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Kithle - I want a raise! I do most of the work around here. I'm involved in every single plot. How many times have I or my efforts saved your sorry hides? How many times have i covered for everyone when they were sick or otherwise more useless than normal? Despite this the Cat-girl gets paid more than I do.

Igor - Cathain theriousthly do thomething. The ithilith is gething a weird looth in hith eyes, all thwelve mather.

Jarlot - But he wants a raise, I can't give people raises or fair pay. Thats lawful.

Slip - Maybe so, at the same time you do realize that Kithle is easily capable of wiping out most of the crew by this point. Thats assuming he doesn't use allies. Satnak, Sa'vor, and maybe Silver or Raven could fight him on almost equal terms, but all four of them are less intelligent and firmly on his side. Lucky, Andrea, Nalfien and the rest of the mages can't even hurt him thanks to his immunity, and aside from Kanatash you have no psions in his league. Also Kithle has proven that he is more than capable of putting the ghost in his place. Finally Aerith and her angel friends might help you, but seriously do you think those fragile minded zealots stand a chance against such a concentration of Mortal power as Kithle. He also significantly more dangerous than before he had Sa'vor's brain for dinner. He's been under a lot of stress recently and his recent setback with sutehk has him grumpy. A raise and a paid vacation would probably be best. Unless you want him to lead a mutiny, or worse yet start an election.

Jarlot - OH SWEET KYBHER NO!!!

Marish is heading down the corridor to the mess hall looking foward to the next few days of fish and harmless chili, When she is confronted by a massive glowing beast with three heads and viscious gnashing jaws in each beastial face.

Satnak - Marish I would have though you were smarter than this.

Marish - ... idea what your talking about.

Satnak - A lot of people get messed with on this ship. A lot of mind bugging goes on. Its only natural to want to join in the fun, but one must remember the rules. You broke a big one. Wanna know which?

Satnak - You messed with the cooky. Normally not a big deal, but you see the chili is awful. I can't let that go unpunished. Allen got used as moster bait, Terra well Ok I let her off because the look on Micheals face was priceless. You on the other hand I don't find amusing. You have nothing to offer me at this point, your spell will run its course without you. You are mine now you little furball.

Andrea: *sigh* Marish is in danger...must go protect familiar.  Maybe give her a bath.

Kanatash: Kithle, I'm normally on your side but in this case I just have to say, SUCK IT UP B****!  :rant: I don't get paid PERIOD.  Jarlot thinks I don't need money just because I'm incorperal.  He didn't even give me my own room so I had to create an extradimensional pocket myself.  Plus I've even restrainded myself from messing with his mind or done anything to threaten the destrution of reality in months.

Kanatash: That was Kelter's fault, remember?  Thats not what's important anyways.  What's important is I have the power to destroy the minds of everyone on this ship and reality itself, not to mention I've been here for a long long time and I don't get paid squat.  I don't think you can complain about your pay sucking.

Jarlot: OH SWEET KYBHER NO!!!

Lisa: So…why did you want to talk to me…I have never had any thought about Jar…

Tifa: OH, it has nothing to do with that, I know you don’t like Jarlot…I mean your all ready in a Love Q…

Tifa: Its like a love Triangle with a little tail…that being Dooj or what ever his name is. Any way you are the only woman I trust enough to talk to… I refuse to talk to that damn solar loving flower selling man stealing B*tch, I don’t like the whole Undead thingy so the wizards out, And that damn cat is next on my list after the B*tch and Tera and I don’t get long because my game is so much better then hers…

Tera: [SIZE=2]NO IT ISN’T[/SIZE]

Tifa: [SIZE=2]YES IT IS! AND STOP SPYING ON US WE ARE NOT DOING ANYTING [/SIZE] … even though that would **** her off to no end…

Lisa: What you…like woman to…I mean your married…isn’t that cheating?

Tifa: Nah Jarlot is the only MAN I will ever love…women are fair game though. I mean how else I qualified for the Nymph’s kiss feat. Ahh that was a lovely night inn the plane of the fey… I wonder If can get any of that wine her on the ship… and I wonder what happen to Eiko the Nymph, she had this funny little horn one her head you know.

Three little Pixie like kids a zooming around the house and causing general Havoc and mayhem, until the crash in to there mother Eiko the Nymph.  

Eiko: Yuna, Rikku, Paine COME HERE NOW! Where you three trying breaking in to The Queen vaults again!

Paine: don’t kill any body…

Eiko: *sigh * what am I going to do with you… you break things, hurt random fey, and try to get me in trouble with the queen…Am at my Wits end!  

Rikku: Come on Paine you remember when mommy explained where we came from

Yuna: That is right she said that She and our other Mommy Tifa when to the special grove, drank the magic wine, and did the happy dance… and Nine months later we showed up the prefect blending of the two!

Lisa: But why Demonic one…

Tifa: THAT was Tera’s idea…she said it make them smart… and/or give the Chili and extra kick.

Then a shimmering portal opens up and Yuna, Rikku, Paine with a note pined on there dresses…

From three different halls Cthulhu, Jarlot, and Volrath are walking toward deck. They each see Tifa being tackled by little fey screaming "mommy". The same thought runs through each ones' mind "Oh ****!" They each, in perfect unison jump off different sides of the ship.

( Sa'vor stands on his blacony gazing down with pride on his minons below, Slip appears behind him and scares the living daylight out of him)  

Slip: usualy you notice im here  

Sa'vor: its the fact that i've been a bit busy recently and that you havent visited me in a long while  

Slip: i've been busy keeping this ship from falling apart. your all lucky it doesnt fall apart while i sleep

Sa'vor: yes.. the multiple dimensional pockets are causing serious strain on its existence and being hit by the laser didnt help. i thought it would be a bit longer until this started happening  

Slip: what? whats happening?

Sa'vor: the ships reality is unravelling, its very hull is so permeated with magic it cant take the strain. not to mention the huge magical radiation we create. its a wonder we dont get charged with polluting the world with magic

Slip: we've been charged with everyother crime. and any way, what does magical radiation do?  

Sa'vor: well, in low to medium levels it increases the amount of people whom can wield magic within the area, sometimes theres some wierd affects like portals opening to hell dimensions and people born with resistance to magic and the odd mutant. but in such a large amounts it could cause much bad.  

Sa'vor: we could be looking at a extra-dimensional cross over of apocloyptic proportions or even the gods being able to influence the world. demi gods being born, strife, gods walking eberron. Kyber manifesting, Xoriat or Dal Qour becoming countermendious again and things such as this

Sa'vor: ah.. two months.  

Tara: its whole form will unravel as its become so completly filled with magic, reality will be torn asunder, a huge protal will open in its stead and these extra-demensional pockets will be destroyed. does this happen often?  

Sa'vor: i've got far too much to do at the momebt to worry about visiting people! I've got things to build, magic to prepare. Dra'vos to worry about, and i've got a legion to train!  

Slip: well, i thought you could do with catching up with recent news.  

Sa'vor: i thought as much

( Begins to mutter under his breath and write out mabranic runes on a sheet of paper while standing up, he leans over his desk to get as close as possible check for mistakes)  

Tara: there doesnt seem much that Kithle doesnt know

Sa'vor: my liege knows everything. he hears everything. i've started to expect him to know whats going on. there was a time where i tried to hide things from him. is still hide somethings... things that even he cant know.. but i trust him with most information. besides, i have trust his motives. the only reason im in a hurry is because i need to be.  

Sa'vor: i think i might not have much of an unlife left once Dra'vos gets here, one of us will die. one of us, and i feel the shrill call of death approaching. i embrace the coming darkness and peace ... but im afraid of what comes after....

Slip: your afraid to die?  

Sa'vor: you havnt seen what i've seen... you havnt made enemies that i've made. there are a lot of things i've done that im not proud of ... there are a lot of people whom are dead that wait for me in the after life. and they arnt to happy with me, i really dont whant to end up with them for eternity. THEY WILL NOT TAKE  ME!  

Slip: well, just so you know. Kithles stressed, Kantash is really really ****ed off, and they're both demanding a holiday and a pay rise.  

Sa'vor: hell, i dont even get paid. not that i need to be.  

Sa'vor: i've FAR too much to do.. maybe once i've faced Dra'vos and stopped the universe unravelling i'll take a week off. though i think Kantash and Kithle need a couple of weeks off, i could cover for them.  

Slip: i doubt it, the state your in at the moment you can bearly keep up with what your doing now. you havnt even fed or slept!  

Tara: i'll keep an eye on the ship while their gone. someones got to do it. and Sa'vors not the most patient  of individuals.  

Slip:wheres Naz'roth at the moment?  

Tara: i dont know, i miss him. he was quite cute.  

Sa'vor: ( in between the furrius scribbelings of a ink pen with Infinite ink, Sa'vor currently is using a maximised extended empowered Haste spell on himself) Oh, he whent to Shavarath, said he was going to lead the devils for a while. oh and he said Tara that he misses you greatly and hopes to see you soon.  

Sa'vor: niether did i, and he spent quite a while in my head. but i suppose they have to, other wise there wouldnt be any deamons left.

( gathers up his notes and teleports to another section of the castle, Feal-thas enteres from the stair case. still dressed in his armour. he know stand over Seven feet, his eyes blaze with magical might)  

Feal-Thas: wheres father off to?

Tara: i think he whent to get some peace

Feal-Thas: im worried about him Tara, he been getting increasingly morbid and talks a lot less. he isnt even eating anymore. he barely sleeps, he's becoming far more detached from reality.  

Slip: he's worried and afraid. i dont think he knows how to handle it

Tara: he does, its somthing else he's dealing with, Dread. he doesnt wish to face Dra'vos, though he has to. he dreads it. he knows what Dra'vos is like, and if im correct he'll be far more than a match for him. Sa'vor will have to use all his cunning and skill to beat him.  

Tara: that i belive is a different matter.  

Tara: even i cant tell, and i know him better than any of you. recently i discovered that his mind is like a void, its like theres nothing there. i think his abilities are evolving .  

Feal-Thas: evolving? i didnt know he had abilities

Tara: dont forget, he was born in a high magical area, he was born with powers and skills far beyond anything we can imagin. somtimes even i have trouble guessing what he'll be able to do next. i only know a few of his abnormal skills, these are non magical as far as i can tell, i know that he can gauge peoples power and thier strengths and weakensses, i also know he can when he concentrates create an aura of pure fear and dread. another is his skill at always knowing where and when  he is.  

Slip: that AND being an uber, pretty scarry prospect. so whats wrong?  

Tara: i think his contact with that magical artifact has allowed him to see further into the future, i think he's seen somthing that scares him beyond anything else.  

Tara: we wait for him to tell us. its the only thing we can do. his mind shieldings far more powerful than ever before.

Sa'vor is in a storage wing of the castle where he's set up a hammock between two stacks of weapons crates.  The only one who can get here is Igor, and that's because………he's Igor.

Sa'vor: Must be nice, not having any responsabilities.  Now enemies coming to get you, no empire to help create, no need to feed.

Sa'vor: That's some power.  I put up the wards on this area myself.  They're a variation on the ones used to keep rajahs imprisioned.

Jarlot: What is it?  I've still got to decide whether to give Kithle and Kantash a vacation, so this better be important.

Igor: From the advertithmentth.

Jarlot: Advertising………Chalky didn't take money to paint slogans on the side of the Forgotten Freedom again, did he?

Igor: Oh, no, mathter.  It'th about the crew.  I think you'll agree that the quethion of whether or not they thurvive is a thecond by thecond queththion.  It'th already running.  Garnering top ratingth, too.

Kantash: That's very fortunate.

Messhal in the Forgotten Freedom. All is as it should be. Chalky's hunting Squishy. Micheal is leering at Lisa. Lisa is hitting Micheal. In short the usual.

Volrath, Terra, and Muridin are eating at their usual table. Muridin is, as usual guzzling his decanter of endless ale. Volrath is eating what he calls "white pork with white pork sauce". Terra is having, what appears to be, a simple salad.

Volrath : Alright, it's a cult, but you didn['t answer my question. Howis it doing what, what are they up to.

Terra : Well, I didn't check personally , but my network says that it's still there, thriving actually. Why do you ask? Shouldn't you know the whereabouts of your own cult?

Muridin puts down his ale, apparently having heard nothing of the previous conversation.

Muridin : Volrath, where you get "white pork sauce".

Volrath : (face brightening up) Micheal :devil:  

Muridin content with this answer goes back to drinking.

Micheals walks into the privy.

Lisa: Ummm....I point out I'm still a hero.

Jarlot: Oh...hell.

*Andrea sits on a podium while smoking in a ladylike fashion, some hints of sharon stone while crossing her legs under her miniskirt robes*  

Andrea: Yeah, I was with Jarlot from the beginning.  It was harder in those days to get some attention.  They didn't think the world was ready for a hot and sexy Black Mage....it was years before Lulu you know....lousy **** who stole my bit.

Jarlot: Yeah I had a bit part in FF8 where I was revealed to be the real father of all those spikey haired guys in the games.  It was to be a whole Darth Vader moment but I've got to say do I LOOK like I could be?

Cloud: You woman stealing B*****!

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Kelter : You see I was also with Jarlot from the beginning. I was one of the original four. Jarlot, Doog (or Dooj can't remember), Andrea, and me the most greed and selfish group of adventurers ever. We got Lisa, Micheal, and Jingo all in one drunken party. (Lisa comes over with hammer) That is not to say that Lisa would participate in such activity. She was in fact breaking up the party. (Lisa leaves) I attempted to keep the peace between Lisa and Micheal. (Image of Kelter standing between Micheal and Lisa, both with weapons at the ready.) It usually however didn't work out. (Image of a mangled Kelter lying beside an equally mangled Micheal.)

Kelter : In my defence, I was attempting to get several exalted feats and the pacifist presige class.

Volrath : I would just like to point out that Terra would have worked in 3D, and FF7 would have been a direct squeal to FF6. In the end though everything got canceled after Locke killed himself, over his lose of Celes. I(dropping head in sadness) was going to be the BBEG. (runs off camera crying).

Tony Tomay : Terra is this true.

Michael: I point out that I have no desire to have my career coast on my family' successes.

*a black and white family picture is shown of Darth Vader, Skeletor, Garland, Lo Pan, Ganondorf Dragmire, Magus, Revolver Ocelot, Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, Jason, the Master, Mordred, Kane, Dracula, Rufus Shin-ra, and a tiny image Michael nestled within*

Michael: He pretends he was emaculently concieved.   

Tony Tomay: Can you tell us how you got your career started Doog? You're famous Hollywood over for playing henchmen roles.

Doog: Well I started at the bottom and worked my way up.  Orc in the Lord of the Rings cartoon voice work to actually being one of the teaming hordes of evil.  You know those Imps in FF1?

Michael: I'm waiting for the moment to be special okay?

Tony Tomay: There was a big contraversy about it.

Michael: You knew cloud? I bet you got all the chicks....

*On the sun deck where Aerith is wearing her own bikini while under the shade and wearing glasses with a drink, there of course is a flower basket beside her and a mint-drink...probably healing potion*

*Marish is wagging her tail in the sun with her own sunglasses, not wearing much at all but...fuzzy for censors*

Tony Tomay: Now we have a special treat for you in famous star of Final Fantasy VII Aerith Gainsborough!

Aerith: Oh certainly, I don't know why so many fans thought I was dead when the ending was clearly based on the idea of my being ressurected and rejoining with Cloud.

Aerith: No no, I'm sure there's a perfectly...*twitch* good explanation for a number of production questions.

Aerith: Yeah right ****-chan.

Marish: There's only a few touchy subjects with Aerith....the whole death thing is one of them.  Also, Kingdom Hearts was supposed to be a trilogy was going to star her.  Disney and Final Fantasy, what do you THINK its a vehicle for?  Of course, to work for said company you've got to be a real **** at heart.

Marish: The question is...where is this Tabloid child NOOOWWW?

Terra: What's with all this limit break crap?! You're perfectly normal up till X-1 damage, but one more HP gone and you go all super sayian?! In my game, we only had desperation moves and we liked it!

Tony TOmay - lets see that in slow mo. Right here you can see Satnak unleashing a flamesphere upon Marish without even breaking stride or interrupting her toss. Oh heres mickey the resident healer.

Mickey - out of the way, - leaps into the pool and nearly chokes marish on a dark lauger of regeneration.-

Tony Tomay - Satnak maam, plz a moment of your time AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

"You...Hurt....the...Cat."

*All of them descend on Santak*