...  a bit more....  Ha!  For an erstwhile ruler of earth the man is a buffoon!  Doesn't even have a firewall!  In any event, to work!)''<br>
 
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No no, Boneyard, I am not a fin.  I am a big FAN.  I blow air, like most fans, but I blow nothing but HOT air!<br>
 
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Since you mention it, though, I really do like the fins.  I think they are cool.  I love to kiss them on their fishy lips - smack smack!<br>
 
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And I, Doctor Destructor - I mean "A BIG FAN" (how clumsy of me to let my name slip!) think that you Boneyard aren't nearly as tough as those handsome fin people!  I, Doctor Destructor - I mean "A BIG FAN" (darn it!) bet that you could not hurt me in a fight because I am really really really really really smart ( not smarter than Doctor Steel, but don't tell him I said that) and have neat powered armor that is much better than Dusty!  So you had best stay away from me, Doctor Destructor - I mean "A BIG FAN" - because otherwise I will beat you up and be mean to you!  I roxxor.<br>
 
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Signed:<br>
 
<br>
 
Doctor Destructor<br>
 
I mean "A BIG FAN"<br>
 
<br>
 
''(Logging out.  Deleting back trail.  Done!  Time to duck and cover, hee hee hee!)''<br>
 
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