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− | + | Name- Michael McCellan | |
− | + | Race Human | |
− | + | Profession- Blackguard | |
− | + | Chaotic Evil | |
− | + | Crimes- | |
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Public drunkenness | Public drunkenness | ||
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Public nudity | Public nudity | ||
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Public urination | Public urination | ||
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Soliciting of courtesans | Soliciting of courtesans | ||
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Soliciting of female clergy | Soliciting of female clergy | ||
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Conspiring to magically age a pontiff | Conspiring to magically age a pontiff | ||
− | + | Trying to send Helms of Opposite alignment to female paladins. | |
− | Trying to send Helms of Opposite alignment to female paladins | ||
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Stealing alcohol | Stealing alcohol | ||
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Murder | Murder | ||
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Arson | Arson | ||
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Sending mirrors and garlic to certain royalty | Sending mirrors and garlic to certain royalty | ||
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Tax evasion | Tax evasion | ||
− | Michael is a wandering Blackguard in search of cash and fun. Since he is a greedy murdering psycho, he fits right in. Despite what he is, he tries to hit on the paladin, constantly. “Hey baby, wanna feel the power of the dark side? | + | Michael is a wandering Blackguard in search of cash and fun. Since he is a greedy murdering psycho, he fits right in. Despite what he is, he tries to hit on the paladin, constantly. “Hey baby, wanna feel the power of the dark side? Its in my pants!” and "Once you go black, you never go back!" |
− | He is often | + | He is often smited… |
− | He often steals the | + | He often steals the captains alcohol, but has successfully blamed it on the warforged. When he is caught, he makes up for it by stealing alcohol for the ship’s use. |
− | Michael is known for | + | Michael is known for sky writing dirty jokes and swear words, mooning were creature to try to turn them, burning things, and getting drunk. He tries to convert the warforged and any one in plate mail into projectile weaponry. |
− | He occasionally tries to start mutinies to “liven things | + | He occasionally tries to start mutinies to “liven things up.” |
When drunk, he sings. Very badly. Worse then a retarded orc. | When drunk, he sings. Very badly. Worse then a retarded orc. | ||
He has tried to melt defeated warforged down to sell for scrap metal, but to no avail. | He has tried to melt defeated warforged down to sell for scrap metal, but to no avail. | ||
− | He acts like a free agent to any temples of evil, but claims to be an atheist. “I cant afford to show any preference in this line of work” | + | He acts like a free agent to any temples of evil, but claims to be an atheist. “I cant afford to show any preference in this line of work” |
He also eats garlic pizzas before audiences with Kaius, and wears mirrored armor when in his presence. | He also eats garlic pizzas before audiences with Kaius, and wears mirrored armor when in his presence. | ||
On several occasions Michael has been suspected of cooking things with the Silver Flame, and with urinating in it. | On several occasions Michael has been suspected of cooking things with the Silver Flame, and with urinating in it. | ||
He only hits on the catgirl when drunk. Which is frequent. When sober Michael claims to “Not chase tail LITERALLY.” | He only hits on the catgirl when drunk. Which is frequent. When sober Michael claims to “Not chase tail LITERALLY.” | ||
He always carries a towel and a few flour bags at all times. | He always carries a towel and a few flour bags at all times. | ||
− | He has been found guilty | + | He has been found guilty numerous warforged related offenses too. |
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