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'''Gǒu shǐ''' = 狗屎 = '''gow''' shih = dog shit [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|dog%20shit Sound clip]<br>
 
'''Gǒu shǐ''' = 狗屎 = '''gow''' shih = dog shit [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|dog%20shit Sound clip]<br>
 
'''fèifèi de pìgu'''  =  狒狒的屁股 = fay-fay duh '''pee'''-goo = baboon’s ass [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|baboon's%20ass%20 Sound clip] <br>
 
'''fèifèi de pìgu'''  =  狒狒的屁股 = fay-fay duh '''pee'''-goo = baboon’s ass [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|baboon's%20ass%20 Sound clip] <br>
'''gāisǐ de bèndàn''' =該死的笨蛋  = '''guy'''-sih duh '''ben-dahn'''  = goddamned fucker [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|goddamned%20fucker Sound clip]<br>
 
'''gāisǐ de tā mā de húndàn''' =該死的他媽的混蛋 = '''guy'''-sih dih tah '''mah''' duh '''hoon'''-dahn  = goddamn fucking asshole [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|goddamn%20fucking%20asshole  Sound clip]<br><br>
 
  
'''Rina and Joshua, Pinned:'''<br>
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'''Rina and Joshua, Pinned'''<br>
 
'''gāisǐ de bèndàn''' =該死的笨蛋  = '''guy'''-sih duh '''ben-dahn'''  = goddamned fucker [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|goddamned%20fucker Sound clip]
 
'''gāisǐ de bèndàn''' =該死的笨蛋  = '''guy'''-sih duh '''ben-dahn'''  = goddamned fucker [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|zh-TW|goddamned%20fucker Sound clip]
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=='''''HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN'''''==
 
=='''''HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN'''''==
'''Yebatʹ!''' = Ебать!  =  Yeh-'''bahtz!'''= Fuck! [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|ru|Fuck!%20 Sound clip]<br>
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'''Yebatʹ!''' = Ебать!  =  Yeh-'''bahtz!'''= Fuck! [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|ru|Fuck!%20 Sound clip]<br><br>
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'''V’seriozni?''' = Вы серьезный? = v’'''sehr'''-ree-'''yohz'''-ni? = [Are] you serious?  
 
'''V’seriozni?''' = Вы серьезный? = v’'''sehr'''-ree-'''yohz'''-ni? = [Are] you serious?  
 
[http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#ru|en|%D0%92%D1%8B%20%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8C%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9%3F%20 Sound clip]<br><br>  
 
[http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#ru|en|%D0%92%D1%8B%20%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8C%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9%3F%20 Sound clip]<br><br>  
 
 
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=='''''OUTTAKES'''''==
 
[On Joshua taking off his helmet]<br>
 
Still, it’s no picnic and he gazes at Rina, wanting her to be the last thing he sees before he dies. He thinks back to how they met, how they fell in love … the pity sex they had at first, and then the fact that he’s outlasted Mike. Super Mike. Suck it! He can suck on that!<br><br>
 
 
Joshua: And by the way, before I die, I just wanted to say I always hated Mike. With every fiber of my being.<br><br><br>
 
 
[a quip about Beglan's probably blood type]<br>
 
On the ship two doors down, Arden finally—FINALLY—catches sight of the stubborn bleeder that’s been eluding him for so long and ties it off. Arden rises up from the deck, aching from the hard surface, and together he and Kiera start moving Beglan for Equinox’s med bay. Beglan’s going to need blood to replace what he’s lost. <br><br>
 
 
Arden: Don’t we have blood in our medical stores?<br>
 
Nika: We don’t keep blood on board. I’m sure of that. It only lasts for so long.<br>
 
Rina: (with a brogue) Oh, and Beglan’s got that rare Irish O-negative. And we don’t have it.<br><br><br>
 
 
[when Joshua returns to Equinox after the explosion, we momentarily forget he cannot hear]<br>
 
Nika comes to on the bridge and peels herself off her console. She hears someone calling somewhere on the ship.<br><br>
 
 
Joshua: Hello-oooo!<br>
 
Nika: (yelling) Joshua?<br>
 
Joshua: (yelling back) That would be me.<br>
 
Nika: Are you guys okay? <br>
 
Joshua: She’s out like a light. Like all the lights on this ship.<br>
 
Nika: We’ve no comms. (flipping switches)  No power.<br><br><br>
 
 
 
[And Arden pops the 64-thousand credit question.]<br>
 
Arden: Where’s Houston? (Urk!) I mean, Boston?<br>
 
Rina: (cracking up) “Boston? We have a problem.” <br><br><br>
 
 
[on a medical flub]<br>
 
Arden: (angry) I’m sorry, but did you see who’s down in sick bay with a knife in his head? (urk!) With a screwdriver in his head?<br>
 
Joshua, Nika, and Rina: In his leg.<br>
 
Arden: Whatever!<br>
 
Kiera: And a concussion.<br>
 
Beglan: “I’m a doctor, not an anatomist!”<br>
 
Kiera: Is that why he screws up? Dammit, Arden, I respected you!<br>
 
Arden: (singing) “The leg bone’s connected to the arm bone, the arm bone’s connected to the head bone …” <br><br><br>
 
 
 
  
  

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