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So at the nearest city… | So at the nearest city… | ||
| − | A long line forms | + | A long line forms leading into a building the FF crew have “borrowed” for the purpose of getting redshirts. |
In the interview room; Jarlot, Marish (Jarlot said so, that’s why), Ketler (To see if any warforged redshirts were well built), Lisa (To check morality of prospects) Michael (To check immorality of prospects), Bruce Ki (Because he can’t find where he is supposed to go), and whoever else feels free to wander in at the moment. | In the interview room; Jarlot, Marish (Jarlot said so, that’s why), Ketler (To see if any warforged redshirts were well built), Lisa (To check morality of prospects) Michael (To check immorality of prospects), Bruce Ki (Because he can’t find where he is supposed to go), and whoever else feels free to wander in at the moment. | ||
| − | Outside | + | Outside hundreds of potential corpses…er crew as well as the rest of the FF team. |
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| − | '''Warforged''': I need the following people to get out of the line and go to the “Red Room”: Any dual scimitar | + | '''Warforged''': I need the following people to get out of the line and go to the “Red Room”: Any dual scimitar wielding drow with panthers, anyone named Sepiroth, Seshomaru, or Goku… |
'''Jarlot''': Ok, who’s next? | '''Jarlot''': Ok, who’s next? | ||
| − | ( | + | (Pyrokeneticist and Fighter walk in) |
'''Fighter''': Uh… Is this like, where we do stuff? | '''Fighter''': Uh… Is this like, where we do stuff? | ||
| − | '''Pyro''': Heheh | + | '''Pyro''': Heheh hey how’s it going? |
'''Lisa''': They don’t look like the brightest torches… | '''Lisa''': They don’t look like the brightest torches… | ||
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'''Michael''': So, what, you wanna kill everything? | '''Michael''': So, what, you wanna kill everything? | ||
| − | '''Orange Warforged''': Clarification: Only those things worthy of my time, | + | '''Orange Warforged''': Clarification: Only those things worthy of my time, meat bag. |
| − | '''Ketler''': Hmm, this is a well | + | '''Ketler''': Hmm, this is a well built warforged |
'''Orange Warforged''': Statement: At least this meat bag can respect the quality of my construction. | '''Orange Warforged''': Statement: At least this meat bag can respect the quality of my construction. | ||
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'''Marish''': Meow! These guys look good. | '''Marish''': Meow! These guys look good. | ||
| − | (A Wizard, a Fighter, a | + | (A Wizard, a Fighter, a Rouge and a Mystic Theuge walk in) |
'''Jarlot''': So why do you want to join us? | '''Jarlot''': So why do you want to join us? | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Rouge''': Treasure! |
'''Wizard''': Killing! | '''Wizard''': Killing! | ||
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'''V''': The smelly one is supposed to be here! | '''V''': The smelly one is supposed to be here! | ||
| − | '''Doog''': Hey I’m here, | + | '''Doog''': Hey I’m here, lets get ready |
| − | '''One of many Drow w/scimitars''': Hey | + | '''One of many Drow w/scimitars''': Hey we heard this is where we are supposed to be. |
| − | (Suddenly the room is flooded with alchemist | + | (Suddenly the room is flooded with alchemist fire by the crew. Those remaining are beaten with sticks.) |
'''Doog''': I love this job! | '''Doog''': I love this job! | ||
| − | '''Norbaz''': Hm, alchemist | + | '''Norbaz''': Hm, alchemist fire cooks fast, and yet locks in the flavor well. |
'''Andrea''': Ok, we’ll split the bodies evenly between food and zombies. | '''Andrea''': Ok, we’ll split the bodies evenly between food and zombies. | ||
| − | '''Norbaz''': Ok, but you take those | + | '''Norbaz''': Ok, but you take those drows. They aren’t fit to eat… |
| − | '''Pholly''': Yes! I CAN USE ALCHEMIST | + | '''Pholly''': Yes! I CAN USE ALCHEMIST FIRE FOR THIS! WOOT! Jarlot even said so! |
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Waiting Room | Waiting Room | ||
| − | '''Orange Warforged''': The | + | '''Orange Warforged''': The meat bag pirates seem to be incompetent |
| − | '''Silver Warforged''': They all are. | + | '''Silver Warforged''': They all are. Every body. |
| − | '''Orange Warforged''': Query- If you dislike everything | + | '''Orange Warforged''': Query- If you dislike everything why not destroy it all? |
'''Silver Warforged''': What’s the point? If I kill an organic, two more will have been born and I’ll wear out before I can chip away at it. | '''Silver Warforged''': What’s the point? If I kill an organic, two more will have been born and I’ll wear out before I can chip away at it. | ||
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'''Orange Warforged''': Query- But why not have fun killing things until you wear out? | '''Orange Warforged''': Query- But why not have fun killing things until you wear out? | ||
| − | '''Silver Warforged''': Fun? There’s no such thing. It’s just deluding your sensors and forgetting about the inevitable for a while. It’s just like those | + | '''Silver Warforged''': Fun? There’s no such thing. It’s just deluding your sensors and forgetting about the inevitable for a while. It’s just like those meat bags. |
'''Pyro''': Heheh those chicks were checking me out | '''Pyro''': Heheh those chicks were checking me out | ||
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| − | (Later | + | (Later back on the ship Kanatash floats into the room followed by a Mind Flayer, a Gauth, and an Aboleth. On seeing the Mindflayer Kelter screams and dives under the table trembling.) |
'''Jarlot''': Um, Kanatash who are these guys? | '''Jarlot''': Um, Kanatash who are these guys? | ||
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'''Kanatash''': (telepathically) These are just some individuals I encountered before taking residence aboard your ship. | '''Kanatash''': (telepathically) These are just some individuals I encountered before taking residence aboard your ship. | ||
| − | '''Jarlot''': | + | '''Jarlot''': Ok, would you care to introduce them. |
| − | '''Kanatash''': Of course (pointing towards the Mind Flayer) This is Jonny the | + | '''Kanatash''': Of course (pointing towards the Mind Flayer) This is Jonny the retard Illithed. Not only is he stupid by Mindflayer Standards but also by the standards of your crew. When I encountered him he was trying to hump a doorknob in the middle of a dwarven stronghold. (Moving on the Gauth) This is Squinty the nearsighted Gauth. He is so blind that he can not see what is happening ten feet away from him and he has corrective eyeglasses for all of his eyestalks. Unfortunately, these glasses tend to reflect his eyerays back at himself and has to date blasted out three of his own eyes. |
'''Jarlot''': (looking quite taken aback) I probably don't want to know but... What about the Aboleth? | '''Jarlot''': (looking quite taken aback) I probably don't want to know but... What about the Aboleth? | ||
| − | '''Kanatash''': Ah yes, perhaps the most pathetic individual of the bunch, Melvin the Allergic Aboleth. He has a breathing disorder with makes it so he cannot | + | '''Kanatash''': Ah yes, perhaps the most pathetic individual of the bunch, Melvin the Allergic Aboleth. He has a breathing disorder with makes it so he cannot breath underwater but unfortunately for him is also allergic to his own mucus cloud so if he is not submerged in water to wash away the mucus his body constantly generates he breaks out in horrible rashes and hives. |
'''Marish''': (with a look of pity) Why are you friends with these things, Kanatash? | '''Marish''': (with a look of pity) Why are you friends with these things, Kanatash? | ||
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'''Jarlot''': You know, now that you ask.... | '''Jarlot''': You know, now that you ask.... | ||
| − | '''Marish''': Safety! The man is a shining example of how NOT to use | + | '''Marish''': Safety! The man is a shining example of how NOT to use alchemists fire. Or any other explosive, for that matter. And he has other uses, too. Like trapfinding. Nobody trips a lethal trap like ol' Pholly. Why, if he wasn’t there to take those nasty traps in the teeth, you would have more work on your hands, you ingrateful band-aid dispenser! |
| − | '''Jarlot''': That, and the pool on when he’s going to blow himself up next is up to 300 gold... | + | '''Jarlot''': That, and the pool on when he’s going to blow himself up next is up to 300 gold..... |
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'''Michael''': I’m tellin ya, man. That Bluevine crap is strictly for the suckers, now if you want something good... | '''Michael''': I’m tellin ya, man. That Bluevine crap is strictly for the suckers, now if you want something good... | ||
| − | '''Doog''': (stopping outside a heavily scorched door) Hey, ain’t this Pholly- | + | '''Doog''': (stopping outside a heavily scorched door) Hey, ain’t this Pholly-guys room? |
'''Michael''': Yeah....(grins evilly) hey, check this. | '''Michael''': Yeah....(grins evilly) hey, check this. | ||
| − | (Michael carefully opens the door, revealing Pholly trying to delicately mix | + | (Michael carefully opens the door, revealing Pholly trying to delicately mix alchemists fire, totally absorbed in his work.) |
(Michael motions Doog to step back out of the doorway, and pulls a paper bag from his cloak.) | (Michael motions Doog to step back out of the doorway, and pulls a paper bag from his cloak.) | ||
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'''Pholly''': Wha!?! (totally screws the mixture) | '''Pholly''': Wha!?! (totally screws the mixture) | ||
| − | ( | + | (Phollys room explodes, a gout of flame jets into the corridor and a smell of charred Pholly fills the area.) |
(Doog and Michael laugh.) | (Doog and Michael laugh.) | ||
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The next day after noticing the enhancements given to the keel | The next day after noticing the enhancements given to the keel | ||
| − | '''Pholly''': The What? Can cast WHAT?!? Gosh, I feel so insignificant now. Wait, I know. | + | '''Pholly''': The What? Can cast WHAT?!? Gosh, I feel so insignificant now. Wait, I know. Ill come up with Alchemists Nuke!! Yeah, thats the ticket!! (at this point, Pholly is clubbed to 0 hp by the entire crew.) |
| − | ''' | + | '''Ships cleric''': (idly cleaning his nails) No. Stop. Don’t hit him. Why are you doing that? |
'''Captain Jarlot''': Don’t worry, I’m cutting his pay to cover the repair bills. | '''Captain Jarlot''': Don’t worry, I’m cutting his pay to cover the repair bills. | ||
