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'''Rina:''' No, he’s not. <br>
 
'''Rina:''' No, he’s not. <br>
 
'''Joshua:''' ''Whatever'' he is—''stop arguing with me''.<br><br>  
 
'''Joshua:''' ''Whatever'' he is—''stop arguing with me''.<br><br>  
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'''Joshua:''' Captain? It’s about as under control here as it currently can be. I don’t know if they’ve got more people outside.<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' Captain? It’s about as under control here as it currently can be. I don’t know if they’ve got more people outside.<br>
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'''Arden:''' You know it would have been so much simpler if we’d just—never mind.<br>
 
'''Arden:''' You know it would have been so much simpler if we’d just—never mind.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' Bitch at me later.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' Bitch at me later.<br>
'''Arden:''' It’s not you I want to bitch at.<br>  
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'''Arden:'''''' It’s not you I want to bitch at.<br>  
'''Nika:''' ''Bitch at me later''.<br><br>
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'''Nika: ''Bitch at me later''.<br><br>
  
 
'''Joshua:''' We’re gonna die.  Maybe.<br><br>
 
'''Joshua:''' We’re gonna die.  Maybe.<br><br>
  
 
'''Nika:''' I highly recommend y’all stop shootin’ or I’m gonna put a bullet in your guy’s head.<br><br>
 
'''Nika:''' I highly recommend y’all stop shootin’ or I’m gonna put a bullet in your guy’s head.<br><br>
 
'''Rina:''' They EMP’d us, the [[Episode 505: Stand and Deliver, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN|''svolochi'']].<br><br>
 
  
 
'''Joshua:''' It’s a cannon on a military-armed ship. What are we gonna to push it with? This flatbed? Our ''hands''?<br><br>
 
'''Joshua:''' It’s a cannon on a military-armed ship. What are we gonna to push it with? This flatbed? Our ''hands''?<br><br>
  
'''Joshua:''' Well, you know … this might not have occurred had the search gone relatively smoothly.  Had the search had gone smoothly, we might have had more time to break the lock, but for some reason—and I don’t know what it was, possibly it was you, possibly it was both of you. I wasn’t there, I can’t say—but somehow I got down to the cargo bay, the Sheriff no longer had a workable arm and the … the mercenary was tied up and minus his weapons. Now I’ve been told that can spontaneously happen, but I’ve never seen it occur so I have to assume it was the two of you.<br><br>
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'''Joshua:''' Well, you know … this might not have occurred had the search gone relatively smoothly.  Had the search had gone smoothly, we might have had more time to break the lock, but for some reason—and I don’t know what it was, possibly it was you, possibly it was both of you. I wasn’t there, I can’t say—but somehow I got down to the cargo bay, the Sheriff no longer had a workable arm and the … the mercenary was tied up and minus his weapons. Now I’ve been told that can spontaneously happen, but I’ve never seen it occur so I have to assume it was the two of you.<br>
  
 
'''Joshua:''' So I don’t want to hear any bitching about how we aren’t going to go ram our flatbed into the cannon of the military ship across the way.<br>  
 
'''Joshua:''' So I don’t want to hear any bitching about how we aren’t going to go ram our flatbed into the cannon of the military ship across the way.<br>  
'''Rina:''' (off Joshua’s look) Don’t look at me when you say that.<br><br>
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'''Rina:''' (off Joshua’s look) Don’t look at me when you say that.<br>
  
 
'''Kiera:''' Penny for your thoughts.<br>
 
'''Kiera:''' Penny for your thoughts.<br>
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'''Voice:''' You won’t get far.<br><br>
 
'''Voice:''' You won’t get far.<br><br>
'''Nika:''' ''Watch me''. <br><br>
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'''Nika:''' ''Watch me''. <br>
  
 
'''Computer voice:''' Targeting computer is locked on our vessel. [[Episode 505: Stand and Deliver, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE|''Dìngwèi de diànnǎo bèi suǒdìng zài wǒmen de chuan'']]. Targeting computer is locked on our vessel. ''Dìngwèi de diànnǎo bèi suǒdìng zài wǒmen de chuan''.<br><br>
 
'''Computer voice:''' Targeting computer is locked on our vessel. [[Episode 505: Stand and Deliver, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE|''Dìngwèi de diànnǎo bèi suǒdìng zài wǒmen de chuan'']]. Targeting computer is locked on our vessel. ''Dìngwèi de diànnǎo bèi suǒdìng zài wǒmen de chuan''.<br><br>
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'''Nika:''' I’m taking us down the canyon and get us the hell outa dodge. Evade the targeting computer.<br><br>
 
'''Nika:''' I’m taking us down the canyon and get us the hell outa dodge. Evade the targeting computer.<br><br>
  
'''Kiera:''' It’s not airtight. They’ve cut the top.<br>
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'''Kiera:'''''' It’s not airtight. They’ve cut the top.<br>
 
'''Nika: Oh, shite!<br><br>
 
'''Nika: Oh, shite!<br><br>
  
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'''Arden:''' I just want to know: Am I going to get lucky?<br>
 
'''Arden:''' I just want to know: Am I going to get lucky?<br>
'''Nika:''' No.  You didn’t break the landlock.<br><br>
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'''Nika:''' No.  You didn’t break the landlock.<br>
  
 
'''Joshua:''' I think we all disobeyed orders. As I’m fond of saying, we are rabid cats.<br><br>
 
'''Joshua:''' I think we all disobeyed orders. As I’m fond of saying, we are rabid cats.<br><br>
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'''Part 6:'''<br><br>
 
'''Part 6:'''<br><br>
'''Arden:''' Ship’s system? What ship systems?<br>
 
'''Nika:''' Experimental ''computer''. ''Experimental'' computer. ''Experimental computer''.<br><br>
 
 
'''Joshua:''' So. What would you like for dinner?<br>
 
'''Arden:''' I’ll have some crow.<br>
 
'''Kiera:''' I’ll help you chop onions so I can can cry. Let’s go.<br><br>
 
 
'''Rina:''' Oh, [[Episode 505: Stand and Deliver, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN|''bozhe moi'']]. That’s me.<br><br>
 
  
'''Nika:''' I could pull us out of pulse—<br>
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Arden: Ship’s system? What ship systems?<br>
'''Joshua:''' No. Captain.<br>
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Nika: Experimental ''computer''. ''Experimental'' computer. ''Experimental computer''.<br><br>
'''Nika:''' (still going)—and we can pull the computer but—<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' ''Captain''. (to Rina) Enter the key.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' Okay, look. I can drop us out of pulse and we can swap out the computers back out but—<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' ''Captain''.<br>
 
'''Nika:'''—but we don’t have enough fuel for that.<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' Captain. Let her enter the key.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' (no!) Ehnnnn!<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' Let her enter the key.<br><br>
 
  
'''Joshua:''' We’re due for a little luck, Captain.<br>
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Joshua: So. What would you like for dinner?<br>
'''Arden:''' The problem is, what kind of luck are we due for?<br>
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Arden: I’ll have some crow.<br>
'''Joshua:''' I’ve had my share of crappy luck. I’m ready for some good luck.<br>
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Kiera: I’ll help you chop onions so I can can cry. Let’s go.<br><br>
'''Arden:''' I have a pinhead. Can you tell me how many angels can sit on the top of it?<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' 50.<br><br>
 
  
'''Computer voice:''' I am detecting some electronic issues. I will pinpoint those and send them to engineering. <br>
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Rina: Oh, [Episode 505: Stand and Deliver, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN|''bozhe moi'']]. That’s me.<br>
'''Kiera:''' (to Rina) Great. It’s going to bug you from now on.<br><br>
 
  
'''Joshua:''' (to Rina) I’d like see you again.<br>
 
'''Rina:''' I beg your pardon?<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' I’ll never see you again. You’ll be talking with the Smart ship all the time.<br><br>
 
  
'''Computer voice:''' I’m detecting stress in your voice, Mr. Drake. Can I recommend a warm shower?<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' You could recommend it. I’m not going to listen to it. <br>
 
'''Rina:''' How about if I’m in it?<br><br>
 
  
'''Computer voice:''' I recommend that you attach all robots and other vessels to my systems for parallel assimilation.<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' This is so ''cool''.<br>
 
'''Arden:''' No. The word is ''awesome''.<br><br>
 
  
'''Computer voice:''' I want you to know I have great confidence in our mission.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' ''Oh God'' …<br><br>
 
  
'''Parker Duquesne:''' Oh hey, this is the Smart system. You got Smart system on this ship?<br>
 
'''Kiera:''' Yeah. <br>
 
'''Parker Duquesne:''' And yet you don’t have bathrooms in the cabins? What kind of crazy ship is this?<br><br>
 
  
'''Joshua:''' Captain? Was it not—let me check my watch—''two hours'' ago that you told me you wanted to be one who take the shot and now you want to tell me you can’t read the manual? I don’t know what to do with you.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' What do you mean you don’t know what to do with me? I’m a better shot than most people you’ll ever meet, even blind.<br><br>
 
  
'''Joshua:''' I don’t deny that but if you’re going to talk to me how awesome a shot you are, don’t bitch about not being able to read the manual. Take the manual and hold it up to here—(to his nose)<br>
 
'''Nika:''' I can’t read the manual. The print is too small.<br>
 
'''Computer voice:''' I can adjust the font size.<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' Take the rifle scope and hold it up to the— (off her look)—Ohh, you know I love you. I apologize. I didn’t mean it.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' (grinning) Liar.<br><br>
 
  
'''Parker Duquesne:''' It’s not too bad.<br>
 
'''Kiera:''' Right.<br>
 
'''Parker Duquesne:''' Except for that cat. What’s up with him? He seems crazed.<br><br>
 
 
 
'''Epilogue:'''<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' You do realize I committed us to finding those girls, right? Okay … so I’d like … I need a little something—<br>
 
'''Nika:''' What do you need?<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' No, ''that''’s what I need. Some kind of response. This is what I need.<br>
 
'''Nika:''' [[Episode 505: Stand and Deliver, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE|''Shi'']], you didn’t have to ask for that.<br><br>
 
  
 
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== '''''SNIPPETS FROM THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR''''' ==
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== '''''OUTTAKES''''' ==
 
'''Rina:''' Oh great, it’s the Rat Patrol.<br>
 
'''Rina:''' Oh great, it’s the Rat Patrol.<br>
 
'''Kiera:''' (blinks) Rat Patrol? Rats?<br>
 
'''Kiera:''' (blinks) Rat Patrol? Rats?<br>
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== '''''SHIP SPOTTING''''' ==
 
== '''''SHIP SPOTTING''''' ==
*[http://wiki.rpg.net/images/7/7b/Armadillo.jpg ANS Ship] - The other space craft from Landing Pad #3, ''La Tormenta''. (Spanish transl.: The Storm)<br>
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*[http://wiki.rpg.net/images/7/7b/Armadillo.jpg ANS Ship] - The other space craft from Landing Pad #3, '''La Tormenta''. (Spanish transl.: The Storm)<br>
  
 
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'''Part 2:'''<br>
 
'''Part 2:'''<br>
'''gāisǐ de''' = 該死的 = '''guy'''–sih duh  =  goddamn [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|goddamn Sound clip]<br><br>
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'''gāisǐ de''' = 該死的 = '''guy'''–sih duh  =  goddamn [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|goddamn Sound clip]<br>
  
 
'''Part 3:'''<br>
 
'''Part 3:'''<br>
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'''shi''' or '''shii''' = 屎 = shih = feces, shit [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|feces Sound clip] <br><br>
 
'''shi''' or '''shii''' = 屎 = shih = feces, shit [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|feces Sound clip] <br><br>
  
'''Part 6:'''<br>
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Part 6:  
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'''tā mā de''' = 他媽的  = tah '''mah''' duh  = fucking (adj.) [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|fucking Sound clip]<br>
 
'''tā mā de''' = 他媽的  = tah '''mah''' duh  = fucking (adj.) [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|fucking Sound clip]<br>
 
'''shi''' or '''shii''' = 屎 = shih = feces, shit [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|feces Sound clip] <br><br>
 
'''shi''' or '''shii''' = 屎 = shih = feces, shit [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|feces Sound clip] <br><br>
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'''Part 4:'''<br>
 
'''Part 4:'''<br>
'''svolochi''' = Сволочи = s’'''voh'''-loh-cheh = bastards [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|ru|bastards Sound clip] <br><BR>
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'''svolochi''' = Сволочи = s’'''voh'''-loh-cheh = bastards [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|ru|bastards Sound clip] <br>
 
 
'''Part 6:'''<br>
 
'''bozhe moi''' = Боже мой = '''Boh'''-zheh  moy = My God! (exclamation) [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#ru|en|%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%B5%20%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B9!%20 Sound clip]<br>
 
 
 
 
 
  
  
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#What kind of ore is the mine extracting? Is it of any strategic importance or is it just industrial?
 
#What kind of ore is the mine extracting? Is it of any strategic importance or is it just industrial?
 
#What sort of drugs were the Duquesnes smuggling and dealing?  They are well off, successful people.  Why deal? Did they need the money?  The thrill?  What?
 
#What sort of drugs were the Duquesnes smuggling and dealing?  They are well off, successful people.  Why deal? Did they need the money?  The thrill?  What?
#The Duquesnes mentioned a coup taking place on Greenleaf.  What kind of coup?
 
##Are they involved in it? They mentioned there was some suspicion that they were? Why?
 
##If they are involved, is it possible the drug dealing is used to funnel funds to the people behind the coup?
 
#Agua-Negra are the hired law enforcement for Greenleaf. How are they getting paid and by whom?
 
##If they are being paid by the government the coup is staged against, what happens if that government ceases to exist? Does ANS's contract likewise disappear?
 
##If they are being paid by the parties responsible for the coup, does ANS want the drugs for the money it can get them personally or do their employers want the drugs for the money it can get ''them''?
 
#ANS obviously can be hired across several worlds, spreading their jurisdiction and it's implied they will either work with the local LEOs or they will bribe/buy them out. Was Sheriff Marley bought out or bribed? Or was he still independent of ANS and was merely willing to work with them?
 
#''Equinox'' was hit twice by missiles. Her hull integrity remained intact.  She's a tough ship but how long will she last if the damage goes unrepaired?
 
#Now that the SmartShip(tm) system is fully operational, thanks to ''Lagniappe's'' experimental CPU, how much will life aboard change? How much resistance will there be to the SmartShip program? Will we be able to uninstall it in the future if we decide not to use it?
 
#Now that Joshua has announced his intent to find the women on the Jing Jing Bei list, what impact will it have on the cargo operations of our ship?
 
#In terms of responsibility to the rescued, what happens if a woman decides not to leave the life she'd been forced into?
 
#In terms of the inevitable trouble we seem to fall into, what should we do if one of the rescued women wants to stand with us and get invovled in the trouble we're in. Do we refuse? Or accept her help and let her take on the same mortal risks as we face? How is that rescuing the woman from ruin? What are our moral obligations in that circumstance?
 
  
  
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