Editing Corundum Conundrum

== Join Battle ==
This battle began with a group of five Terrestrial Exalts and a Dragon Commander mowing through their own army thanks to the efforts of [[Feyth]] turning that army into -their- army.  [[Sirokos]] created an explosion to propel himself into battle, in order to help destroy the Terrestrials as quick as possible.  That fast bastard.

== Round One ==
[[Sirokos]] started off with Unspoken Price of the Brigand's Offer to toss a handful of coins up into the air and bank his shots off of them.  The enemy archer attempted to parry the attack, but failed miserably since Sirokos is a little bit crazy.  Needless to say, the archer was vaporized, along with all but the (very injured) fire aspect and the dragon lord.

Now, [[Arisa]] had arrived riding her massive [[The Mountain That Devours|mount]].  Rover bounded in with vigor and began to press his foot down in an attempt to squish very much the Dragon Commander.  In response, the Terrestrial began to punch upward at the foot.  Unfortunately, he used Pasiap Still Stands and took no damage.  Arisa herself decided use the Inescapable Penetration, and the Commander tried to catch the spear before it hit him.  

Since [[Ebon Hand of the Dragon|Ebon]] was knocked off her feet by Rover's attack, the Commander took the opportunity to attempt to smash the living hell out of her throat, but she Seven Shadows Evasion'd the hell out of it.

Ebon threw a rock.  It did nothing.  She flew upward.

In a fit of genius, [[Duricorre]] used his bionic arm like a helicopter to get to the Fire Aspect.  The Fire Aspect did his best to shield himself from the blow, but was absolutely massacred.  Using the battered corpse of his latest enemy, Durricore launced an attack on the Commander, doing no damage but launching him into the air.

Sirokos now took the opportunity to fire at the no-longer-grounded Commander, and fired off, banking (of course...) his shots off the bits of armor of the Fire Aspect.  The Commander took damage, but he still lived.

[[Feyth]] sat around in the air, the useless bint.

== Round Two ==
While the Commander was on his way down, [[Arisa]] used another Inescapable Penetration to attempt to skewer the enemy.  He was stabbed thusly, and Arisa did her best to aim the stabbed Terrestrial into [[The Mountain That Devours|Rover's]] mouth.  Rover bit down, not hard enough to do much damage, but the Commander was now held in Rover's maw.

[[Ebon Hand of the Dragon|Ebon]] once again threw something, and once again did nothing.  This time, however, she did not fly away.

The next thing coming at the poor, battered Terrestrial was [[Duricorre]]'s Fist.  This lead, of course, to bits of the Commander's legs being left in Rover's mouth, and [[Sirokos]] finishing the rest of him off.