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| | Doog: When was the last time we raided something for the hell of it? I think we've got a solution to the money problem. | | Doog: When was the last time we raided something for the hell of it? I think we've got a solution to the money problem. |
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| − | as though it is so ugly that nothing can ever in this universe be so fascinating. It reads: "Camp Freedom! Excitement! Thrills! Swag! BE THERE OR BE A
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| − | Silver: At your traditional summer camp this is taken care of through gossip in the cabins. Otherwise where do you get the outragious myths and freaky urban
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| − | By the look of things, this little plot may be over before they get back. But
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| − | Smig: Finally! My days in the shadow of that building hugger are over! I shall recruit followers to our cause and ring the death knoll for the blight that is
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| − | Cool Cthultu : Can't we all just get along?
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| − | OOC: First things first. I'll try and finish my side story today.
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| − | OOKaizer: :rolleyes: Yeah right.
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| − | OORei: *whack* Quiet you! :mad:
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| − | OOC: Ok, I have an idea for the Camp. Wilderness Survival with [[Forgotten_Freedom:Nalfein|Nalfein]]!
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| − | [[Forgotten_Freedom:Nalfein|Nalfein]]: Ok, kids. Pay close attention. I'm going to teach you the single most important word for survival ANYWHERE.
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| − | [SIZE=4]FIREBALL!!!![/SIZE]
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| − | [[Forgotten_Freedom:Nalfein|Nalfein]] proceeds to torch 50 redshirts in a single burst of fiery death.
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| − | [[Forgotten_Freedom:Nalfein|Nalfein]]: See? Food, warmth, and protection all in one simple word. :D
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| − | 1.) Don't feed the squirrels
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| − | 2.) this includes letting them catch you
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| − | 3.) We are not liable for damage inflicted by the chili
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| − | 4.) unless you have proof someone sicced it on you
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| − | 5.) Read the complete list it can save your life.
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| − | 6) Yes, the stories about crazy people are real.
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| − | 7) They are your camp councelors.
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| − | 8) Yes, the stories about monster are true.
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| − | 9) They are the councelors' assistants.
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| − | 10) The bartenders at Erk's Place card very hard.
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| − | 11) They have to: sometimes they have to overcome spell resistance and damage reduction.
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| − | 12) Please be advised that if you get lost you are on your own. We may be crazy, but we're not dumb.
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| − | 13) If you are going to be angsty you are not allowed anywhere near the fluffy bunny.
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| − | 14) Your parents paid way too much not to bring you back in one piece [SIZE=1]at least long enough for us to get away[/SIZE].
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| − | Bunny: Actually……*whisper*
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| − | Change of Rules: Your parents paid us way too much to not bring you back.
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| − | OOcat: :devil:
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| − | 17) Councilers cannot bribe the captain to be excluded from the rules
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| − | 18) Do not feed the vampires
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| − | 20) Provoking your counciler will be counted as suicide. therefore your parents will NOT get the life insurance
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| − | 21) turning the children into your own personal cult is also forbidden ... it took us weeks to get the stains off the walls last time
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| − | 22) alchol can and will be accepted as a bribe
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| − | 23) Ketler is NOT allowed to try and use the children as a lure for ANY of his incidious plans.
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| − | Maddie leads [[Forgotten_Freedom:Terra|Terra]] and [[Forgotten_Freedom:Lisa|Lisa]] to a series of plain looking buildings.
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| − | Maddie: This is the College of Non-magical Arts also known as the Silver Campus. This is where you send your males who are too stupid to learn magic. Here
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| − | Maddie runs over to an approaching knight, attempting to cross the bridge to his class.
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| − | Maddie: What is your name?
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| − | Knight: Oh god! Not again!
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| − | Maddie: Wrong!
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| − | [[Forgotten_Freedom:Terra|Terra]]: Shouldn't you have thrown him down the moat?
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| − | Maddie: I try to be original. ;)
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| − | Bunny: One. :pbbbtt: Sometimes originallity is not a good idea.
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| − | Pholly: Hey, guys, I made a missile out of alchemist's fire!
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| − | Bunny: Exibit A.
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